Red Bridey

I love baking cookies. I love a good French vanilla ice cream and ripple ice cream, don't want nuts or fruit in my ice cream. I ALSO LOVE Phish Food. Hate the band, love the ice cream. Also love any B&J flavor with caramel.

I love a lot of different cakes, but I only like certain kinds of pie. Any kind of mixed berries, strawberry rhubarb, pecan, or key lime pie. That's about it. I might eat a slice of apple pie at Thanksgiving, but if pecan is on offer, that's my preference. I love a scoop of vanilla ice cream or a squirt of whipped cream. Now it's time for the orange!

Mixed berry pie with a streusel topping. Yummy!

Jen must be a special gal because I am sorry, I would never fall in love with a guy who looks like Paul. Never!

I absolutely will! Okay, Pounders, I'm going for the pie right now. With a generous dollop of whipped cream.

I love Newburyport! My friend and I stayed at the Essex Inn (?) for a weekend and had a lovely time. We also went down to Salem for an afternoon and that was fun. Maybe I saw you there, Pepper!

Pensacola, I think. How can these people not know if they've lost weight? I know they have a script that they love to repeat: I hope I lost the weight! I hope Dr. Now will approve my surgery! Oh no, I gained 30 lbs!!! I don't know how that happened because I've been working so hard! Blah blah blah. It's so transparent that they're lying.

I think I was called for jury duty when I was a college student but they never followed up. I'd be interested in serving, depending on the case, of course. But I'm a retired federal employee with a work history in law enforcement so I am pretty sure I'd be bounced.

That is one overstuffed...wait for it...trailer! With a couple of overstuffed residents. Wow, the two lovebirds are full of energy and joy, aren't they? I mean Jen and Paul. Is she living in an RV?

Hello, my lovies! I'm not hungry so my eating habit may be an orange and a slice of pie later on. I haven't seen these two, I don't think. I walked all over town today and then went to a Pilates class so I am *tired*. The extent of my productivity was throwing a load of laundry in the washer and taking out the trash and recycling. But I walked all over town and did an exercise class!

Wihan accepts no responsibility and demonstrates an "I don't care" attitude constantly. He's in charge of the shore excursion. Doesn't do any research and elects to stay on board. Shore crew finds that they can't deliver the food by car to the picnic location (something that could have been discovered by a simple phone call to the dock). Tzarina and Lara call him on it, he says, "I didn't know." Yeah, Genius, that's the problem. Not responding to a gazillion radio calls during dinner service because he's chasing Adair all over the ship. Dangerous! And one of the cardinal sins of yachting. Always have your radio on and with you! What if one of the guests had an emergency that required evacuation? Half of the deck team was off goofing around! I missed the issue that Harry was bringing up about night duties. Who was not getting all the night shift work done? Who complained?

What I wish is that at the beginning of end of each episode, TPTB would add "Breaking News" updates on the current status of our past Star-Crossed lovers, like "Breaking News: Puppy is back behind bars for the fourth time since her appearance in LAL". Wouldn't that be cool?

Does the tat say Blessed or Baffled? I can't tell cuz it looked like the tattooist then decided to scribble all over her forehead like a toddler with a crayon. She looks baffled, and she sure ain't blessed!

Well I thoroughly enjoyed this ep. I find it very easy to suspend my cynicism during this show because it's just so silly. Singing annoying boyfriend, wandering raccoon, evil AI, murderous little girls, fighting prisoners! Nice to have a fun episode with Smitty having more screen time than usual. And I too felt bad for him. He not only got his head bashed in but the raccoon ate six? Nine? of his 13 doughnuts! The horror!

I used to watch it on demand with all the other Bravo content but then they moved LCK to Peacock and new shows stopped appearing there. I must have seen last season's LCK somewhere...I'll try the website again. It is possible I am a complete idiot.

Oh lort, it's finally over. I mean, after Between the Bushes. And the Tell Nothing. And 90 Day Diaries. And the Last Resort Take Two We're Really taking Therapy Seriously This Time. But I never want to see Natalie or Gino/Jasmine or Stacey/Darcey ever again. Good night, my darlings. See you later on this week.

I really really REALLY don't care about Gino and Jasmine even more than I don't care about the other couples so I am just going to mute them and read along with your snark. Make me laugh, people!

I dozed off, people. What did I miss? Hahahahahahahahaha. If Stacey recommits to Florian, then she won't be able to try for the Single Life and the 90-Day money dries up. But I have a feeling Florian will shrug his shoulders and hit on the first girl he sees at the club. He's a simple guy who won't miss the Stacey/Darcey drama when it's gone. But she will. But there it is: Stacey is hanging on to him until the next dramatic situation!

Jasmine's breasts look horrible in that outfit.

Natalie will show up at the recommitment ceremony even though Josh has bailed on her only to remain on camera til the bitter end. Josh is such a poseur. He's gonna focus on himself, y'all!

Jasmine is fragile like a goddamn brick wall is fragile.

Oh, I like Suzie. Her self-confidence is such a relief when compared to Lexi's neuroses. Bye, Lana, you have been circling the drain for just too long. I was actually offended by Onya's runway outfit. In no way shape or form was that an ugly dress. It was a turkey costume. NOT.A.DRESS. She definitely won the monologues but she should have been read for filth for that get-up.

I wanted to like Marina at first because she seemed focussed on her job and sending money home was her priority. Now she's horny for Wuhan. She's sick of housekeeping, she seems distracted by everything. She's becoming starstruck.

Edited to add: thank you, @NowVoyager and @tv echo for posting the vids here. I decided to read the thread to see what happened and was able to watch LCK! THANK YOU BOTH!

This is so frustrating. I went to the Bravo website to watch LCK, when I clicked on the link to play, it told me I needed to download the app (so you can't watch it on the website, liars!). I downloaded the app, waded through so much Real Howives crap, then was told I needed to find my cable provider and log in with my unknown site username and password. So I can watch full episodes of whatever. Guess what, assholes, I have a TV where I already watch full episodes of your crappy shows! And that, my friends, is when I gave up. I hate Bravo!