Mahamid Frauded Me

Thank you, too many Angies I will claim, had nothing to do with the Bailey's in my coffee

You know this is the time of year to sit back and reflect on the older episodes where it seemed like each week a different sister wife was sporting the Kody Cold Sore, those were the good old days weren't they? Considering Meri, Christine and certainly not Janelle (although she may claim different) haven't sported one since probably 2016. Another thought I had was Kody being all mean and crazy, sure he can blame Christine, but how do know that he didn't catch some brain eating ameba in the pond drainage ditch? Thoughts to ponder on

I am surprised how calm Angie K was about her very expensive shoes. Hell if someone threw my 60.00 DSW shoes overboard, they would wind up chum in the ocean. I used to like Heather, she was the level headed one, now she is a bitch. Not sure if the fame has gone to her head or what. Jen is vile and I hope she likes the color orange

I think the Jessup kids craved stability and attention. Not sure if Robyn worked prior to meeting Kody, seemed like she was so busy getting her scent out there (not sure how she had the time) or spending thousands shopping at VS because of her model-esque legs . The kids were probably shuffled between the parents and grandparents after they divorced. Kody dumped the other 13 kids to drive hours away to visit and probably promised them the world (as we know he lies)

I question that as well. I am sketchy with the timeline. Were Kody and Robyn married at that time? Not sure if that would matter anyway. Maybe he was granted guardianship w. Robyn? Maybe it was just a legal name change?

Why the heck did Tiffany stay for 4 months in SA when they only had 3 good days? If she found out about Ronald, why didn't she just pack all her cold shoulder attire and head back? Is Cesar trying to get picked up for another award winning TLC show, "Seeking Sister Wives" Tanya is all over the place, loved Syngins comments that now she is doing all that and thats what he wanted to do when they were married. She is another attention seeker. Debbie, sobbing into Tony's armpit about her stuff in storage? What her 800 cat figurines and most likely the slot machine. Both she and Colt need serious therapy. Natalie the nut job, she just exhausts me

I am pretty sure Janelle's problems with Robyn are she sees into the manipulation as well. She was in charge of the finances and saw what she dumped on the family. I am also sure she pushed Kody to Vegas, being family were there and of course the great migration to Flagstaff for D'yun.

Someone posted on Reddit a clip that I had forgotten about. Kody comes merrily in to Robyns house and of course she is all flustered that she is so busy and tells Kody that unless she gets help with the now defunct MSWC and there will be no more of his peen to spit out spawn. She is all there with her fake sad frown. Poor widdle Robyn, another display of manipulation

F*ck Kody, at this point just sell the lots and give some cash to Janelle to buy a place. Kody and Robyn already have a hoarded house, he doesn't even like Meri and Christine hi-tailed it out of there. Why bother.

I was also looking for a SH thread. Not sure why as they are all whiney entitled assholes. VPR2 for sure

Here is what I don't understand. If they purchased 2 lots outright, why can't they start on the 2 paid for. The other 2 are financed if I remember correctly. Unless Kodouche refinanced to grab cash or they just don't have the cash to come up with running utilities? If Janelle qualified alone to purchase an 82K 5th wheel, could she have gotten a loan to build on the land. Not sure how that all works with different loans like construction etc.

My diary entry from Day 1 Well we just finished lunch and we were told to clean up after ourselves. Meri got all excited and told us to strap on our walking shoes as we were headed to Parowan Pond to take in the wildlife. We walked the few blocks and I said "Wow, now I see what a real pond looks like and not that of a drainage ditch like on Coyote Pass", I got the stink eye from her because apparently I was not supposed to bring up anything show related. She handed us each a bag of Great Value white bread to feed the ducks as she was snapping selfies of herself. After about an hour and one of the ducks chasing MaryLee (another retreater from Butte) probably due to her flashy LuLu leggings, we left to trek another few blocks to see this cabin museum. We were told the small cabin was built in 1 day back in the 1920s, gee, so much faster than anything being built on Coyote Pass. Around 4:30PM, Meri abruptly ends our tour to head back to the inn. We get back to the Inn and we finally get to see our rooms for the next 3 nights. I guess my early arrival pissed Meri off so we got stuck in the "haunted room" apparently. Brenda wanted to flip a coin to see who got what side of the bed, I lost. We finally go downstairs and Meri or Jenn whipped us up some carnation instant hot cocoa and a plate of fig newtons. I have to say, I was dissapointed not to try one of the krispie treats, well maybe for dessert. Before dinner we were subjected to the winter line of LuLu newest items, which were all available for purchase at retail. 7:00PM - Dinner has arrived. We had dinner delivered from Mountain Bistro, oh sounds good and comfort food, until I realized it was Chinese take-out and we each were only allowed to have one egg roll. Probably a good thing because eggrolls and Brenda really don't mix well. Before we ate, we each had to go around the table and tell why we were thankful to be in Meri's presence. Most everyone said they wanted to be their own boss babe and they were thankful about being given the opportunity to learn from her, I on the otherhand said I was just thankful that my credit card upped my limit to afford this trip, more stink eye from Meri. After dinner we all went outside to sit by a firepit and talk about dreams and future, mine was getting up to my room to down a few shots of fireball. We sat silently outside until Carmen (another retreater from Mountain Home, Idaho) couldn't feel her toes anymore due to potential frost-bite, we went back inside. Meri stood up and said, well end of day 1 was great, more instore tomorrow about empowerment, living your why and more fun things coming. We were told not to go into the kitchen for late night snacks and that if we wanted anything we needed to pay for it and the 4.00 for the bottled water. She said lights out at 9pm sharp. I went up to the room and downed some fireball, only to realize that the TV only got 3 channels and I had already saw that episode of Law and Order, SVU. Its about 330AM, and I can't sleep. Brenda wasn't lying about her gas issues and the pillows had this musty smell to them. I thought I saw the chair move, could that have been the ghost of Sarah or whatever her name was? As long as the bitch doesn't get into my fireball she can stay. I am going to try and push Brenda to her side of the bed and get some sleep. More tomorrow.

Day 1 12:00AM - Woke up to my alarm, I packed up my car and headed on the highway to Parawan. 3:00AM - Why is there no places to stop to pee? 4:00AM - Got a flat tire, thought I was being followed so swerved off road into a ditch. 5:00AM-fixed flat and now have to pee again 9:00AM - almost passed the exit to Parawan. Drove through the downtown or what I thought was the downtown, only to find a Dollar General and a place that sells overpriced Cinnamon buns. 9:15AM-I arrived at Lizzies front porch, bag in hand so excited and knocked on the door, the one and only rilly big dill answered and said "what are you doing here?" I gleefully said I am here for the amazingk retreat. She told me I was too early and slammed the door in my face. 9:30AM-I am just sitting here on her front porch, she keeps glaring at me from the window. I have to pee and find the closest bush to hide behind. 11:00AM-She opened the door with full sharpie glam on and said "Well you may as well come in and sit in the parlor" I noticed an array of what I thought was fabric vomit all over the place. She said I could look at the "merch" but under no circumstances could I touch anything. 11:30AM - I am starving and Meri dissapeared, so I find this corner of saran wrapped krispie treats, I picked one up and noticed the price was 12.00 for one square, wow I thought this has to be a delicacy. 11:45AM-other guests arrive and I meet my bedmate for the next 3 nights. Her name is Brenda and she too drove through the night to get here, only to find out she sold her car to pay for this trip and took the Greyhound. We both had to sign some 14 page non-disclosure b.s. She also mentioned she gets a lot of gas at night. 12:00PM-Meri comes back in the room and said she ordered lunch from Chick-Fil-A Lunch arrives and we were told to eat outside. We go to the backyard. After lunch she will tell us what is on the agenda for the rest of the day. I will check back in later..MFM Here are a few pitchurs so far. Had to block out their faces due to the NDA.

Well my friends, I am packed and ready to go to Lizzie's. I am sure it will be the best 6K that I can throw away! Can't wait to see dead tooth Meri and Cabbage Patch faced Jen all giggly. I will pack my Xanax and a couple of bottles of fireball. Oh wait, has it been cancelled? As @TurtlePower mentioned above. The courting of the goiter was between Kody and Meri and it was secretive, just like ass Meri and her secret couch sittings with Kody under the blanket while Janelle sat across the room. Douche admitted on camera that he saw her wedding dress and they probably bumped uglies prior to marriage, so I see the resentment starting then with Christine and Janelle. I am pretty sure Robyn did not want her kids around adults when she wasn't there, afraid they would spill some of the tea of maybe some conversations they overheard with Robyn and Kody about the other wives. Speaking of which, why would a kindergartner say those things about the other little girl and her "man" - very odd, children often pick up that stuff from their parents or other children, which I am leaning toward the 1st option because this was her 1st day at school. I am also sure Meri peed a little in her pants when Kody addressed her for the 1st time in probably years. This family has more baggage then a transatlantic flight carries and I would love to be a fly on the wall.

I know this is mostly producer driven, by why couldn't she just take an Uber to her date? It doesn't help that her mother is acting like she is some fragile piece of glass that can't do anything for herself is crazy. It certainly isn't helping her. Mark's puppets look cool, I wonder if that is how he makes his money or just a hobby?

Goofy Girl reported on the other thread that her retreat has been cancelled, gee wonder why?

The Aldi by my sisters house requires a quarter to use their cart, but at least they give it back when you return it. Meri is too greedy for that.

I thought Nutty said the rat ran away? At least Mike is taking care of it. Coltee looks like an Amish person that fell off his wagon, got trampled on by a few horses, then stood up and got hit by an 18 wheeler

Well what really should have been written: Through the overpriced homely feel of 1980's decor of LHI and the neighboring crumbling house, Meri will force you to purchase legging that have ripped crotches and a lovely mildew smell, on this retreat she will talk over you, bulldoze over you, show you how to filter your pitchurs and rilly help you build walls around you like a professional. Instead of inspirational Meri quotes like "look at the mountains", guests will now hear "look at the house across the street where you will stay for 4500"

@TurtlePower I completely agree. I would prefer a ski-in-ski-out property as opposed to the B&B 20 minutes away that does not have a hot tub, no comfy lounge to sip a cocktail, sorry stuffy and old parlor chairs have no appeal to me, no room service, no bar unless you BYOB and any breakfast item that may contain a rogue krispie treat. Oh and most importantly, an overly nasty, condescending inn keeper

I could take a Christmas market river cruise on the Danube for less than what this miserable sad sack is going to provide. Honestly, I am not even sure why she has the B&B its pretty much closed all of November and December when there are ski slopes not too far away. I am sure that poor old Lizzie is rolling in her grave seeing her great grand daughter's Friday with Friends crap happening in the "parlor", you know the same one she claimed to have the separate entrance for her polygamous ancestors, oh yeah right, they weren't

I would hardly call Lizzie's extravagant. While I do know that there are some fans out there that would shell out that kind of money for certain experiences, #BOSSBABEFILTERFACE is not one of them. I am still amazed that she has the gall to charge that kind of price and now you have to sign an NDA? WTF?

Any idiot who would shell out that kind of money for a 3 night stay with Meri should be committed. I know there are die hard fans out there, but Meri is a greedy biatch. How did she come up with this amount? The itinerary is very cryptic and no details at all really to justify the cost in her delusional head. For 4500 you dont even know where you are staying.

So here is what I am trying to understand. On the B&B website she lists only 4 rooms to rent, I assume Jen is in one and are her kids in maybe another? So is she going to kick them out for this glorious weekend? Assuming that, Meri would stay so that leaves 5 possible rooms to rent?

I remember her saying that, but looking back, could it have been what Kody has wanted? She did try to please him in anyway even calling that disgusting noodle head her "handsome mahhn"? He seemed to also want to kick Janelles kids out due to them not following Robyns protuculls and specifically saying they were over 18 as well