RealityGal

I would not be surprised if it turns out to be a coloring book. And yes, he is just that delusional.

Just keep this mantra in mind while reading...."If it doesn't seem like a real word....its not a real word!"

You know - I don't know what the most effective way would be to sell perfume. I really don't, but this does not inspire me to buy perfume. Not even in my most dreamiest of dream lives would I be climbing a gold silk rope, ripping off my gold pearls and walking on the dome top of a gold building. How about a commercial where I put on the perfume, and then that guy from the Zesty ads pops up and offers to cook me dinner because I smell so good, and then his shirt melts off because of the delicious smell of my perfume. Thats a perfume I want to try!

Buying the book is half the battle. You must also read the Pulitzer Prize winning masterpiece and probe into the deepest recesses of the mind of Apollo Nida. I mean sure, thats like an inch deep, but still. On the bright side though, you may come out with a whole new vocabulary after reading it. So SpringTulips I can't wait for your book report!

I'm confused by girls above a B cup wearing strapless dresses. It just seems like a recipe for disaster, I've only seen one strapless dress that I had to have, but it was an adorable day dress from Anthropologie, which I wear with a bra and a shrug over it. For the most part though, if I'm going out on the town, and I'm gonna dance, I don't want to be worried about a nip slip so I make sure my dresses have a strap or a sleeve. Do you think you would bring really nice clothing into the BB house? They mostly seem to wear their nice clothing when their on the block and are about to be evicted so they look nice talking to Julie Chen. I was all about her outfit, but I think she was wearing pantyhose with those peep toe shoes, and that is so much of a no no in my book it ruins the entire outfit. Pantyhose with peep toe shoes is striking...for all the wrong reasons. If it is later proven that she was not wearing pantyhose with those shoes, I will amend my opinion.

I'm just wondering where he found a sequined neck tie? Was a Cabaret going out of business?

I sincerely hope you don't leave the board. And thats real talk. Everyone should share their opinions, and there may be disagreement. And that goes for both you and pennbenn. I think what makes this such an interesting forum is that there are so many different points of view and different voices. After getting das boot from TWoP, I learned that sometimes you just gotta let things go for your own sanity. But, I enjoy you being a part of the community, so I would miss your commentary. I, too, made a joke about Frankie being attracted to the dog. I explained it, and I could continue explaining the joke, but I've learned just to shrug my shoulders and move it forward. Although I understand that some things are worth the fight because you feel passionately about them. So, I hope you stay, but your sanity is not worth my selfish desire for your snark ;)

oh no, Frankie made a comment about how lesbians choose to be lesbians, but gay men have no choice in the matter, not because of genetics, but because of pheromones. So since, according to Frankie, a mans sexuality is tied to his response to certain pheromones I'm assuming he would have sex with the dog if it gave off the right scent. The reference was old, so what little humor there was in the joke has probably been severely diluted.

I wonder why they don't try to get a successful designer to be the mentor for All Stars? I know the show has lost its luster, and I'm not sure if any successful designer wants to be too involved in mentoring designers to make an outfit in a day, but I think it would be sort of cool. Especially since the mentor would be working with people who were already on the show and so...hopefully....would be working at a somewhat higher level. So many of PR's early guest judges were talented designers, and some of them had a very nurturing personality. I liked where Fashion Show was going with Issac Mizrahi (I thought he was their mentor) and I think he might be good for something like that. I'm sure no one wants to mess with the flagship, and I understand having TG as the mentor for that show because many of them are fresh out of design school, or they have just been sort of tinkering with fashion as a second job sort of thing, so having someone who is a teacher as a mentor is helpful. But those designers on All Stars should be a little more seasoned, and a better fit to be mentored by a successful designer.

You're right, according to Frankie its the pheromones, so I guess if the dog smells a certain way it might trigger Frankie.

Wow, I have so many snarky thoughts its hard for me to even express them, which has left me in a state of speechlessness. I just....can't...I want to, I mean there is so much to say....but I just....wow.

SSAHotchner - BTW, I'm currently binge watching Criminal Minds on Netflix. I know thats totally off topic, and my apologies, but I had to say something. Especially because Thomas Gibson really rings my bell...or at least I wish he would.

And when thats over, she just really wanted to stay home and be a grandmother! Thats her true calling. ETA: oh, my mistake "glammother" [insert eyeroll here]

I think people feel sorry for him. The camera always catches him looking like a slack jaw yokel with the IQ of a banana. I keep expecting to see drool. Tim did, but Kini was dumb to listen. He should have known his audience, and its never too short for Heidi unless you can see asscheeks. And even then, I think her question would be "but tasteful asscheeks?" For real right. I think a show is really rubbing the shark on the nose when you have to rely on gimmicks and nonsense like a "rainway" I do not want to see wet clothes, I want to see beautiful clothes. I think thats close, but I think PR is concentrated on older people trying desperately to cling to youth. And I'm looking at you "instagram moment" Nina. I feel like you're somehow belittling the concept of bottomless fries???? ;) My favorite part was when she very undercover shaded PR for only giving the designers 24 hours to make a gown worthy of such jewelry. Ditto. I feel like they somehow tricked Chopard into thinking that this was the same PR as 5 years ago when they had high end sponsors. Or they signed the sponsorship agreement years ago and Chopard couldn't get out of the contract. The chick from Chopard didn't look happy, and I'm glad she made a comment about how her jewelry is made in more than 24 hours. Zing! I miss MK too! But I do love me a bitchy man with some fashion sense :) The question is will they be laying down sweet tunes when he gets there?

This episode..... 1. Char - Sorry, I don't agree with the TG save. I like Char, she seems really nice, and maybe TG is seeing something I'm not seeing. But from where I sit Char hasn't sent anything particularly risky and fashion forward down the runway. While I didn't agree when TG saved Justin, I saw that at that point Justin had tried to take risks, they just hadn't worked out, especially with the glue gun thing. I wish he would have saved it for someone who had more design ideas. But to send down a long skirted white peplum dress after having just been saved....I just don't know. 2. Amanda - I didn't hate her look, but I thought the jacket was just too messy to be in the top. I also think it didn't highlight the bracelet. I don't think you should get points just because you take a risk, I think it has to be well executed and appropriate for the challenge too. 3. Korina - say what you will about her personality, but I absolutely agree with her win. That coat was different and fabulous. And the dress, while simple, was also fabulous. 4. Alexander - I have no idea why he wouldn't choose a different neckline for a necklace like that. I also think that with a strong piece like the one he had, simple would have been better. The dress was so distracting. 5. Samantha - I felt bad for her, but I understood where the judges were coming from. It the choice of the bottom two comes down to someone who did a good job but didn't take any risk, and someone who did a sub par job but had risky design elements they are always going to go with the risk taker. At the same time, I think it would have been a much closer call if Samantha had had a stunning necklace. 6. Shandaya - I really liked her dress. I thought it was well executed, and I think it should have been in the top over Amanda's 7. Kini - what a shock! It was a nice dress, but I'm surprised it wasn't perfect.

I binge watched all 4 seasons (thank you very much Netflix) loved the entire series and never felt fucked over. But I'm with you, there is so much for me to overthink and dissect in life. TV is my escape so I tend not to overthink it either.

I agree. And honestly, I'm not sure that Broadway is what it used to be. It sounds like they are casting her in a relatively small role that is in line with her personality so they can actually get attendance during the holiday season.

Well, I think on the show she was seen sabotaging Donny in a pretty obvious way. Donny is obviously a fan favorite, and so her glee at throwing the comp would be enough to make her unlikable. Add that to the fact that she seemed to turn on her own friends, and she ruined any chance of giving the Detonators a real run for their money by basically ratting out any counter alliance to a group of people she thought were her allies and I think those are alternate reasons for the boos. For my money, her cuddling with Cody was ridiculous and uncalled for, but her joy in bringing others down was more of a reason not to like her than whatever she was doing with Cody. Amber trusted her and thought she would be a great ally to at least start to bring some of the boys down. But of course Christine, who wanted to be the "last girl standing" would simply bring that information back to Derrick or Cody. I think people like an underdog, and everytime an underdog would try to make a move Christine would be right there to ruin it or block it or tattle. And it bit her in the ass, so whomp whomp on her.

And, is it just me, or was she wearing panty hose with peep toe shoes???? Yeah, that guy was really dedicated to sharing his "boos" Having said that, I don't feel at all sorry for her, because while some of it certainly was motivated by her relationship with Cody, she also turned on her friends and ran back to tattle the minute any woman tried to start an alliance. And then she was thrown under the bus by her "alliance" She was nasty about Amber, and apparently thinks that Aaryn got a raw deal. So, Christine can suck it. However, I think that the boo's for Aaryn were too few, so I wish we could rewind the moment when Aaryn got ousted and put that "boo" guy in the audience. Is there a golden button for that?

Sophia at a Fidel's funeral: "He made me feel attractive and desirable again. He probably made the rest of you feel that way, too. Looking out at this kennel club, that was no small accomplishment."

That reminds me of that sketch on the Dave Chappelle show...."When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong" I totally think you should do it though, but you have to say it in the nicest, most corporate voice possible. The same tone you would use to say "good morning everyone, I'm so glad you all could make this meeting" but instead just say "Wassup you fake ass ho's" People wouldn't know what to do.

OMG, that reminds me of those ads on the radio that start with a loud police siren sound. I always freak out because I think I'm getting pulled over, but its really some lawyer trying to sell DUI services.

But why?!?? I mean, listen, I'm no PETA member, but I just don't see what the point is of taking a picture with a roasted pig head. Its not particularly funny, I just don't get the point of the picture.

But you're both forgetting about that shift he has at Lowe's. Is someone putting brow powder or using a brow pencil on him? At this point even drawn on Chola brows might improve his brow situation.

Alyssa Milano was potentially the worst host of any reality show...although I haven't seen every reality show. Other than her having a line of sportswear for women, I was lost as to what her fashion bona fides were. But much more importantly she was just so stiff and wooden, I was shocked because she is an actress so I would have thought she would have been able to improvise or at least have a natural reading of the cue cards. Heidi does a much better job in her role. AM was just cringeworthy IMO.