Red Bridey

I'm here, off and on probably. I don't remember either of these women. My stomach is growling, I think I'll have some soup and a sandwich for dinner.

I had my neighbors over for a catch-up and some St. Patrick's Day beverages so I missed the show! It was unexpected so I didn't have time to file the required paperwork and I beg y'all's forgiveness! 🙏🏼 A lot of nothing there, but I did crack up when Josh, after trying to prevent Natalie from killing his wife/ actual girlfriend after dumping her, dramatically put on his sunglasses and trudged off, slumped despondently like, "This hurts me more than it hurts you." Natalie, looking off in the distance with a brave Scarlett O'Hara expression on her face..."Tomorrow is another day!" Send these two their SAG cards! Bye, Darcy! We'll see you next season on the Last Resort, milking this show for every last penny. Sophie's confused. No duh. She'd be confused if you asked her how's she's doing. Rob, there must be other women in LA for you to pursue. You're no prize, either, but you don't need to keep trying for a relationship with someone who can't put two consecutive thoughts together. Jasmine and Gino. Don't care. For some reason, my DVR didn't record Btw the Sheets so I looked on the program grid to record a repeat. Had to scroll til Sunday! But if I want to see Pillow Talk, Baylon or Baldwin repeats, I have multiple options. Grrrr

I know I've mentioned how bad my memory is, but I don't even remember Mistress Isabella. Can anyone refresh my memory on her heinously villainous actions?

She wasn't smart enough to make her wardrobe adjustments during the break, as it was a dead certainty she would be lip syncing. But I guess that's the downside of optimism! Or she could have just stood there and you know, acted the song. It didn't require a lot of those ridiculous acrobatics the queens like to toss in.

Good night, all! I can rest assured that all these couples will work out their issues like adults and that there will be NO.DRAMA ever again! Sweet dreams! Until tomorrow night when we meet again at the Last Resort, not for the Last Time unfortunately! Hugs!!

I dislike Mina with a fierceness, but Jordan has absolutely no right to dictate her father's reproductive choices.

I love the idea of s'mores, but it's hard to get the marshmallows hot enough to melt the chocolate without scorching them, and I also hate sticky fingers!

Escorts who spend their nights at parties and hotel rooms.

Oh, yeah, Shekki is definitely making room in her life for Sarper. An Instagram relationship this is not! Nosiree!

No no no. House cows are not a thing! This must be one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Oh yeah, Mexican cutie is definitely pushing first wife out of the picture. Wife is feeling threatened and while it's ironic, it's also hilarious!

And that's why it's two hours long 🤯.

Yeah, hospital room doors are always open.

It's supposed to be dessert, but it looks like refried beans to me!

Mom is mannish and Shawn is...alienish.

She *may* have had a banging body before baby, but it's gone, now, Baby Blue. So she might have modeled clothes, but she's not a beauty model because that face...nope nope nope.

Mina is not as attractive as she thinks she is.

I remember reading an article in something ..the NY Times maybe..that throuples are the kind of people who thrive on schedules and planning and meetings and discussions. Just the personality type I am NOT. I can't even make the effort to become half of a couple!

The Best Cat in the World was a rescue from the Intervale, a large farming area near my house. He has killed four little mice that somehow found their way into my condo over the years. I have never seen evidence of an infestation, so I presume I don't have one. But if I do, I have a mouser on staff who kills with dispatch!

Well, beside tabbies, calicos and tuxedo cats. But they ARE fantastic and lovable and the best.

Oh shut UP, Shekki. Yes, it will be hard to work as an escort when Sarper is living in your apartment. And why did you apply for the K-1 visa if you need more time to marry him? You could have taken your time and applied for an immediate relative visa.

Hello, my lovies! I can't wait to see what happens with these wonderful couples (and throuple!). I am confident they'll ALL live happily ever after. And appear on that iteration when it returns!

You might recognize Jackie more from Nobody Wants This, a delightful Netflix dramady. Or not, if you didn't see it!

I think the reason O'Shon asked Ava out is as simple as he thought she was a fine looking woman. That's what first dates are for: to see if there's a connection worth pursuing. O'Shon ignored the signs Janine and Gregory were sending him because he thought Ava would be a good woman. When she treated him dismissively, he changed his mind and calmly ended the date. It was only after Ava showed signs of actual humanity that things progressed. She gave him something he could work with. Good for both of them!

So I am rewatching the parts I dozed through last night. I am amused that Cameron insists on reenacting his fleeing from the cops when we are able to actually watch the video of the chase. This Cam is a lot older than that Cam! And I love how much Mom likes to overact with her daughter when yelling, "Down on the ground!" I guess Amber isn't dramatic enough for Mom's taste. Cam says he's not allowed to smoke marijuana while on parole? Sure, Jan. We all believe you're not high as a kite right now.