Sofa Sloth

Nah, Kody’s dusty nuts are locked securely in Robyn’s firm gripped hand.

While you may get a possible increase in endorphins and vitamin D, the sun will not heal your illness, oh woke one. No wonder she never made it as a doctor. She always looks so pasty, puffy, bloated and pre-maturely aged facially, for one that claims to live such a healthy lifestyle - I’m perplexed by it personally. What is all this yoga and running and woke clean green eating doing for her? I guess it’s all cancelled out though when you wash it down with a giant latte or two and a whole pizza as a snack 🙄

Good god woman! Grown up already. She is so emotionally stunted. Stop trying to convince yourself with that affirmation mumbo jumbo and instead just make the actual life changes if you want to, embody it! Live it! No one cares to hear your blah-blah internal therapy season. Just like Janelle, she’s all blah-blah, no action. Also... What in the world is happening here? Your eyebrow should not naturally almost touch your eye corner. Step away from the FaceTune old Mare, it’s getting weird.

A selection of SpongeRobyn SquareHead’s dramatic facials from just this episode, the over-acting is something else... I’m not sure why the producers think we wanted an episode that is basically everyone’s least favourite wife Robyn’s monologue of theatrical complaints? That was torturous. She’s definitely not doing the ‘my marriage will forever be a honeymoon’ thing anymore like early seasons! 😆 Now the honeymoon’s definitely over, and she’s lived in luxury long enough to not remember the financial hardships of her single mom days, so she’s done playing that keep sweet fun-time wife role and resents Kodouch openly like they all do.

So one sister is burning her bras the day before the other is promoting them.Typical contradictory Browns. I would really appreciate not having to cop an eyeful of voluptuous saggy bosom on display every time I check my Instagram feed.

Anyone remember the episode, I think it was the one the Brown’s were packing to escape persecution (snigger snigger) to LV and Meri tells one of the girls to ‘go find a different shirt! I don’t need to see that much of your body!’. Damn where were you on this one old Mare? 🙈 Noone needed to see this much of your daughter’s body.

Almost the worst part of the revisionist portrait, was the fact she took that pic of Kody, out of his family picture with Christine holding one of her kids! What a slap in the face for that family wondering why she’s replaced HER own family with their treasured moment. Just creepy and bizarre all around. No wonder Christine was so jealous.

🥱 Yawn. The ‘How to not be a Fundamentalist Mormon anymore’ Checklist: -Come out as gay ✔️ - Get body piercings and tattoos ✔️ - Drink and photograph the frowned upon devils coffee at every opportunity ✔️ - Remind everyone often of your superior intellect and college education ✔️ - Dress immodestly and release your sagging dachshund ear boobies to unsuspecting victims on social media for shock value and attention ✔️ She’s a predictable cliche at this point. Several years ago she was a fundamentalist mormon who was wanting to live plural marriage, now she’s had a change of heart, so she is going overboard to differentiate herself from her religious background when it’s really not necessary. Please have some dignity and fade into obscurity already.

I have a son called Elliot. He doesn’t get made fun of for his name. I get lots of compliments on it actually. His friends shorten it to El or Eli sometimes, but it’s a nice normal classic name. Like Henry and Ivy and UNLIKE Spurgeon...so yeah Elliot is not comparable to THAT.

God. I can’t believe I’m going to stick up for Kody here, but Meri’s section is still a decent sized 3/4 bedroom townhouse (or so it appears on the plans). This mega mansion does have two storeys. Granted it will still be small for queen Meri’s taste, but damn! she’s an empty nester with one child, why does she’s need these huge ridiculous houses? Even her 8 spirit babies she wanted to have will have flown the coop by now and and she can always store her boxes of moldy Lularoe crap in the 10 car garage if she really had too. That biarch needs to downsize.

I always hear Spurgeon and think Sputum! Interesting just one name can conjure up more than one unmentionable body fluid 😆 Such a shame really, as Gabriel is a lovely name and how nice would Gabriel, Henry and Ivy sound together, Spurgeon sticks out from them and not in a good way. Ah well as long as they like it anyway.

Here’s that clip of The Chin undermining an abused teenager’s experience of polygamy and making it all about her fillin’s instead.

Emotionally immature people like her, trawl the internet for these crappy inspirational sayings, then post them in a passive aggressive way, to justify their own shitty behaviour and make themselves out to be a victim. These are quotes I see posted from teenagers and young adults in my world. If you are a normal adult you deal with your emotions head on, you acknowledge your part in your issue, sort it out with the person involved quick if you can and move the hell on. No need for passive aggressive inspirational quotes and digs. Just looking at Meri and Janelle’s 20+ year feud, tells me Meri is most definitely incapable of the emotional maturity to do this. She actually appears to like putting herself in the victim role.

The Kingston’s was the sect that poor girl Colleen came from. I always remember that polygamy debate when Colleen was explaining her polygamy upbringing; just telling her own story and stated in her OWN experience ‘sister wives weren’t friends and hate each other’ and then old Robbo-chin grabbed the mic and started whining and attacking Colleen as she felt victimised personally by her story. That scene intensified my dislike for Robyn instantly.

Gosh sorry @Joan of Argh I didn’t read this thread until now. So I’m thinking what you had years ago may have been electrolysis, which uses high frequency and galvanic current passed via a needle which is inserted into each individual hair follicle? I trained and worked in clinic with electrolysis about 2000 and it was becoming obsolete technology then, as was time consuming, required many treatments and was only suitable for small areas due to this. Laser was just taking off then and has come along way, it’s now the preferred method for permanent hair removal. I would go and speak to someone about laser as it that home device looks a bit gimmicky, could even be dangerous, and is unlikely to give you the same results as in clinic.

They both grew up apart of the same AUB sect I think so maybe they are. I’m pretty sure I read Mindy Jessop, Robyn’s niece/nanny featured on the show occasionally, is a cousin of David. I’m sure there’s plenty of interbreeding in the polygamist sects.

I’ve just watched a rerun of the adoption episode of ‘Day’unAuroraBreanna’ (as mumble mouth Robyn refers to them collectively as) and wondered who the mystery bio dad was. I did a google search out of curiousity and found: He’s Christine's first and second cousin, first cousin through Christine’s father Rex Allred, a brother of David’s mother Mary Diane Allred; second cousin through Christine’s step-grandmother Ethel Jessop, a sister of David’s father Louis LaMar Jessop. He’s also a first cousin of Meri’s “other mothers” Shirley & Judy, and third cousin of Kody somehow. I also came across a mugshot and court papers obtained from Hamilton City Court in Montana, stating that David Preston Jessop, 39, was arrested on January 12, 2018 for partner or family member assault, causing bodily injury -(granted the article is from radar online so who knows about the validity of it). Anyway I thought rather than just attach the photo of him I found, in the spirit of Robyn’s creepy history revisionist portrait (behold that horror again below👇🏼*shudders*) I’d create another creepy ‘Moment that didn’t exist’, but phasing out Kody and replacing with the ‘kidses’ biological father instead 😆 I was curious about the genetic similarities and I definitely see the family resemblance particularly in Aurora. It also appears Robyn has a ‘type’!

Good choice 👌🏼 All that hair product he uses to harden his Shirley Temple ringlets, probably makes him highly flammable, so it’d make for a nice slow burning wick.

I haven’t read it yet as I am far too ashamed to be seen wanting to buy it in real life and plus I never wanted to support the Brown’s by buying a brand new copy. Someone on this forum help a COL out and post their table scraps to Australia 😆

It’s ok, doting mother Meri will go hawk some more leggings and take care of that heating bill. Mariah basically uses her as a walking wallet to be bled dry, not a loved mother figure with feelings from what we’ve seen, likewise Meri is so overindulgent and enthralled by her one golden baby, she’d give anything requested. How Mariah sees Meri 👆🏼 How Meri sees Mariah 👇🏼 There’s obviously nothing monetary in it for Mariah to conserve energy or care for the environment, so Mariah isn’t even aware, as long as her bare feet are warm, she’s good. Unless someone is going to pay her to do a sponsored post on Instagram about a cause, then it probably doesn’t even exist to her.

I’m with you as well, while I empathise somewhat with how vulnerable Meri was, she chose that lifestyle and she’s the one who invited Robyn in to the family and (supposedly) the one who initiated the legal divorce proceedings in the first place. She chose her fate. She also has never acknowledged her part in the catfishing saga preferring to play the victim to save face.

She rilly hates animals. She thinks they are ‘germy and ughhh’ 🙄 It was revealed on an episode where they visited the zoo and Janelle fed a camel from her mouth. God I hate myself that I know this shit!

Aha yes 5 ways. I forgot Kodouch! Again good points. I’m sure the legal marriage to Robyn was not just about the adoption but also the ongoing tax benefits. They sure know how to maximise the system but I guess that’s polygamy 101, taught from birth 😉 Weird that Kodouch didn’t legally marry Christine or Janelle in the past as they had more dependants, but I’m sure old Mare would never have allowed it. I’m curious if part of Janelle and Meri’s old beef was that issue too, as Janelle doing the family finances, would have been looking at practical ways to scrimp funds. Janelle was super pissed at Meri’s announcement she was handing the legal marriage to Robyn, as she’s probably been suggesting it swap to the others with more dependants for years (and we know she’s pissed that Meri always took a quarter share despite one dependant). Meri would have demanded the 45k from TLC at least once to blubber on about the catfishing. Robyn’s probably got it for the births both times as well. I wonder if they spilt that between 5 when it’s compensation for their personal storyline? My guess is no.

Good points! Based on that, I figure they must bring in (about or just under) 1 million per year collectively (before taxes) from just TLC alone (without all their scammy MLM stuff and other ‘businesses’). It does explain why they keep getting mortgages as that’s a decent annual wage even spilt 4 ways.