Red Bridey

I compare it to Project Runway. Some designers are cut out (snerk) to design on the fly, creativity dripping from their pores, while others are slow and methodical and it takes time for the juices to flow. It doesn't make them bad people, it just makes them bad competitors at a particular kind of contest. Their skills are best used elsewhere. I will miss looking at Sam.

Well, remember Harry has a bashed in thumb and has been told to take it easy with that hand for a few days. I think we've seen Harry is usually a hard worker who is frustrated with Wihan's...what? Incompetence? Laziness? Have the deck crew noticed that Wuhan blames them for his mistakes behind their back? Like he refuses to work with Interior to get the job done.

One of my earliest thoughts: There's a Tristan? Where did he come from? Honestly could not remember one minute of his previous work. Then, yuck, cold egg dishes! Then, yuck, cold licorice dishes! Then, ugh, poor Anya with the horrible cake and the horrible ice cream for a cake and ice cream dish. Then, oh, this Tristan is pretty good! Cold egg and licorice dishes in the top. Still, yuck!

Well, y'all, I was able to watch the latest episode on the website! Boy, Anya really collapsed, burning onions?? Bye, gurl, nice knowing you. It makes my head hurt to look at Bailey, her posture is so bad and she looks like she sleeps in her clothes. I guess her food is good, but maybe only in comparison to the worse cooks she's competing against. See, Sam would have made watching LCK a pleasant experience because He.Is.Fine. Bye, Sam, you will be missed.

Nah, we hardy gang of snarkers just have fun with the felons on Love After/During Lockup. It's our Friday date. Unless you get a pass from the warden, then you're excused.

I don't see any reason for a government employee to be carrying around a sim card or PIV card with tons of data on it. Seems like an opsec disaster in the making. As a former fed employee, we had to take annual privacy and security trainings that strongly discouraged carrying around such devices unless you're on official business. Taking the bus to work is not. Also, that stuff would most likely be on a phone or a laptop, not in his wallet...with all the wallets and phones in a big pillowcase at the front of the bus, didn't anyone notice it was gone? Or did Fake Preggo have time to go through all the wallets in the bag to get that one wallet with that one PIV card. And if it did have all the data in the world, there is no way it would be just reported as lost and all the data in it just...left out there. This would be a Big Deal. But of course Evil Mastermind Redhead knows all and sees all and can predict the future seventy steps ahead of the mere mortal world. Such silliness.

Good night, my lovies! I will miss Friday Fun with Felons, as I have theatre tickets. But I'll catch up with you and will join you on Sunday! Hugs!

He doesn't look like he still weighs 400 lbs. He's tall so the weight looks evenly distributed. His legs look less horrific.

I laughed when there was a commercial for a new travel/food show with Eva Longoria and she said our most oft-heard sentence: "I love food!" Methinks the food Eva loves is quite different from the food Carrie loves.

Poor Rosie jumped back, looked like she thought Paul as gonna crush her into the door!

"Not a good situation!"

Do they call him Bubba?

I love baking cookies. I love a good French vanilla ice cream and ripple ice cream, don't want nuts or fruit in my ice cream. I ALSO LOVE Phish Food. Hate the band, love the ice cream. Also love any B&J flavor with caramel.

I love a lot of different cakes, but I only like certain kinds of pie. Any kind of mixed berries, strawberry rhubarb, pecan, or key lime pie. That's about it. I might eat a slice of apple pie at Thanksgiving, but if pecan is on offer, that's my preference. I love a scoop of vanilla ice cream or a squirt of whipped cream. Now it's time for the orange!

Mixed berry pie with a streusel topping. Yummy!

Jen must be a special gal because I am sorry, I would never fall in love with a guy who looks like Paul. Never!

I absolutely will! Okay, Pounders, I'm going for the pie right now. With a generous dollop of whipped cream.

I love Newburyport! My friend and I stayed at the Essex Inn (?) for a weekend and had a lovely time. We also went down to Salem for an afternoon and that was fun. Maybe I saw you there, Pepper!

Pensacola, I think. How can these people not know if they've lost weight? I know they have a script that they love to repeat: I hope I lost the weight! I hope Dr. Now will approve my surgery! Oh no, I gained 30 lbs!!! I don't know how that happened because I've been working so hard! Blah blah blah. It's so transparent that they're lying.

I think I was called for jury duty when I was a college student but they never followed up. I'd be interested in serving, depending on the case, of course. But I'm a retired federal employee with a work history in law enforcement so I am pretty sure I'd be bounced.

That is one overstuffed...wait for it...trailer! With a couple of overstuffed residents. Wow, the two lovebirds are full of energy and joy, aren't they? I mean Jen and Paul. Is she living in an RV?

Hello, my lovies! I'm not hungry so my eating habit may be an orange and a slice of pie later on. I haven't seen these two, I don't think. I walked all over town today and then went to a Pilates class so I am *tired*. The extent of my productivity was throwing a load of laundry in the washer and taking out the trash and recycling. But I walked all over town and did an exercise class!

Wihan accepts no responsibility and demonstrates an "I don't care" attitude constantly. He's in charge of the shore excursion. Doesn't do any research and elects to stay on board. Shore crew finds that they can't deliver the food by car to the picnic location (something that could have been discovered by a simple phone call to the dock). Tzarina and Lara call him on it, he says, "I didn't know." Yeah, Genius, that's the problem. Not responding to a gazillion radio calls during dinner service because he's chasing Adair all over the ship. Dangerous! And one of the cardinal sins of yachting. Always have your radio on and with you! What if one of the guests had an emergency that required evacuation? Half of the deck team was off goofing around! I missed the issue that Harry was bringing up about night duties. Who was not getting all the night shift work done? Who complained?

What I wish is that at the beginning of end of each episode, TPTB would add "Breaking News" updates on the current status of our past Star-Crossed lovers, like "Breaking News: Puppy is back behind bars for the fourth time since her appearance in LAL". Wouldn't that be cool?

Does the tat say Blessed or Baffled? I can't tell cuz it looked like the tattooist then decided to scribble all over her forehead like a toddler with a crayon. She looks baffled, and she sure ain't blessed!