Brooklynista

Damn! Vee has some serious snap back. She is completely snatched for just having had a baby.

Uh yeah!. Please don't expect me to eat at your house any time soon. That will forever be the pee counter. And what's with touching other people's pee stick? It's urine people!

Not a single woman in that picture look like they would be in Janelle' s tribe. Who are these people? They look like a group of sober soccer mom's that would usher their kids away from a Janelle type and her drama. I want to see the shower thrown by her hoodie fight partner. Show me the shower her weed head crew is throwing.

OK! The love of your life hiding in the house and screaming "GET DOWN, GET DOWN!" to his roommates when you ring his doorbell? Fabulous!

Crossfit? Seriously? For 400 lb people who've never worked out before? Why not sign them up for the NYC Marathon? Then I really need to know why they were in the same bed and not two full sized at least.

I'm annoyed they're going to bother with this pregnancy scare story line. Exactly who would Whitney have been having sex with? Not the lumberjack. Last season he was hiding behind curtains while Twit stalked his house. Is it the DJ's baby? No. He has a girlfriend. So that would only leave the gay dance partner.

Only 6 minutes in and I'm so confused. They sleep in the same bed????? Who is financing this house? The car insurance? The multiple food runs? Is obesity considered a disability?

They showed that again?? I thought they'd deleted that scene of her beautiful grace, turning up her lady bits to her family for the royal cleansing. Gave me the shivers.

Or if Isaac was calling Vee "mom"?. Her rules for having Isaac call Javi dad was so it wouldn't be confusing since he was Lincoln's dad. I wanna hear the uproar if Jo uses the same excuse with his new baby.

Didn't realize how much I missed my raspy voiced Aubrey. And dated if Lois Griffith isn't being ridiculous talking about Aubrey in a wedding dress. Simmer down idiot!

Who is this woman Leah is whining to? And where the hell are her eyebrows?

I'm not mental health experts so forgive me. Is "panic attack" the new temper tantrum?

You are all friends in my head. Here's to hoping my feelings for you guys don't drop in the New Year!

I bet Sofia would have been thrilled with a quiet Christmas with her and mom bumming around in pajamas making stove top smores and watching a Christmas Story. None of the extravagance, no hoopla, just Farrah doing normal single mom shit focusing of Soph.

I think Maci would be fine w/o the show, but that's only after she learned the hard way that she was a dud. Being Maci alerted her to the fact that she was flat and boring and the only people that find her amusing is her mean girl clique. She's been shown time and again that the audience can do without her. The flop of Being Maci and then when she staged her revolt about Farrah coming back and MTV said "Bitch Bye!". I think she's come to terms with not being the break out personality and she can happily ride off into the sunset.

She got off her butt. That made me laugh because I'm 12.

Right bout now I need for Chrissy to bring her fabulous head of hair back and get Yandy together. Yandy is doing way to much to sell this fairytale love story with Manfeces. I would bet good money that Chrissy knows the whole tale and wouldn't need much of a push to tell it.

Iono what hotel that was Cardi B. was staying in, but I hope her Yelp review mentions the dirty grout around that tub she was in.

Shit. Can Farrah adopt me? I think I'm old enough to stave off the effects of an awkward parent trying to placate me w gifts.

I read that as well. How does one die peacefully at 53? 53 seems like the perfect age for kicking and screaming when death shows up. I'll wait for answers.

You have almost 22 thousand. Seems you're very likeable!

Oh man! The club fiasco! Cate could not be more ridiculous then she was about Tyler wanting to to dancing. He wasn't even trying to go alone, he wanted her there and she still had a fit. Yes he wanted to chew his arm off then. When Cate had to get her own apartment was another time we saw a lot of hesitation from Tyler. She guilt ed the shit out of him for having doubts about moving in with her. Tyler has been looking at the front door since they gave iCarly away in that parking lot.

You cannot tell me he's taking these shots for heterosexual hookups. They just scream Twinkish hookup wanted.

Oh no you don't. That's not what we do here. I agree with your entire post. Amber is always going to hate Kristina for being a better mother to Leah. Some part of me belives Amber stays with Matt to punish herself for sucking at life. Some women are not cut out to be mothers and that's ok. But what Amber can't do is make Leah suffer because she lucked out and an awesome substitute mom was placed in her life. I'm proud of Gary. With his D level Teen Mom fame he probably could have gone for flash and found a hotsie totsie girlfriend but instead he went for substance and got a good mother and wife to build a home with. Amber will forever be angry at Gary for the upgrade.

I would agree with that if I thought it was really about doing her own thing and not just her being a sloth.