Brooklynista

I didn't care at all about Kail bringing the dildo. What bugged me was her trying to pass off the "dildo vibrating in luggage" story off as her own tale. How many times have we heard this joke but here comes Kail passing off this bullshit funny, trying to make it seem like it was her own wacky adventure. I'm sure I've seen this skit as far back as Lucy and Ethel. Try again Fail.

Yeah I was totally Team Cardinals but she was doing too much. Throwing a shoe at a girl who's not even in fight mode? That was a straight sucker move.

Also. Mattie should not be calling anybody's wig ratty or synthetic. Miss Thing, that nest on your head is not going to win you any pageants.

^^^^woooooowwww. That is downright tragic that he would let his health get so bad. Whitney is using a lot of words to justify why she can't/wont/is hesitant to have a dance off against Jiya. All this hemming and hawing in the name of her girls confidence?? Girl bye. Where are all of her professional dancer balls?? This battle should be a cake walk.

But! But! Whitney specializes in twerking. Every time BGDC forms a circle around Twitter, twerking (or what she calls twerking) is her go to move. Suddenly it's too complex for her?

Do we think Randy is going to maintain control over Chelsea's finances now that she's married? How would Cole feel about that as her husband? Having to ask his wife's daddy if they can have an extra ice cream cone on the weekend.

It was closer to blubbering. Grown man blubbering because that mean ole Nissa had the nerve to want a husband that didn't have to be told (repeatedly) to pick up her pain meds. It made me laugh hysterically.

I don't think there ever was a plan to take Jace. Just a let me do this dance in front of the cameras to show how must effort I put into trying to parent my son but that mean ole Babs wont let me.

Bare with me because I'm never going to be able to word this correctly. Yandy's insistence on proving this "timeline" puzzles me. A small, tiny tiny part of me wonders if she feels a smidge insecure about who she was to MNDC because she doesn't seem to be his type. He seems partial to a certain...hue. And Yandy is the opposite of that. I believe whichever one of the baby mommas that Yandy showed up and just wouldn't leave. That phone call from lockup was all sorts of ridiculous. Yes, I took Erica to Aruba or DR but that's where I go with all my homegirls. Uh huh, ok that makes sense.

All whole lot of words and all I saw was CT. CT hosted the dad's special??? I'm obsessed with that beautiful piece of complex man.

Wait. Cole just BUILT a crib? If we can avoid hearing that voice my panties might stay moist.

2 hours?? Man I sure hope they don't flashback all the way to prairie collars.

Is speaking thru clenched teeth genetic? Because Riley is also afflicted with it. Her singing in the booth bothered me not because of how she sounds, but because of how vacant she seems. Her affect is so flat. Smile or something.

Witness real twerking Whitney. I can't wait to see how TLC frames the dance off so BDGC triumphs again over true dancing.

I posted in one of the other threads what a waste of time Whitney's workouts with Will are if she doesn't change her eating habits. That post was really a note to self. I am something of a gym rat and everyone on the job admires my dedication. They are so jealous of how hardcore I am, hitting the gym early am for spin classes or to work with a trainer. "Oh Brooklynista, it's amazing the way you prep your lunch and breakfast for the week. Yup. What they don't see are how I dive bomb on the snack table my husband keeps when I get home or my weekend diner pancakes. The 2nd breakfasts. Oh how I love 2nd breakfast! I sabotage myself every night and get angry at my lack of progress every week. I know I'm doing it. I soothe myself with the compliments because I'm nicely put together. The 150lbs are in all the right places, but I know this weight is wrong for me. My trainer tells me all the time "weekends have to count, dinner has to count". I'm doing myself no favors eating lean 9-5 Mon thru Fri and then going nuts evenings and weekends. Wow. Sorry for the ramble. Summer is coming and I don't want to be that angry girl on the beach again.

According to the Duggars guide she's definitely old enough to start raising him.

Does anyone know where I can find episodes of Ruby's show? I don't remember jumping on the dislike train this early on with her. With Ruby it still wasnot a dislike as much as it was annoyance with her " forgotten memories " and refusal to lose weight. I dislike Whitney and that happened in Season 2. I'd like to compare and contrast.

Sort of like Ryan's girlfriend MacKenzie? These pairings make no sense otherwise.

Even that was heavily edited. My money says even with the many pauses she couldn't pull that video off again.

Javi does strike me as one of those people who are in love with love. He was far too swept up in getting laid on the regular and I'm sure Kail was his first. Or at least the first chick that knew more than 2 bedroom tricks. Wide eyed Javi was never going to be any match for Kail who certainly studied her mother's lessons in grifting and hustling men.

For reasons unknown to me I skipped the final season of Big Love. It's chilly outside so maybe I'll turn it in the background just so I can have it done.

The only problem with that is you can out eat any workout. She can stay in the gym with Will all day but if she sucks down those coffee flavored milkshakes and giant cookies from Starbucks, she'll remain right where she is.

Did we speak on Whitney's dance team member saying she would "stomp a mudhole" in Jiya? I was really bothered by that. I know she identifies as a woman, but she does still have the physicality of a male. It just felt a bit to hotheaded towards someone who simply questioned their dance routine.

Agreed. Also a majority of the husbands seem to be acting as caregivers so they can get an additional county check. But just on personality alone I can see Whitney being a turnoff. Who really wants a gal who brays like a donkey, loves farting in faces and doesn't wear shoes? I'd have a real problem if my brother brought such a gal home even if she was a size 6.

If Whitney wants me to buy into BGDC being a real thing, the ladies need to have one solid go to routine. If they supposedly meet on the regular they shouldn't be learning a new dance every time they have a performance. I wonder if Roy had a meeting with the producers and told them they needed to cut the bullshit with the Roy has the hot pants for Whitney crap. It was pretty disrespectful to his relationship and not believable enough to be worth any trouble at home.