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Team Garcelle, Denise, and (I can't believe I'm saying this) Dorit. Sutton seems alright so far… the rest of the bullies can go f*ck themselves. If Bravo/Andy are cleaning house at RHONY, please do the same for BH.

It's funny if this is one of the reasons Jill got cut, because in hindsight it seems she was ahead of her time. The difference between then and now is that now Bravo/Andy/production wants to manipulate storylines for the show - at least that is clear on RHOBH. So what Jill got a bad rap for is what's now being used to try and boost. I'm gonna miss Blue Stone Manor and the Bezerkshires.

The Statue of Liberty is the quintessential diva. The lyric "It's cruelty free, like me" followed by "shut up" cracked me up. Say what you will about the song, Lu looks fantastic. Her body be bangin!

Denise is in a no-win situation no matter what she says because those vultures (not Garcelle) have already made up their mind that she's this year's target and they don't like her. Props to Dorit and Sutton for at least trying to be reasonable. I love Garcelle calling out Rinna and her stupid Instagram attention-seeking dancing and the correlation between Rinna's behavior and her daughter's issues. Rinna wants everyone to be honest and put it all out there until it's directed at her. And Gracelle did it with such poise and class, including telling Kyle to STFU. lol I hope Denise - and Garcelle for that matter - don't come back next season, unless there's a significant cast change (and there won't be). These women are toxic and only care about trying to make manufactured drama and "good" (it's not!) tv. BH used to be one of the top franchises and now I'd say it's bottom of the barrel. The bullying is exhausting. I'd take the constant drunken antics of NY any day of the week because at least they're being genuine while BH is fake. Sutton with the Buca di Beppo / Olive Garden zinger and "is there a better side of Lisa" cracked me up.

She got a Grammy for it, too! 😅

I never thought I'd warm up to Dorit, but here I am. 2020 is wild! I can't help but wonder if what little animosity there is between her and Kyle is Dorit's remorse/regret for the LVP situation. Bless Sutton for so succinctly calling Teddi out. Teddi didn't have to bring up Denise and Brandi's extra-curriculars, as that has nothing to do with the subject at hand. The whole thing is a setup. Don't understand Kyle being so pressed about Dorit speaking Italian to Italians in Italy... Jealous much? That wig looked terrible on Rinna.

I suppose we could've seen this coming. Proper love interests for Meredith and Maggie. I see Deloser's sister is going to be a regular on Station 19. In addition to ignoring her brother's issues, what's she going to do, put fires out with her orgasms? (yes, I know she's someone's love interest over there)

Narcissism is blinding.

The whole insertion of April and giving Luke a surprise!kid was so inauthentic. The Palladinos reached big time to break up LL in such a way just so they could give Lorelai and Christopher one last ride. If this was the best they could come up with, I would've rather they let the season 5 post-party breakup stick a little longer and do Lorelai/Christopher then since the stage was already set for it. The first breakup seemed to have a much bigger impact with the town divided with the bows and such. The Palladinos jumping ship at the end of season 6 before fixing what they broke added insult to injury.

My personal ranking of the final three queens based off of the AS season is: 1. Juju, 2. Cracker, 3. Shea I enjoy all three of them, but Juju stole the show for me. Fierce and funny all the way through. I liked Shea a lot more during her original season, but I felt harboring all that bitterness from losing to Sasha made Shea come off as a sore loser and it's such a turn off. I'm just glad it wasn't a joint win!

Of course they are, because what people really want to be entertained by is the current crisis we're all trying to survive through. Is the pandemic going to be a part of the show until there's a vaccine/cure, or will they just do a little arc, pat themselves on the back for being topical, and then forget about it? At this point, I wouldn't put it past them to have Our Lady of the Sun coming up with a cure, because on top of randomly being able to speak Italian 15 seasons into the show, she's also a virologist!

After catching up and watching both new episodes today, RHONY is so much more entertaining than RHOBH. The Apples may be chaotic especially when alcohol is involved, but at least they don't obsess over one stupid issue for an entire season. And they actually eat their food! (albeit messy) YMMV

I love Zachary Levi! Hope this indeed happens.

Moving Mark to Private Practice would've been great. He's in plastics, so he'd get a lot of cosmetic cases working in LA on top of any ENT and reconstruction surgeries. Plus, his connection isn't just to Addison since he went to school with Sam and Naomi as well. A bonus could've been the potential of Mark and Addison possibly ending up together, which would've been a nice full-circle. But I think once Grey's embarked on the "modern family" Callie/Arizona/Mark parental trio, that opportunity went out the window. Mark would never leave Sofia - or so tptb had said when explaining why they killed him off...🙄... Fast Forward 4 seasons when tptb had no problem having Callie/Arizona go through that OOC custody battle where they ended up having to split Sofia's time between Seattle and New York.

Season 6 makes me ragey... Lorelai and Rory's rift followed by the introduction of April and ending with Lorelai in bed with Christopher. I skipped it in my rewatch and jumped right to "I'm A Kayak" in the name of self care. April was so annoying and I hated the entire idea that Luke all of a sudden had a kid he never knew about. Hated how he acted after that, hated what it did to LL's relationship. Why, ASP?! And then it felt like getting screwed when ASP/the Palladinos jumped ship at the end of the season. I was never hip as to the reason, but if it was beef with the network suits then color me unsurprised yet disappointed because I hate when egos get in the way of storytelling.

Her liver.

Was really hoping we'd find out what happened to Latoya. Can Issa be all the way done with Lawrence now?

I think 13 episodes is perfect for a show like "Zoey". I know 22 has been the standard for network series, but I think that's slowly starting to whittle away. Personally, I find shows with under 20 episodes per season far more enjoyable because that means the storytelling is more cohesive and there's less filler to pass the time. Very happy for a season 2!

Does he know something we don't? Is she not going to have to serve time? (admittedly, I haven't been keeping up with her trash. I have much more respect for how Felicity Huffman handled the situation, all things considered). White privilege at its finest is Lori being rewarded for her shittiness with a television gig and (what I assume would be) a hefty paycheck. Not surprising since he already did it with Teresa Giudice. Andy's gross.

What did Molly expect Issa to say after hitting her with "we don't fit anymore"? It's like Molly wanted Issa to keep fighting for the friendship after Issa already pointed out she was the only one trying. That was a really well-executed scene. Heartbreaking to see their friendship collapse. Not sure how they come back from this, if they do, or what it will look like moving forward. "Do you want to be right, or do you want to be in a relationship." Bloop!

I thought the same! I get that DJ is the "lead" in the reboot, but I was disappointed that Danny didn't walk Stephanie down the aisle if nothing else because this is DJ's second wedding. And this is Kimmy's third to Fernando, right? lol So being that this is Stephanie's first and likely only wedding, I feel like she got the shaft in some ways.

Bottom line, the harpies (not Garcelle!) are ganging up on Denise because they feel threatened by her. Denise is confident in who she is. She embraces all parts of herself, good and bad, and she actually loves herself - something so foreign to the rest of these bitches (not Garcelle!) who reek of insecurity and are constantly trying to overcompensate for something.

Palo Alto's only 35-40 mins away from San Francisco proper, so it's not like the commute isn't doable. I'm more curious about the space situation. Stephanie's pregnant (hooray!), what's going to happen as Danielle continues to grow and baby #2 comes along? They can't stay in the basement forever. Excellent point about the house next door! I forgot that Fernando had bought it. The show has always been a cheesy, wholesome good time for me. Kimmie looking directly into the camera saying Michelle's never coming was hilarious. And Aunt Becky wasn't missed. lol

I've given Vanessa a lot of heat, but I find her more palatable with Mateo and I'm actually enjoying their budding romance. Much more than Daniel/Noa even... maybe because the latter is a foregone conclusion so it's a lot less intriguing.

Well written and executed episode, blah blah blah... I do not approve of this (re)union. Dammit, Issa!