Brooklynista

At least James didn't tear up the house w his fatness.

Where is your dignity when you turn your ass up for two young women to wash it?? Oh and we're an asshole. Ok

Dramatic ass intro. I'm in!!

I hate that Barb can't express herself clearly to Drew. I wish she could collect her thoughts to make it plain and say Jace has been with her since he was a baby. Janelle has never played a mother to him and the only time she expresses interest is when the fuck of the month puts a battery in her back. Is she high right now? No. But she's still addicted to drama and dicks that are attached to dicks. Barb gets all twisted at his questions and makes it look like she's unreasonable for keeping Jace. I wish these people would learn the art of the clapback.

That's not what was printed on his cue cards. Also he's a fucking quack.

Weird isn't It? Almost like she's a fake ass twatwaffle and can't quite stick the performance.

Why all of the hullabaloo about Kaiser staying at Grandmas on a Saturday? Dont grandma's like time w their grand? What grandma wouldn't want Kaiser' s cheeks to herself for a night? Hell, Barb has had her grandson for seven years and Janelle doesn't have a problem with that.

Nathan in this suit! I'm sorry. I likey!. Oh Janelle with the fake tears. Bitch please!

What I couldn't co-sign was the Tattoo Baby storyline. Why would she attach herself to this clusterfuck of a show and not have her artwork showcased every episode? Hardly seems worth it to only be labeled as a jump off for Caesar.

I agree because no way would Maci hang out w the likes of Amber and Catelynn. Maci gives me very mean girl vibes and those two would certainly be the target of Maci and her normal circle of friends. Maci and Caftan Cate on vacation? Only on MTV's dime.

It looked to me like Fail was following the camera crew. They're filming Chelsea, here comes Fail to touch the belly. They're filming Javi and his brothers, here comes Fail to ask advise on the too tight jacket. Girl Bye! Nobody is looking for your distorted ass.

My apologies Anthony. This show has gotten me so used to douchebaggery I automatically looking for the dark side.

Wait. I hadn't even noticed that Tracy didn't have weight loss surgery. She just buckled down, did the work and lost the weight? Nicely done Tracy. And with no whining. Hugs to you.

And now she's getting put of bed after the surgery. GO TRACY!!!

Oh. So Anthony is the asshole this episode. Now he's unavailable to take her to appointments? She's supposed to put all of those legs in an uber? I haven't heard anything about him working so my guess is he's also getting a caregiver check from the county. So Yeah guy, getting her to these appointments is your job.

Eating chocolates?? Well where did she get them hubby? She's not taking herself to Piggly Wiggly.

I'm thinking her mother putting her out when she was pregnant had something to do with how brown her babies were going to be.

So form doesn't mean shit during this Boobs to Barbell competition? I don't see how Whitney's pullups qualify as anything but wrong.

James K could have used more people like Erica in his life.

Best part of the episode for me was UBT's countdown to what was sure to be certain death for anyone in his path. Only thing is he hopped out of that car full of rage and NOBODY MOVED. All that puffery doesn't work so well up against grown men does it? Janelle and Jace certainly cower in fear but not anyone who can see thru bullshit.

Ohhhh...So Vee can't be involved in Jo's custody issues with Fail but Javi was all up in their custody battle when it suited Fail. Never change Fail. And her face and shape is terrible. All that body work is going to look like shit as her pregnancy progresses.

Janelle's producer is in needs to step back a minute and take a real look at the situation at hand. Also some conditioner.

Yahtzhee?? Bitch what??? Janelle is damn crazy and it ain't the pregnancy.6

Yep. What they wanted was a loophole. A big ass one that would allow Chinese and triple meat burgers and still produce a loss on the scale. No such animal my friend.

I hate you so much right now...