SnarkKitty

These bitches are straight delusional about any part they take in stuff. Every time. Nene's apologies are clearly insincere. She doesn't even try and sound like she means it. Some actress. And Phaedra can NEVER apologize for anything. I didn't hear word one about being sorry for making cracks about her age, singing ability, wardrobe, and relationship. Just that magnanimous bullshit they do wherein they deign to acknowledge the other person's wrongness with no acknowledgment of their own. You started that shit, your overlord even told you you did, but you want to claim it was all her? And she shouldn't be so sensitive? Ugh!! That's probably the thing that makes them most distasteful to me. I've detested all of them at some point for different reasons, but I will give Kenya and Cynthia credit for at least understanding it's okay to apologize and for trying to actually KEEP those amends. And the more people with some sense of decency and humility apologize to these rachet bitches, the more convinced they are that they're queen bees deserving of it. And have done jack-shit all to earn any of it, except show their drawers and asses, figuratively and literally on TV. They're mean, humorless hyenas. And then I think to myself, "Self, why are you letting these bitches raise your pressure?" That's not good OR good TV. It used to be fun, y'all.

Wasn't sure if I would like it, so I DVR'd and held a bit before watching. Liked it enough to watch episode 2 the next day. I agree these are mostly kids who can retain facts moreso than geniuses, but that's okay. I do feel a little bad when they get that first question and miss it, and then pass or freak afterwards. I like the balance of "tiger" parents vs those who are like, yeah, he/she's smart but we want them to be well-rounded and happy. There's definitely a lot of living through your kid but hey, I've been guilty of being kid-proud when they're called and awarded for first place, so can't snark that! It's kind of funny how Ryan is driving his parents, mainly his mother crazy by not studying and being perfectly okay with coming in second or third, and having some fun and relaxation time as the trade-off. Very cool how they all wait to hear the others' results and then are so happy for one another. Reminds me of Junior Master Chef. Good job, kids.

Nice card, Bella. Well done. So we're just going with that "one mistake" like it was the first time you'd ever had a "glass of wine like teens do"/TM Yolanda and then got in the car? Mmkay. I can't even hate on Yolanda for swooping in and decorating these kids' apartments, as I've totally done all my kids' (3) dorms or apartments when they went away to school (and a few times beyond). They may just have the same dynamic as us, where the kids don't really care about the decor, and also know that's mom's thing and loves what she does so lets her do it. I didn't find the episode particularly boring, but again, I can't with these people acting like the kid cannot. fucking. come. home. ever again. Get a grip, jeeze. It's not just the incessant crying, but the "our family is being torn asunder! We'll never be the same again!" Yeah, that's kind of true about life, it never stays the same. Buck up, bitches, it could be worse. And then you'll be all out of tears, and then where will you be?

2 thoughts on the shot: 1. It looks like a man's throat. 2. OITNB takes liberties, but in Piper's book she does discuss her Danbury intake and being assigned a khaki top, khaki pants and her photo process being one that made everyone look like a serial killer in their IDs. Fake.

Don't forget, they were in Puerto Rico at the time too! I didn't miss Nene once again low-key shading Porsha with her dropping married Africans buying bags and cars again. This time she added fake money aka Nigerian scams in the mix for good measure. Cynthia seems to be getting her mojo - model jones - back. She's not all the way, but this trip was a good start. Lose the eyeshadow though girl. Demetria looks like she goes from zero to crazy like *snap* that. Nene's half-breed comments said more about her and her own insecurities than it did about Claudia. #jealous Phaedra is just an unnecessary bitch. And unnecessary, bitch. When Kandi asked if she was throwing shade, she could have just said no - all that "Girl please, I don't know or care about this bitch," while you're sitting there - ostensibly on her dime, or at least her invite - show those southern manners you're so proud of writing about and selling out the car of your trunk. Love PR! Leaving the airport and seeing the streets, made me feel like I was actually there again, ha ha. And Nene, I might not have Trump checks, but even I'VE been to Puerto Rico, a number of times. LMAO at Kandi's TH asking why Porsha would wear 10" heels to trip through the airport unable to pick up her own luggage without showing her whole ass. Literally. Not, you know, what she's been doing all season metaphorically. Kenya got a good one off in real time re: Claudia's toes: "they're not just mischievous; they're completely disrespectful!" Ha! This is why, despite it all, Atlanta stays on top.

YES. I. was. SCREAMING with that one! I was not prepared; somebody has been watching episodes and reading boards, whoo! She came for Nene's edges and left with them in her fist. Claudia, Claudia. I knew the chick that got Omarosa AND her mama fired up would show up. Get those bitches ALL the way together; looking forward to you laying Porsha's business out there next week. That's what you call a REAL read, Phaedra, not that by-the-book studied mess you trotted out. Kandi annoys but I did enjoy her laughing at the antics, not the target of any of it. Except ... she wasn't wearing a weave. So it was real insulting ugly weave. I'll allow it. Even if the stylist got it wrong, it's not Phaedra's place to read anybody - especially after that raggedy faux-50's outfit she wore last week, trying to make her chosen phrase of the season happen. Wide white pleats and tee with gold plastic lettering? Girl, bye. Glad even the stylist gave Phaedra some. She just can never shut the fuck up ... well, except as it relates to Nene. Because she and Porsha both continue to not want none from Nene. And she has the nerve to talk about everyone else while pulling their (and Gregg) strings.

If y'all are fans of Jussie, check him out in Patrik-Ian Polk's The Skinny. (*sob, miss Noah's Arc so much!) I think it's pretty damned brave of Jussie to play gay on network TV, since he's low-key about it.

Slays!! LMAO! Jamal is breaking my heart six ways from Sunday in every scene. Jussie is killing it. Move over, Jurnee, one of your siblings is finally stepping up. Re: cross-dressing: Every gay boy I ever knew, was related to, or birthed (and that totals many dozens) spent some part of childhood pretending to be "the mommy" during play time, including some or all manner of wigs, dresses, scarves, shoes and of course "pocketbooks," aka handbag/purse. Later on they LIVED for Halloween, the one day they could put on a dress and not be looked at crazy because "it's just a costume, ha ha!" Maybe one or two out of many grew up to be cross-dressers or trans. It's usually just an expressive phase. I'm with everyone who says pick a decade and hairstyle, show!

Yeah - she said "You're a fucking asshole." After Andy had done the sign off, so if it was a joke, why the comment? I also think it wasn't acting on Eileen's part vis-a-vis the wine throw. Yes, Brandy drank most of it before throwing, because she's stupid but she ain't crazy enough to throw the full glass. And I watched Eileen's face multiple times in rewind and slo-mo; she wasn't expecting it and was PISSED after it happened. If the conspiracy is that she wore a hat instead of curling her hair as normal (??!) then she would have put the hat on before the wine toss so that she didn't get it in her hair. She and Lisa were turned into each other, laughing and when she threw that, everyone reacted including Yolanda and she just ain't that good an actress. They were legitimately caught off guard. Also, Brandi was her drunk slurring self, who is producing a "scene" under those circumstances? Yes, we get a lot is set up for interactions, but people react as themselves in ways that are discernible. That's the case here, 'cause Eileen's face changed and she was not fucking playing. And Lisa was right behind.

I'm waiting for Ian to be PM; I have a feeling he's going to deal with Gerry Rivers in a way I'll enjoy. So then, based on one comment about something Shawn brought up first, Vivica is "a nasty woman with a huge ego?" I haven't seen her be anything like that in these first three tasks. And if Kenya is both those things also based on 2 tasks (essentially not around for the third), where she was blunt but not nasty ... well. Heaven help us if they pick up any tricks from Brandi and her mouth if she's the barometer of discipline! Luckily Keisha was eliminated before she raised her voice. Yeah man, what the hell was that? Between Jamie's fretting about being told "give me that, you're not dressed, I'll take it" and being unable to let it go after getting an apology ON THE SPOT because it wasn't deemed "sincere" enough, and Shawn's pearl clutching about something being announced after she blew up her own spot, I was waiting for someone to break out the smelling salts. There sure was a lot of swooning on the veranda last night.

All that angst could have been avoided, Shawn, if you hadn't made such a big friggin' deal about it, since nobody was even studyin' your ass until you basically said "hey. HEY! See how I'm sitting here, and I look terrible? Well, if I don't answer you, poke me, okay? Because I'm SICK. No, I don't want to say why. Well okay, it's moon cycles and I usually stay in bed for a week. But I'm here, just POKE ME, mmkay?" Cut to: "Ohmahgad!! How disgusting of Vivica to bring up my PERIOD in the ballroom! I did NOT tell the ladies (and millions in America) about that just so she could repeat it in front of 15 additional people! Who raised her, anyway?? " She's one slick trick. Welcome to the Apprentice. Anything you say (or do) can or will be used against you in the Court of Trump.

I lurve Pie Face. The sweet is awesome (yummy apple, lemon, chocolate...) and the savory pretty good too. And they're cute! Tiny food with happy faces; what's not to love? I really wished I could have afforded a franchise, and investigated it - although in retrospect probably a good idea I couldn't! Last I heard the original store was the only one open. I'm ashamed of myself. I detest and ABHOR Trump and feel like CA is a weak sauce version of the real thing. But I cannot resist some of the cannon fodder interactions, and I continue to mourn REAL Apprentice. So, here I find myself. I wish I knew how to quit you, Apprentice (in all incarnations).

I don't think she's butthurt, I think she's just a straight up chick, and doesn't get how you could be anywhere from casually friendly when meeting in another forum, to being straight rude the next time you meet up which throws her off. Forget Porsha who has been out to dinner with her and works at the same station. I'd be annoyed if people acted brand-new when they met up with me during "filming." And then I'd get to Moving On (TM - pay me!) and patting my pockets like Don Juan, completely out of fucks to give. In my enjoyment of the preview with I'mDatingRogerBob doing Phaedra's man's numerology, I almost forgot ole' Gregg got a slap coming his way too. I am here for it all, yum, tell me more... *Kenya eating popcorn*

Here we are, still standing" - thanks, Cynthia, that's the kiss of death for a reality TV marriage. Whoo hoo! Can't wait for that. Phaedra is one of the nation's top black attorneys? Fix it, Jesus. No really. Fix it. We are in a bad way if she's the top. Who was on the voting committee? Marion Barry? If you don't want to be associated with Apollo's behavior, don't help him set up fake companies, and don't sit on the board of them. Nene: I don't think these shows create monsters, but they certainly make them worse. This bitch is just a dark cloud and they need to stop inviting her to stuff and then enabling her. Don't complain now, Kandi, you knew she was a bad-tempered, intolerant snake when you picked (invited) her up. She's so fucking full of her self - and unnecessarily so. So nasty, and so rude. So ... next week looks fun :). Nothing like a stripper calling a model a whore ... and all we have in common is 8? It's gonna be all DeGrassi up in here! (They go there...) ETA: Well, at least now we know why Phaedra utters "Fix it, Jesus" every two seconds this season. #fixitjesus tees sold by Parks, Inc. no doubt. I'm Pagan, so it makes me no never mind, but it does seem kind of religi-tacky. I could be wrong, tho /FLC

Ha!! Probably, for a cut.* :) *to Phaedra, that is. She wants a piece of every pie, mmm hmmm.

Well, at least now we know why Phaedra utters "Fix it, Jesus" every two seconds this season. #fixitjesus tees sold by Parks, Inc. no doubt. I'm Pagan, so it makes me no never mind, but it does seem kind of religi-tacky. I could be wrong, tho ...

She had a really good story and success. I was surprised though that they skipped over her fat-fetish sex photos. It was covered in a PBS story about her. I wouldn't even have thought about it since they didn't mention it, except how often do you run across morbidly obese women named Zsalynn?

In a surprise to no one, she's stupid as well as dumb. Chick can't seem to stay off of Smoking Gun, hun. She's just lucky her stupid ass didn't hurt anyone. I drive carefully all the time, within the limits and I'm not doing it on a suspended license; if it was, and I chose to drive anyway? I for sure I wouldn't be stupid enough to bring attention to myself by speeding. Same princessy entitled-ass attitude that makes her think it's okay to assault someone and merely "acknowledge" it happened, same one that makes it okay to run up bills and decide you just won't pay them, even when you're making money and/or married to a baller. But as long as she looks cute in her mugshots, I guess it's all good. It takes a special level of vanity to pose for a damned mugshot. No shame, no seriousness about the dangerous act. She doesn't even care that they exist, just that she looks good when it's taken. Whatever. Cordell = #stillwinning

No shade, but is this the first season for the recapper? Because up until this year, Cynthia has been THE most on point fashion and looks-wise across the franchise. In fact, until this year I didn't think it was possible for her to make a misstep, she has been pitch-perfect in every scene on every occasion. Even in South Africa bitch was slaying with retro dashiki-chic and braids. No ma'am, I cannot agree with this assessment of her clothing sense at'all.

In their minds, they come away looking like "bosses." When in reality they look small and stupid and petty. She was verging on heifer when she walked in the door, but that ass needing a chair all for itself was just not good. Yes, I accept Atlantans are proud of having asses all kinds of out of proportion but I continue to think it looks like a full diaper load. That was not looking hot or sexy to me. IMHO. Quick, two times! For real. They were BOTH calling their people, but somehow only Kenya got tagged with the "rude bitch yelling" assault. But what am I saying, there was no way Porsha would have said "boo" to Nene. For all the punk being thrown Cynthia's way, Porsha is only Billy Badass to those she think she can get away with it to. Where's Cordell when you need him? All that talk about "I'll accept it if the energy is right," yet she was there "turnt up from jump" just waiting for an opportunity to be nasty. I swear I'm madder at the people who blew this bitches head up than I am at Madam Joyce. Well, it's not like we can't say we weren't warned about Phaedra/Fakedra. She walked on the scene lying, and hasn't stopped since. It's just stopped being cute (if it ever was) and harmless. Neither Cynthia nor Nene appreciated Kenya's comments, but for different reasons. Still, you don't want others' input, meet by yourselves. At least Kenya was trying to be helpful and moving things along. I believe Kenya made her apologies and asked to move on because she's really over that bullshit and is taking her aunt's advice to heart. Not trying to be best friends, just accepting her part, apologizing for it and putting it to bed. Whereas that spoiled bitch-brat Porsha is still living off the props and accolades dumbasses give her for "going in" on Kenya and has no intention of saying she's sorry, because she isn't. She wasn't provoked any more than she was provoking, but she's getting lauded for physically assaulting another woman on television. That shit just boggles my mind, still. Moving on (I need to trademark that shit, the Ho'Wives franchise would make me rich) ... All of this. But especially that. Where is Marlo?? She NEEDS to show up and read a bitch! I need some medicine :::shaky voice::: This show is fixin' to give me an amerism.

Really site? Grr....

Lisa's kids may be "teens" (excuse whatever behaviors because ...) and surely aren't the worst that ever existed, but that doesn't make their comments any less rude, and it doesn't make Lisa any less responsible for not checking them at that moment. Regardless of Beverly Hills body types, what they're used to, how they eat in their homes, etc., that was uncalled for. Substitute "chub-chubs" for almost any other un-PC comment and put it in some sneering teen's mouth from some other place, it doesn't play as well in a brush off. "lots of blacks here, huh?" They were wrong, but Lisa was more wrong. She didn't have to hand out a beat down to use that opportunity to do a subtle check on body snarking. "Lots of wonderful people of all sizes, just like most places in this country."

Apollo and Phaedra were giving me some Pepe le Pew realness. Yeah, she's full of quips for Apollo in her THs with him behind bars not seeing it, but nothing to say to him in person. I'm one who continues to believe there's more to all of this, and Apollo isn't telling ... yet. Did I feel bad for her when her HUZZBIN was all up in her space, hugging and kissing on her? NOPE. No ma'am. Because she is so unrelentingly nasty when she has a hair across her ass about someone, I didn't feel at all bad about Apollo giving her the business. Not even a little bit. Reap what you sow. You knew what he was when you picked him up. To paraphrase Halle: "You and Isaiah, you the same kinda people." It's to Kenya's credit she's only low shading PhaeKdra with "Lockdown" comments - nowhere near as nasty as the string of whores that left Ms. Southern Belle's mouth every time Kenya's name came up.

Re: Danielle and Mohammed - Speculative or not, isn't bringing that Tumblr stuff in, and then discussing it, considered spoiler-ish to those of us watching in real time and not searching the net to find out what happens after?

I get the feeling Jaclyn knew she couldn't beat either of them, and decided if someone had to get the million, might as well be the person who saved her to get her and allowed her to get the second place $100K.