Sofa Sloth

Oh that’s definitely what she’s trying to be. You don’t put ‘let’s collab’ and your email address on your insta unless you’re wanting to plug some shit for money.

I would think, given the social media is a huge exposure for her ‘clothing business’, being photographed in the same (not even nice) outfit repeatedly on your socials is a missed opportunity for selling and (unless she’s no longer in the MLM?), you’d think she’d be trying to showcase more variety of the Lulanoe to the sycophants. That’s if she had any business savvy at all. What am I talking about though, she’s a Brown of course she doesn’t.

So true, I get some people rather renovate and have existing landscaping to work with, but those people probably wouldn’t expect to be paying top dollar for that house if you are looking to make improvements, usually if it needs work to compete with fixtures and fittings of neighbouring properties in terms of interiors then you’d expect to pay less. Be interesting to see what the new ones are going for, I wouldn’t put it past the Browns to expect people would pay more for theirs. The price drops are indications they aren’t meeting the market in terms of what the houses are currently worth anyway

I always wonder why people feel the need to scream their public devotion to each other over social media? You love your husband? Great! you should! Go tell him. It just reeks of trying to convince everyone else you are happy, which you should never need to do. I’m all for the odd public appreciation post on a special occasion like anniversary, but Mykelti seems to constantly need to reference the fact they’re in love and happy. Methinks she doth protest too hard...

I am by no means a real estate expert and have no clue about the Vegas market, but surely that is a bad sign for them selling in a hurry for a decent price if new similar developments are popping up like mushrooms nearby? That will surely only drive their asking price down further, due to an oversupply of similar housing stock. Who is going to pay top dollar for an existing worn out McMansion when they can have a spanking brand new one down the road?

She has a cute youthful Kirsten Dunst look if she’d just play to her natural palate and strengths. I DO get it’s not her priority, plus attractiveness is somewhat subjective and she’s obviously VERY happy with the look she’s gone for of dark hair, dyed eyebrows and wearing no foundation or mascara ever (which is fine that’s her prerogative). It just blows my mind that she’s only 23, the severe hair and eyebrows age her, drag her features and don’t flatter her ruddy complexion. Maddie and Mykelti are the same, and they obviously have reasons for the choices made and good for them, I just think it makes them look middle-aged in the prime of their youth and I want to give them a make under and return them to their natural state, sans the bad auburn box dyes and eyebrow pencil issues. There’s a reason why Aspyn’s the beauty of the older bunch and it’s simply due to sticking with that gorgeous colour women pay a lot of money for. I’m not shaming her and as if she will ever know or care how a random Aussie chick thinks she looks best, but she’s in the public eye so she’s fair game for my scrutiny. Haha.

Yeah fat floats.

Totally! I respect what you are saying and it’s awesome you are not compromising who you are. That’s not on to receive pressure from our friends to look a certain way AT ALL. Agree she is obviously happy with who she is, has bags of confidence, loves herself and more power to her. But she’s also in the public eye by choice, therefore people will form opinions of her based on her appearance. Having a career in the beauty industry may influence my opinions on her, as I do look at her from a professional standpoint and see wasted potential. Personally I will style my hair and put some make up on everyday if I’m out & about, as it makes feel like the best version of myself and feel it projects an image of self respect, pride and care. That said, I also have plenty of chill days, in yoga pants with my belly hanging out too, but then I’m not ‘an influencer’ posting those pictures all over social media. I’m not saying she needs to change who she is, but as a person with a public profile and a career in television, it would be cool to see her put in a tiny bit more effort.

Hope you don’t mind but I was inspired by your post and in the spirit of Robyn and the creepy portrait ‘I created a moment that didn’t exist...until now’ 😂 Obviously I have too much time on my hands today.

She really did. Meri and Kody are not particularly attractive people, (though in their younger heyday they could both pass as reasonable I’ll begrudgingly admit) but Mariah really did lose out in that genetic lottery, she’s so homely. She has the potential to be fairly attractive if she tried that’s what’s annoying. If she went closer to her natural blonde, got a decent eyebrow lady, utilised a hairbrush and some shampoo, a make up bag, maybe got a wardrobe without the unflattering yoga gear, 90’s dirty grunge jeans and flannel and the ever present Birkenstocks... I have to commend her on her confidence though, presenting herself on Instagram and tv like that it’s obvious she thinks she’s good 🤷🏼‍♀️ .

Thank you so much! I figure I just may be the only Australian who is watching this shit show, judging by the time it takes for TLC to bother airing it here. It must be such a miserable existence, always swallowing your natural fillings and keeping sweet in the hope your shared husband will throw a scrap of attention your way. But yeah.. in the words of Robyn ‘no other woman could ever understand the sacrifice’ blah blah. No they never have too, because most woman aren’t brainwashed in a religion that benefits only men.

Thank you! I literally signed up purely to get this post off my chest after putting myself through back-to-back seasons from the start, so that felt good! haha. I’m still working my way around the forum after lurking many months but hopefully I’ll learn the ropes soon 🤗

Hey guys, first time poster here. Watched the show since beginning, but I’m in Australia and TLC here is sooo far behind, so I never get to comment on the episodes as they air (we’ve only just started airing season 10 now) but reading your great snark is awesome, so thanks! Having recently (embarrassingly) watched all seasons reruns to current from the start, I can’t believe how contradictory these buffoons are. I’m sure it’s been done here before, but I’ve taken the liberty of revising their opening quotes to match with my observations of their reality and give you 6 years of my snark in one post 😆(sorry it’s long, I know, please forgive me, I’m new here! ) Meri: I believe in living this lifestyle, it just makes each of us better’ Riiiiiight. Yet in one of the first episodes in season one TH when bringing Robyn in ‘I don’t want to do this! I’m good with Christine and Janelle they get me.. (wait wait, Janelle gets you? Snigger. Years of pointless feuding and therapy suggests otherwise, however I digress) ‘the only thing keeping me here is my commitment level and my daaawghter!’ She wails, as tears form white rivers on her leathery orange cheeks...so yup, from the shows very start, I can totally see how this is lifestyle is better. On we go, from confessions of jealously, the Vegas exile, the wetbar meltdown, the rise of Robyn, the catfish saga, the obvious tension between all the wives. Yep still a better lifestyle then monogamy duh! Of all the wives Meri is the least one who the lifestyle makes better. The fact she’s failed on her part, to populate the future planet and has had to watch the other wives pop out the spawn of Kody, easier and quicker than Fat Tony downs 10 tacos (thus rubbing salt in that very real secondary infertility wound), coupled with the fact her husband can’t stand her Eeyore ass and she’s obviously isolated from the family, while he continues to have three other woman meet his emotional and sexual needs (send brain bleach ugh!)...yep still losing me on how you fill it’s better for you Meri. Meanwhile on to the others that the lifestyle is making each of better, Janelle - who’s eating her fillings to obesity, knowing she has to keep sweet and deal with raging bitch Meri for all eternity, Christine - literally has to go on antidepressants to get over the jealousy of the entry of the new wife, the kids -have to navigate an upbringing (which tellingly none of them want to emulate themselves) where they are fighting for attention from their part-time father and watching some siblings (looking at you Westminster whinger), obviously favoured with both resources and time. SO! In conclusion the only people who may be ‘better’ and benefiting from this arrangement, is twat waffle Kody and golddigger Robyn, who are...What’s that you say? The ones in a legal actual marriage. Go figure. Meri Rewritten: ‘I don’t believe in living this lifestyle anymore. It just makes each of us bitter.’ Ok on to Janelle. ‘I think we have something awesome, I wouldn’t want anything else’ Ok well obviously she DID want something else in the past, having left Kody before and then there’s the time she was wringing her hands, while doing the brown clowns family budget in the Lehi house (she herself brought), with a dreamy look going ‘gee sometimes I wonder what it would be like to just run away’. Hmmm. That suggests you do want for something else Janelle. Maybe a situation where you don’t share a peen with your ex-husbands selfish and abusive sister, who uses you for financial help, demanding a full quarter of your full-time pay check so she can only work occasionally and dominate hubbys time, plus later demand fancy schooling and a huge house for her one kid (and seven spirit babies), at the expense of your six kids (who actually DO exist and need food, shoes, wrestling mats and elaborate treehouse weddings one day). Maybe you want for ‘something awesome’ like not having to spend the next 30+ years into eternity, tied in a loveless sham marriage with obnoxious people you resent deeply, eating your fillings away... Janelle Rewritten: ‘I think we have something awkward. I couldn’t be bothered seeking anything else’ Ok Christine: ‘I like sister wives! I wanted the fahmbly, I didn’t just want da man’ Despite her theatrical dramatics, shit-awful singingk, cringeworthy dance performances and weird fear of household appliances like toasters, she’s probably my favourite. That said,she’s still full of it. We’ve heard repeatedly that she was desperately in love with Kody. She definitely wanted da man! Whilst I believe she’s the most involved with her bonus kids and does truly love them, she sure just wanted ‘da man’ on the worst wedding anniversary ever, the one with numpty therapist Nancy in tow. ‘Can you just be here? Present? With me? ‘Does it have to be about the family? Can it just be about us?’ And then there’s the entry of Sobyn and the perpetual Christine jealousy storyline and all we hear is ‘I don’t feel special anymore’, and ‘I’m still jealous, so so jealous,’ and ‘Kody’s not fair with his time,’ and ‘My apology of my less-than-accepting treatment to Robyn was just fake, I’m actually not sincere and still jealous’. Yeaaaah. Sure sounds like you do love having sister wives. Christine Rewritten ‘I like sister wives (if I’m the last and favoured one). I wanted the Fahmbly, but I mainly just wanted the man’ Robyn: ‘It seems like Dessiny. Like we all shoulda bin together since day one’ Except you weren’t Sobbyn. They were a fully operating family for what? 16 odd years? before you saw an opportunity to jump on the gravy train to be a teevee star and grab some TLC coin to pay off some of those bills on the counter and the fancy panties debt. Then to bring to reality the ‘day one’ dream of all being together, you kept doing awkward history re-writes like erasing the kidses bio dad (creepy doctored portrait anyone?), or accusing your ex-husband ‘of stealing your purity’ despite willingly consenting to the Day’un-producing coitus, going on to marry the horrible purity thief and letting him back into your Victoria’s Secret long-legged PJ pants, at least enough to produce two more ‘accidents’. Then there’s the real stealth bitch moves, like the research she put in to be the all-knowing expert on all Brown family matters and plyglets, all of which were before her time and ultimately defeating the legal wife to be HBIC. Dessiny fulfilled. Robyn Rewritten: ‘Seems like Dessiny, like I shoulda been the first wife from the start’. Ah that feels better!