Red Bridey

Hello, my lovies! I am rushing in, hair pins flying, from a book club meeting! What did I miss????

People are dumb? That's all I got.

Good night, my lovies! Hugs to all facing hard times and courage to those making hard decisions. We'll all muddle through somehow.

Oh, Juan, you're meeting the Harpies. You will be interrogated and insulted tonight. What outfit is appropriate for that agenda? Armor?

I believe, you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe you came into the 90 Day forum after your first date and told us all the date went great and you liked him. I feel like we've been rooting for you both all along! Mazel tov!

Oh, Pepper, I am so sorry! I'm sending all the live I can through the Ethernet to you and your brother. It's SO HARD.

No, Jordan is mid-twenties and Mina is mid-rhirties.

How friggin' old is Mina? Make friends with the overprotective daughter, you moron! At the engagement party you go over and glom onto her like a barnacle and charm the shit out of her. Why do these second wives never figure that out? Daughter would love to have a French connection. I would! Fly over and have a pied-a-terre in Paris? Yes, please!

I was trying to get Fang's code name correct (it wasn't K-9 -- too simple) and rolled down the IMBD cast list for Get Smart and remembered all the characters. God, I loved Get Smart! And I realized Shawn evokes Mr. Bob, a memorable character played by Jack Cassidy!

Well, Agent K-13's name was Fang, so he's trying, but doesn't get it quite right.

"Cats" would be my only adjustment to this statement.

And oh boy, Aliyah's crying again. Buy stock in Kimberly Clark, people. Kleenex sales are spiking!

Mina is such a martyr! I suppose I could meet the neighbors today. Honey, if you don't like Mark's old friends, don't chase old men.

Seriously, wandering around (unknown Mexico City) in masks? This is ridiculous.

I don't know of her but I checked the interwebs and yes, I see the resemblance

I think Alicia Silverstone!

So sharp! I LOVE it!

Which actress does Stevie remind me of? It's driving me crazy!

I hate Shawn with a passion. I hope Alliyah breaks his heart and stomps on the shards.

Poor Joan. She is unable to work legally while her fiance appears to be incapable of working period so Mom is going to harass her day and night for running up the bills and Sonny Boy will do nothing. Nothing about it. Joan really messed up here.

She said there was one bar on the cruise ship? What shitty cruise line is that? There were at least eight bars on the last cruise I took. Maybe she only went to the one Juan worked, but that's on her in that case. How on earth she can compare Shitsville, WY and her feral children to Juan's carefree life on a cruise ship where the pretty girls just keep coming and coming and then leaving, never to be seen again. His life is spiralling downward.

Hello, my lovies! I'm here with a slice of cake and milk hoping beyond hope that these wonderful couples achieve perfect happiness together!

America's Next Drag Superstar should be the Whole Package: well-styled (in whatever form of drag she inhabits), intelligent, witty, sharp and funny. Arrietty is too young, too dumb and not witty enough to hit that bar. Bye, gurl. A few more years of maturity *may* help. But I won't hold my breath.

Well, my lovies, I am very tired and am heading to bed. Have a lovely week, and I will see some of you on Friday night at the correctional facility! Hugs!

If you removed her eyelashes, she'd lose five lbs.