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Watching this episode, I finally understand why Marty is with Danielle. They're both fucking delusional! And just not nice people. He got what he deserved when he married her. I bet she took ALL his money.

One can only hope.....

This is why I adore Questlove!

Still makes me chuckle!

This is what I was wondering through the entire episode. All levels of consent were gone. Remi got her original memories back and because Weller doesn't like who Remi actually is, he gets to decide to change her? Uh, ok. Also, Remi would never have had that much trouble taking Weller out during their fight scene. She's taken on "badder" adversaries and at many times, multiples of them, solo. I don't believe for one second that they would have been so evenly matched except that Weller HAD to win to get his dear Jane back. Blech! The actress has never been that great, but she's definitely better at playing bad ass Remi than she is playing the mopey, I'm so scared to be seen as evil, Jane. Hopefully, now that they've merged ALL the memories, we'll get some Remi-tinged reactions.

I'd give them the benefit of the doubt that the room probably is fine when it's just the cook and the folks eating. There probably was more than just the ladies and the chef in the room; there was also the camera man, probably a producer or 2, and most likely additional lighting. If I had the money, I would probably opt for one of the wood fire pizza ovens on my patio or something.

A breast plate. (DragRace teaches me sooooo much! :-D.)

Because carrots are a hybrid. <insert eyeroll> So are many other foods like peas, corn, potatoes, grapefruits, etc., that were hybridized as a part of cultivation hundreds to thousands of years ago. Lol! I was about to say the same thing. She's certainly smart enough, unlike Marlo and some of these other ladies, to shop for cheap/inexpensive pieces instead of sinking all her cash into things with a label. Also, she's in the tech field, so she's also making good money outside whatever paycheck she's getting from the show. I also really liked that she got up each time her doorbell rang to greet her guests (this was actually last week) instead of leaving it to her housekeeper (or whoever that other lady was).

Sire definitely did not deserve the first spot in the premier episode. His performance was awful and his battle rap was meh. The mom of the girl who placed 5th was doing the most yelling and screaming throughout the house. Why didn't she have the same energy when JD was there?

I did not know this was back. Guess I know what I'll be doing when I get home from work today.

Exactly. This was my problem with them. It pisses me off that people on social media keep harassing her for a response and are trying to shame her for not commenting on the doc. The girl has her own shit she needs to work through and not everyone needs to share their personal journeys with the fucking world.

She really had it out for the Blue-haired girl and her bra, didn't she? Yeah the girl was talking a lot and doing the most, but you showed up at their house during their down time. If Lindsay wanted her to cover up, she should have said so instead of sending her passive aggressive digs throughout their conversation. I mean, blue/pink-hair girl was hella-annoying (I kinda like her though), but she didn't deserve that from her employer. Although, I almost fell off the couch laughing when she said, "As the only black person here....," cut to the camera panning to the other black girl ambassador. LMAO. I have a feeling she uses that statement a lot to get sympathy from her white coworkers/friends. Me while reading the real reason for her finger "accident":

It has to be that he's sober and happy/smiling all the time. Because he's definitely not my type either, and last season he just looked.....dirty. I'm kinda happy that Trina and the guy from the blind date last season are dating. He's seems like such a nice, level-headed and caring dude. Trick is still an ass. Why is JoJo screaming every time she talks to someone? And I wonder if her dad cut her off and that's why she's making sure to start fights with someone/anyone a couple times each episode.

I don't know what it is, but Gunplay is looking real sexy this season.

Oh man, I can't even count the number of times I've received the trite, "Oh, good for you" and just had to give one of these in response:

The Carey's made me so fucking angry. I didn't feel bad for them at all; I feel bad for their daughter. Their sole job was to protect her and they failed at every opportunity to do so. They let that man around their child and continued to do so. That they didn't end any interactions with him the first time he encouraged the daughter to "interview" with him solo is baffling, especially as they admitted they knew of his reputation. (I'm my opinion, they should have NEVER brought their daughter around him in the first place). And they kept allowing these interactions for the promise of a damn career.

Well duh! Lol!

Andy once again proving that he's the shadiest queen of all:

But here's the thing - Kandi has seen Porsha in action on many occasions, so she doesn't have a reason not to believe her people. Porsha has a history of not only getting mad, but getting physical. So once Kandi has heard that Portia's been escorted out, I'm sure she was thinking, "of course," and then went right on back to her party (that she paid thousands for - thanks for dropping that little tidbit in there Kandi! Lol! We know you rich, girl!). Also, Kandi and Porsha ARE NOT friends. Yeah, they've talked since the dungeon blow-up and re-followed each other on social media (because that's a thing we do know), but Kandi has made it pretty clear that she's only playing nice so that they can co-exist within the same spaces and have fun with their [RHoA] "friends". And Portia doesn't really seem to care about a friendship unless she's getting invited to one of Kandi's parties with all her celebrity friends. As someone mentioned upthread, there was no filming at the party, so why was Portia there? She's been pissed at Kandi talking about her 5 day relationship, Todd's certainly not cool with her, and we know she hates Kandi's "employees" who also 1/2 of the guest list. So why was she there again?

Portia recounting the story to her sister and bf: they tried to walk away and I followed them. Portia to Kandi at the hibachi party: I was thrown out for no reason. Kandi: you were thrown out because you were the agressor. They walked away and you continued to follow them. Portia: is that what the factory said, cause that's not true. How quickly her story changed. And let me just say, I didn't believe a word out of Dennis. There's something about him that's real shady.

Man, most of these "ambassadors" are annoying as fuck. Especially the guy talking about how all the girls are twos. <insert eyeroll> . And of course the blonde was sitting next to him allowing him to trash the other females, who all happen to be women of color. Color me not surprised.

This is exactly what I took that statement to mean. I work at place that has children around all day, every day (and have for over 15 years), and when people ask me about having kids, my response is usually, "I like kids, as long as they go home with other people at the end of the day." So I am totally with Jackie there! Yes, let's make sure we are using the right expectations! Lol!

It wasn't blurred on Hulu! It was definitely a couple having sex. Lol! I don't know why, but I didn't really enjoy these 2 episodes. I think I was so excited for the show to return, and then I found the episodes to be lackluster. And holy product placement with the car at the beginning of episode 1! @nilyank, I was also getting the sense that they are trying to go somewhere with Ana and Aaron. Speaking of Aaron, why does he still have that rat tail??? Is that a new trend again?

Looks like Toni's and Birdman's relationship is over: https://thegrapevine.theroot.com/the-breakup-has-come-home-to-roost-for-birdman-and-toni-1831432310

And at least 1 of those (maybe 2) were Marty's family members. So 2-3 friends. Still more than I'd even expect for her. Man, usually I try to give brides some leeway on the days leading up to their wedding/wedding day, but Danielle was so vile. Being a bride doesn't give you carte blanche to be nasty.