Red Bridey

Quinine lounging around on her unmade bed in foot long false eyelashes, as one is wont to do.

This guy's an addict from a whole family of addicts, all now in recovery. He dated Michael and immediately relapsed on meth when they were together. Michael went to jail and this guy had to confess his using to the family. It's clear nobody thinks this relationship is a good idea -- not his family nor Michael's family.

Northern Vermont This guy sounds like a previous felon but I can't put my finger on which one. Maybe Louis from Lakeland?

Brody and Brantley?? BRANTLY? What kind of a god awful name is that! OMG, two baby daddies, no "fathers"...this chick needs to reevaluate her picker. She has bad bad BAD man sense. Who does the felon sound like?

Loving all the snark! Two pages already!

Honey, Julius has still never seen you. The pictures you sent him look nothing like you in the flesh.

Who on God's green earth thinks Savannah is too good for Bradly? She seems just about on the same level. What was that thing she picked up?

Hello, my felonious friends! Killing time until the start of a new iteration of LAL! Type at you soon!

Well, that's it for me, my lovely Pounders! Hope you have a lovely remainder of the week, and see you on Friday Felon Fun, a new season! With some holdovers. Hugs!

It actually kind of amuses me. At least the boys are wrasslin' in the back yard, not like the feral boys splashing in the living room aquarium in the ad for Perdue chicken. Those rotten kids make me crazy. These rotten kids are getting dirty like kids should. But YMMV! I'm happy that Lacey has a nice, loving, supportive father!

Seriously, isn't that what Between the Ferns Sheets is for? To talk about everything we didn't see on camera? Ugh. All these women want to do is dress up in new white wedding gowns (with a resort feel to them). This therapy is a joke. They are failures. How can we miss you if you won't go away?

Lacey, you still have a hundred lbs to go before skin surgery is feasible. And you're still eating too much so get with the program. Cute little house she's got there.

I don't understand why Lacey maintains that "she's working so hard" at losing weight. It's been months that she's been on da diet and had the surgery. It should be second nature to her by now. She looks like a normal fat person now. Get a scale at home, get a simple job, and get on with life. Mercedes is a useless lump of misery. Why are we even watching her at this point? She doesn't give a rat's ass about "her kids" because she would have motivation and determination if she did.

My mom was put into hospice (in her home) and those people were wonderful. They told me that she would pass in a week when I could see no end to the situation. Got my out-of-town brothers up by Thursday and she passed on Saturday night. AFTER we had gone back to my house for the night! I had just gotten into bed and got the call. Thanks, Mom! Very typical of her calling the shots! 😉🤗

Making a prediction that <Not Lacey> will go home and not make the bare minimum effort to stick to the diet. No WLS for her.

I'm here, off and on probably. I don't remember either of these women. My stomach is growling, I think I'll have some soup and a sandwich for dinner.

I had my neighbors over for a catch-up and some St. Patrick's Day beverages so I missed the show! It was unexpected so I didn't have time to file the required paperwork and I beg y'all's forgiveness! 🙏🏼 A lot of nothing there, but I did crack up when Josh, after trying to prevent Natalie from killing his wife/ actual girlfriend after dumping her, dramatically put on his sunglasses and trudged off, slumped despondently like, "This hurts me more than it hurts you." Natalie, looking off in the distance with a brave Scarlett O'Hara expression on her face..."Tomorrow is another day!" Send these two their SAG cards! Bye, Darcy! We'll see you next season on the Last Resort, milking this show for every last penny. Sophie's confused. No duh. She'd be confused if you asked her how's she's doing. Rob, there must be other women in LA for you to pursue. You're no prize, either, but you don't need to keep trying for a relationship with someone who can't put two consecutive thoughts together. Jasmine and Gino. Don't care. For some reason, my DVR didn't record Btw the Sheets so I looked on the program grid to record a repeat. Had to scroll til Sunday! But if I want to see Pillow Talk, Baylon or Baldwin repeats, I have multiple options. Grrrr

I know I've mentioned how bad my memory is, but I don't even remember Mistress Isabella. Can anyone refresh my memory on her heinously villainous actions?

She wasn't smart enough to make her wardrobe adjustments during the break, as it was a dead certainty she would be lip syncing. But I guess that's the downside of optimism! Or she could have just stood there and you know, acted the song. It didn't require a lot of those ridiculous acrobatics the queens like to toss in.

Good night, all! I can rest assured that all these couples will work out their issues like adults and that there will be NO.DRAMA ever again! Sweet dreams! Until tomorrow night when we meet again at the Last Resort, not for the Last Time unfortunately! Hugs!!

I dislike Mina with a fierceness, but Jordan has absolutely no right to dictate her father's reproductive choices.

I love the idea of s'mores, but it's hard to get the marshmallows hot enough to melt the chocolate without scorching them, and I also hate sticky fingers!

Escorts who spend their nights at parties and hotel rooms.

Oh, yeah, Shekki is definitely making room in her life for Sarper. An Instagram relationship this is not! Nosiree!

No no no. House cows are not a thing! This must be one of the signs of the apocalypse.