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Well then. Seems like they broke up quicker than some couples in the non-Golden run of the show. Maybe should have waited to get married? Whatever - not my monkey, not my circus. 😆

Yes, in the intervention episode (I think) Becky said that a deer jumped out in front of his motorcycle, causing a fatal accident.

Did they repeat scenes from the first block of episodes here, or is it just all so boring it's running together? zzzZZZZzzz

I don't have much to add besides what's already been said except: Sarah Ann? Oof. The chomping of that gum needs to stop immediately.

Yes! Literally the only line that made me laugh. Maybe the series will wrap up with everyone in prison, ala Seinfeld. 🙄

Woof. That is forever away.

Hey Sydney? Just because you don't like what someone says, it doesn't mean they are bullying you.

Not disingenuine? 😜 I second the motion for a Kat/Olivia tidal wave wipeout. So sick of the two of them and their petty crap.

This one was dumb. Like what was the point? I read something that said Shelley dressed up like the teacher's dead baby, which is why he had such a visceral reaction. That went over my head, but I was also doing several other things while "watching" since it wasn't holding my attention.

Seriously. He reminds me of the giggity guy on Family Guy, but a Ken doll he is not.

So excited Alyson's dancing got better, but her SERIOUS FACE was a bit over the top. Starting to see some potential for my boy Harry. And Jason Mraz was great again. I agreed with the judge's comments about Charity not connecting with her partner. It seemed like she was always searching for the camera instead of looking at him. I also couldn't help but think that Julianne's dress was a subtle (not so subtle?) dig at Tyra's monstrosity from whatever season.

Oof JP. He gave me creep vibes before the makeup conversation and then barf vibes after. I kept waiting for him to jump up and excuse himself because he had to return some videotapes. 😬

I kept falling asleep during this episode, which tells me everything I need to know. See you next season, AHS. Maybe. 🙄

I'm one of maybe 12 people who watched Too Hot To Handle, which is the show Harry Jowsey was on. He's so pretty, but no way would he get my vote. I was cringing the entire time he was dancing. He looked like he was about to shit ice blocks during the "dance", and then when it was over, he looked like he was on the verge of barfing. I don't see him getting any better. I figured Charity and Mira were going to be good. Jason Mraz was a huge surprise for me. I wanted Alyson to be a lot better than she was. I'm hoping it was just first-night nerves and she'll get better.

I really like Mark. One of the best reality hosts in my opinion. And Hall? Ugh. What a wet noodle.

100% who I thought about when I saw him. Also, Brayden looks just like Justin Hartley to me and I can't unsee it.

"I am Pardu. I am a holy man. I guard my spells with my life." I put this movie on when I want to troll my houseguests. 😄 Apparently there is a pint-sized version of D&D kids can play now? One of my coworkers with a 4yo was telling me about it. Anyway, I feel like Eddie and possibly Steve are going to eat it. Either would make me sad, both would piss me off.

This. My husband was yelling at the teacher through the screen that she needed to handle the situation and stifle that bitchy girl.

Well. This show certainly straddles that line between reality TV and amateur porn. Also, Deac looks like he has REALLY bad breath. Something about the way his mouth moves when he talks. During his close-ups, I jump back from the screen.

Live footage of me when I realized Rebecca was singing the closing credits song at the wedding: Like so many others, I don't care who Kevin is ending up with and hate that they are perpetuating the plotline as if I do.

He is SO! BROKEN! And so are my eye muscles from rolling them so hard. I hope if it's Susie's door he's knocking on she pretends not to be home or has someone else field the moron, "Susie? Well, she died 40 years ago!" He really did turn out to be a mega douche.

YES. Girl, get your eyes checked. Shayne is a walking raw nerve. Not sure if a reality show was the best move for him so soon after the death of his father. I was impressed/surprised that he told Deeps what Shake was saying behind her back, and it gives me hope that he might be ok despite all of this. Rooting for Jarrett and Iyanna, snoozing for Nick and Danielle, looking forward to the trainwreck of The Ultimatum.

We used to joke that it was toilet wine.

Ha, I said something similar at work and my younger coworkers had no idea what I meant. Shake. Good lord. So happy Deepti walked out but he was obviously a bit butthurt and decided to revert into complete and total douche mode. Natalie dodged a bullet. I'm waiting to hear at the reunion that Ol' Sockless is dating Shaina. What a mess.

Uck. Flapjack was so deluded. Confidence is fine, but arrogance? Not so much. Clayton is just so boring. Serene dodged a bullet and so will anyone else who doesn't "win".