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"If I wanted to take care of ALLLLLL y'all motherfuckers, I COULD." Lol! I adore Reunion Kandi!! Quavering voice and all!

But here's the thing, Towanda's husband has been the one taking care of the kids all the time while Towanda was on tour, was Toni's assistant (mostly in LA), was trying to start a personal assistant business (in LA), was trying to go to acting school (in LA). And most of the time, given what we've been shown on the show, the kids were an after thought. Dude may not have an actual job, but he is the primary caretaker. And I for one believe that the reason she didn't divorce him earlier was because she didn't want to lose the childcare he provided while she did her own thing. And I'm not saying that she should have stayed home with the kids, but I've often wondered why, if the majority of her work (or rather, what she wants to do) is out west, why she didn't move the entire family out there. Instead, she bought herself a small condo in LA. I did find it funny that he wanted the LA home in addition to the Atlanta one. Also, why does she own 3 homes? Also, also, me thinks off camera that she told the lawyer she wasn't giving up the homes which was why he kept mentioning how hard a fight it was going to be.

Which is why I found it so laughable when last week (or the week prior) Phaedra was all, "we shouldn't call other women whores" and gave some sanctimonious reason why. At that point I was wholly impressed (and surprised) by Kenya's restraint for not calling out Phaedra's hypocritical ass, cause I wouldnt have let it go. I agree with those who have said that Phaedra got tipped off on something, because she was acting stank before she entered the room and saw the banner. I don't know whethe she had gas or not, but she was definitely full of something.

Maybe because she got her surgeries when she was still basically a kid, everything shifted significantly as she/her body continued to grow. Cause I really don't understand how someone with her money/resources ended up with surgeries that looked like they were done in an alley.

You know the best way to not come between two friends? How about not cheating on your boyfriend with his best friend. Their friendship wouldn't have been threatened if she wasn't being a bitch to begin with. So please, Kelly (and writers) stop trying to convince us that YOU were the bigger person who sacrificed your happiness for the sanctity of friendship. Bitch please.

Lol at Phaedra playing tennis with Hester Prynne! Now everything I think about that scene I chuckle at the image in my head instead of Phaedra's awful outfit. Sheree waiting for the producer to laugh at her awful joke and them nowt cutting the scene earlier was gold. I laughed for a solid 5 minutes. I also laughed at Kenya's "so now you don't have time for god? Hmmmkay."

When I'm not at work, I will go find this video because Kairo is kinda hot and I think finally over 18! (#noshame)

It's very odd considering that Todd and Carlos are partners on that Hollywood Divas show (the one Lisa Wu) is one. The whole thing is strange. Unless Carlos did it to set Phaedra up, especially given how she's been edited this season with all her backtracking/lies exposed ("I never said that", cut to clip of Phaedra saying exactly what she said she didn't say.) And then Phaedra passing the info to Porsha knowing that Porsha would eventually spill.

I don't think I know what "blasted" means sexually.

Looks like Kandi and Tiny were co-writers on Ed Sheeran's new #1 song, Shape of You. That's just more money in her pockets.

Hey, Lisa's fifty-leven jobs probably collectively add up to 12M....

Watching the season 8 premiere Hawaii episodes and I am so annoyed at everyone telling Valerie to "give Kelly a break", but no one ever says anything when Kelly is nasty to Valerie (and everyone else).

It's not just the haircut. There was also something off about her face. It's like she had some kind of work done or something.

What does this mean? That he can read the law books on his own?

I'm so in if this happens. Gina Torres was the only reason I continued to watch this show. I was so upset when she left.

LMAO! All of Star's talk about taking care of Hunter and she still ended up locked in a closet. Good thing Simone has more sense than her. I really enjoyed the song they won with. Did Cotton really think that disguise was gonna work? Also, how'd they find her so quickly? Nevemind. I just remembered she stole the checks from her Asian boyfriend.

Why is the music so ominous?

I would give The Challenge/MTV gods my first born if they made this happen!!

Yes, thank you AJ for getting Callie all the way together, but next time, lose the shirt. :-D She doesn't fucking listen and she doesn't fucking get it. How much more shot needs to happen to her before she takes the warnings from everyone e to heart? Unfortunately, it won't happen until she ends up in jail. It would serve her right. Shut up, Marianna! Good lord she's becoming more and more insufferable.

Kara has a hot, younger guy, who is willing to give up his ways for her AND willing to learn new shit to "please" her, and she tosses him out. C'mon girl! What are you thinking?!? And MJ has a guy who is willing to deal with all her bullshit, but we know she's gonna find a way to screw that up because that's what she does. That being said, ooooh boy that kiss. Honestly, I almost gave up on this show until I learned Michael Ealy and his sexy self would be on. I'm willing to put up with MJ's messiness to get some hotter scenes between those two.

For a theme that is such an awesome premise and had such great potential, I am super annoyed. 1. Why are the Champions competing against themselves? This goes against the entire premise of the show. We want to see if the Underdogs are badass enough to go one-on-one against some of the biggest badasses to ever be in the game (I'm not counting you, Camilla; you're the epitome of all bark...) and prove that they deserve to be included within that inner circle. 2. Why have they not evened out the teams yet. So next week, the Champions are back to being 2 people down. How does that make any sense?? 3. Speaking of, since one of the Champion teams HAD to repeat the challenge because they have less people, the additional points should have only counted toward the team total, not the individual ones. Or, they could have simply had one of the Underdog teams sit out (either by having them vote themselves, having the challengers vote, or picking straws). As much as I hate John, I have to give him credit for manipulating the game in his favor once again. Unfortunately, some of the people on the Champions are too dumb to realize when he does it. I bet if Wes/Abram was there, he would have been called out on it. And shut up on Camilla! THEY let him go again?? Bitch, you are the THEY. Jenna, please go find yourself someone else. I can cut her a break because she's early/mid 20s and we all make stupid decisions during that time in our lives. But Zach ain't shit. You're cute, and funny, and nice, and....cute. You can do better. And also this exchange: Teej: Darrel, why are you here? Darrel: To win the money. Teej: Is there are a reason? Darrel: Yes. I like winning money. Me: Dead! Comedy gold right there!

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So glad this is back! I laughed so hard throughout the entire episode. And also, the shoes! So wonderful.

I was very concerned for that cat being put into a small travel case and then on the back of a motorcycle. The noise and vibrations it had to endure....I would not want to be the person it first sees when she's let out!

That would have been great....definitely a storyline that would have happened if this show was airing today.