Red Bridey

Dr. Paradiselooks ridiculously tiny next to this giant. Sports did not include figure skating or track and field!

I think your kids would accept not seeing their disgustingly fat father for a few months in order for him to get medical help. He's a big fat liar.

Prediction: he did not lose 125 lbs. Color me surprised he's lost 100.

Holy crap, that's a lot of Chinese food. Mom's scared he'll die in the basement. Yup, that's a scary thought. How would they get him out?

Uh oh, she's taking a break for a "few days" because she's scared of overdoing it? This is not a good omen. ETA Pepper, I am scared we share the same brain. Our observations are scarily similar!

Good for her on the initial weight loss

That is one unfortunate choice of pants Crystal has on.

Hi, my lovies! Eating habit tonight is bucatini, red sauce and one hot sausage. Glass of red wine. Happy to be here with you all!

Well, remember, Mark's refrigerator had stuff that was five years old, per Mina, so maybe grocery shopping is not a huge priority for him. He may not even know! Mark seems kind of stupid where the necessities of life are concerned. His ex-wife definitely did *all* of the shopping and prepping and planning.

My goodness, I just dropped out of this conversation. Sorry 'bout that. See you all on Wednesday for Fat Chat!

I do not give one shit what Betty or Ron have to say about Brandon's marriage. They should just shut the hell up.

Well, this is completely insane.

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So even though she was shown pregnant in the promos, they edited Rob's statement from "She's a pregnant whore" to "She's a whore" to ensure the shocking reveal? Why? We know she's both pregnant and a whore, so why the suspense?

Oh just go away, Jasmine, you pathetic bimbo. I think Rob looks good. He should have left the shiny purple blazer in the dressing room, but I do like his grooming.

I am shocked to say that Gino actually looks good. For Gino, that is. He's not wearing a ridiculous outfit, like almost everyone else on the stage. Maybe Brandon too? The women mostly look absurd.

I'm here but will be a little late,watching The Americas: The Caribbean and even fast-forwarding, I'll be about ten minutes late. See you all soon!

My yoga instructor always uses that phrase so it's not just Mike White's literary creativity.

Okay, my lovies. This website changed "piece of [shirt]" to a bunch of asterisks in a previous post. Didn't realize it did that! It's been delightful, even though the amount of upper case letters in my posts may have indicated my rising blood pressure and agita on several occasions. But I laughed lots, too. See you all tomorrow at the not so Last Resort Tell Nothing. I can't wait to hear the full context of Rob the Knob calling Jasmine a whore to her face. With our luck, it will probably be in the second part of this endless saga.

Bye, Dan, au revoir, dude. You are delusional.

Oh yeah, Jordan is being a complete bitch. No argument here. But Mark needs to say, Jordan that is none of your business and you need to butt out. He needs to set the boundaries.

Greg, you are a lazy *********** and I will answer your question for you. NO, you should not get married.

I'll betcha dollars to doughnuts that dog doesn't get all the exercise he wants or needs.

But Maxwell is adorable.

Shawn, you fatuous asshole. You were at a ceremony when Aliyah burned all the Douglas crap she had. How dare you say you didn't know how she felt about Douglas? You were there! You SUCK! Oh, I hate him so much.