Brooklynista

Yeah I'm not too ready to call Anna pregnant. Last week a woman at work congratulated me on my pregnancy. No, I'm not pregnant. I had Smashburger for lunch. Security is still looking for her body.

The saddest part of this is she has built her life around loving this stupid boy child and he is making t very clear that he will not love her if she is broken. What if she had cancer or heart disease? Would he walk away from her then too? Probably. Tyler only wants to be around for the fun stuff and that ain't life. Some of us get to go thru it unscathed, but some folks have to go thru some really nasty shit. And Tyler is showing Cate right out of the gate that he is not built for those rainy days. It's all sunny filters and perfect selfies for him. Cate had better start working on being perfect immediately if she wants this marriage to work. Tyler has no use for any of life's hiccups and anything that will take focus away from his Instagram page and bouffant hair.

I would not want titty in my fro-yo. Nope. Nuh uh. Definitely not drunken Debra titty.

I believe she said her insides were outside. So yeah! Let's do it again to try to prove this laughable fairytale of a marriage is a real thing.

Whatever it is, her son is in on it too. Why only call out Cate? And the feigned look of surprise that Cate didn't want it discussed in front of the cameras? Bitch please. Cate should have tossed her and her mail bag outta there.

I enjoyed the outtake show. I wish we had been allowed to see more of Elena during the season, she's really quite funny. Rachel listing all of her food weaknesses was 100% me at my last Weight Watchers meeting.

Andrew really never came back at all huh? Wow. You'd think a big time model would at least pretend to be interested in his kid for some screen time. Sorry, this isn't Janelle's forum. Umm...I'm with whoever said Matt had been stalking that neighbor jogger and knew just the right time to catch her. That's why he was leaving the dog piss for a half hour. That and he's nasty.

Aren't these people filming ALL THE TIME?? Why is there so much rehashing of old crap? How many times to I need to see Bin in the broom closet asking to court Jessa?? And maybe it's the NY'r in me but why do all of them talk so damn slowly? What's with all of the pausing? Spit it out! I hate slow talkers.

Because it's been years and MTV knew we were missing the girls mandatory shot of PITOCIN.

I don't think Cate is quite gastric big. I think she's still in the Jenny Craig or meal delivery big range. I know how hard it is to try to eat healthy when you have a partner that can inhale food and seemingly not gain weight. Not that Tyler isn't gaining, but it isn't showing like it is on Cate. That weed doesn't help at all either. All it makes you want to do is snack. Cate would do well to start cooking. She'd be surprised how good a home made quesadilla or home Chinese food can be. You can still have your treats but control your calories by cooking stuff yourself. Tyler is online all damn day, I'm sure his prissy ass has a Pinterest page. Pin some healthy options for Cate. Oh wait, she has to look out for herself because he's only her husband, not her life partner or anything.

"Wow! You're really indulging ". Eat a dick Tyler. And your mother can eat a dick too. Her main purpose was to shame Cate on camera about her smoking weed after rehab. I'm not for Cate mixing meds and weed, but fuck Kim for pretending to be some concerned MIL with only Cate's best interest at heart. She's an asshole like her son.

For someone as classy as Farrah pretends to be, she holds her knife and fork like a savage.

Well of I had to spend any length of time around Matt and his bullshit I'd wanna be sedated. See what I did there??

Do we think Amber and Matt are getting it on? I just don't see it. For me they're right up there with Cate and Tyler as giving off NO sexual heat at all.

Don't forget the visual of her licking cotton candy off her fingers while she said it. Yummy.

Or, she could just PAY THE BILLS. Utility companies don't care whose name is on the check. She could have opened the envelopes and sent a check so nothing was cut off in the meantime. No need for the cable and lights to be turned off just because Mo wasn't there if the bills were still coming.

Shes also unaware MOMS have mommy makeovers. She should have paid for Gary to have surgery. He's Leah's mom.

I'm all in for Issa Rae. I hope they manage to let her speak.

I wonder what the Amazon note said. "Sorry you got suckered into buying this bullshit, here's $20 back for your trouble."

http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/catelynn-lowell-smoking-weed-marital-issues-tyler-baltierra-teen-mom-og/ I just don't like Kim. Why would she call Cate out for still smoking weed but not Tyler? Oh, that's right he's perfect and every thing he does is magic. Why not suggest they both quit?

Who would have thunk it would come to that?? I would have lost any bet saying Gary would be dad of the year. And just look at him now. Still fat, but he's all about his girls.

Matt is trying to take Tyler's spot as the ever present Teen Dad. Do the spouses/boyfriends get paid by the scene? Because this man always knows exactly where the camera is and how to position himself in front of it. He has to control Amber's conversation at all cost. If he allows her to form a thought, all hope is lost.

It doesn't matter where Amber lives. Amber is the babysitter. She takes Leah so Gary and Kristine have a bit of a head rest for a weekend. Amber's the good time where Leah doesn't have to brush teeth or do homework? Its a sleep away camp.

^^ It's very Jokeresque

Rewatch ing now. So Amber was so unhappy about not being able to have Leah, that she didn't go get Leah? She skipped 3 or 4 Wednesdays since she was sad about not having her for more days?? People without kids buy white couches. Does Farrah ever intend on staying at this LA house? Also, somebody break down for me what was going on with Simon and returning the rental truck. That had me completely lost.