Red Bridey

Well I thoroughly enjoyed this ep. I find it very easy to suspend my cynicism during this show because it's just so silly. Singing annoying boyfriend, wandering raccoon, evil AI, murderous little girls, fighting prisoners! Nice to have a fun episode with Smitty having more screen time than usual. And I too felt bad for him. He not only got his head bashed in but the raccoon ate six? Nine? of his 13 doughnuts! The horror!

I used to watch it on demand with all the other Bravo content but then they moved LCK to Peacock and new shows stopped appearing there. I must have seen last season's LCK somewhere...I'll try the website again. It is possible I am a complete idiot.

Oh lort, it's finally over. I mean, after Between the Bushes. And the Tell Nothing. And 90 Day Diaries. And the Last Resort Take Two We're Really taking Therapy Seriously This Time. But I never want to see Natalie or Gino/Jasmine or Stacey/Darcey ever again. Good night, my darlings. See you later on this week.

I really really REALLY don't care about Gino and Jasmine even more than I don't care about the other couples so I am just going to mute them and read along with your snark. Make me laugh, people!

I dozed off, people. What did I miss? Hahahahahahahahaha. If Stacey recommits to Florian, then she won't be able to try for the Single Life and the 90-Day money dries up. But I have a feeling Florian will shrug his shoulders and hit on the first girl he sees at the club. He's a simple guy who won't miss the Stacey/Darcey drama when it's gone. But she will. But there it is: Stacey is hanging on to him until the next dramatic situation!

Jasmine's breasts look horrible in that outfit.

Natalie will show up at the recommitment ceremony even though Josh has bailed on her only to remain on camera til the bitter end. Josh is such a poseur. He's gonna focus on himself, y'all!

Jasmine is fragile like a goddamn brick wall is fragile.

Oh, I like Suzie. Her self-confidence is such a relief when compared to Lexi's neuroses. Bye, Lana, you have been circling the drain for just too long. I was actually offended by Onya's runway outfit. In no way shape or form was that an ugly dress. It was a turkey costume. NOT.A.DRESS. She definitely won the monologues but she should have been read for filth for that get-up.

I wanted to like Marina at first because she seemed focussed on her job and sending money home was her priority. Now she's horny for Wuhan. She's sick of housekeeping, she seems distracted by everything. She's becoming starstruck.

Edited to add: thank you, @NowVoyager and @tv echo for posting the vids here. I decided to read the thread to see what happened and was able to watch LCK! THANK YOU BOTH!

This is so frustrating. I went to the Bravo website to watch LCK, when I clicked on the link to play, it told me I needed to download the app (so you can't watch it on the website, liars!). I downloaded the app, waded through so much Real Howives crap, then was told I needed to find my cable provider and log in with my unknown site username and password. So I can watch full episodes of whatever. Guess what, assholes, I have a TV where I already watch full episodes of your crappy shows! And that, my friends, is when I gave up. I hate Bravo!

Next week looks amazing! I should see you all tmw for the last Last Resort before the Tell Nothing, which I pray to the gods will be just one hour long...they had Btw the Sheets so we've seen all the stuff we didn't see, if you know what I mean. The Tell All should just be a list of all the divorces, period. Sweet dreams, my lovies! Hope all your dreams come true this week!

So Mina's going to flounce back to NH? How, exactly? Mina, you don't try try try! You make absolutely no effort to accept Mark's existing family!

I'm confused by the whole conversation btw Stevie and Mahdi. She doesn't want him to go back to Iran but she doesn't want him to stay in the US if they break up. Stevie, people break up ALL THE TIME. You may want to divorce him at some point! Just love him, believe in the future and work at building a stable long-term loving relationship. It's not easy, but it's entirely up to you.

I'm scared to ask how many there are.

Shawn is bringing peanut butter sandwiches? This is LA. He is a fancy bigshot hairdresser. I would think his hiking food would be a bit more upscale. Although the bread looked good.

Hey, it's Shawn's dog,not Aaliyah's so yes, he is the poop picker-upper. I clean the cat's litter box because it's my cat. I'm not cleaning up after anyone else's pet unless I'm cat sitting or dog sitting.

Any and <man> are thinking, oh yes, Amini, we are going to bang all the time whether you know about it or not.

Looks like a three hour drive for me. A lot less if I flew! Which I can't because I am not a pilot!

Wow, this has been a long conversation! It's getting dark out there. So friggin' Shawn doesn't see the need to get married when he's bringing Aaliyah in on a fiancee visa? What the hell is going on in his head? I am baffled by the disconnect. I really hope Aaliyah takes him for every penny and leaves him high and dry. Poetic justice!

Rob has an answer for that: None.

Oh SHUT UP, SHEKKI. DON'T MARRY HIM. WE DON'T CARE!!

Blurgh! They forced us to watch a fake Baywatch commercial???

Shekki has no closets or dressers? All of Sarper's clothes are piled in his suitcase? Yes,Shekki has given So.Much.Thought to incorporating Sarper into her life.