SnarkKitty

Yasss. I know it's bad when I'm noticing some make-up. Unless you're looking like a clown, or extra pretty, I rarely pay attention to their make-up. I didn't watch her interview, but Nene's face in the clips on tonight's WWHL were horrific - gah!

Seeing as Phaedra knew her husband was a) a pathological liar and b) stupid to boot, she never truly believed that crap. She doesn't respect Kenya, but she's certainly smart and cagey enough in her own right to know that Kenya is equally smart, and would never be so stupid as to text Apollo with an offer for some head. I mean, come on. Put that shit into writing where it could be used against her? Kenya's a lot of things, but not stupid. She was either desperate to believe the lie, knowing between the two people would side with her and go against Kenya, or she was desperate to keep the focus off her own dirty laundry and this was as good a reason as any; then if the truth came out she could claim she was duped like the rest. Nope, Phaedra never believed it but she used it, and that's why her actions were foul and a gross overreaction to anything Kenya might have done and an apology is due. During the First Look I actually thought he was saying "Daddy" when Apollo appeared at the door, and then "Uh oh, uh oh!" in reaction to that, and I thought damn, that's messed up. But when I watched tonight I realized he was talking about and reacting to the car game they were playing and didn't even notice Apollo until he was already at the table asking Dylan what he was doing.

Kenya did get snippy, but I think she had decided she wasn't going to kiss that caller's ass when the caller started in on her. Sherri put her .02 in and got her money's worth. She's a C-list (unfunny) comic whose best days are behind her now that she doesn't have that steady paying job. You can be a rude bitch too, you know. I saw that interview with Gayle where you nice-nasty ran Rosie O'Donnell down. You might want to worry about looking up in 10 years and seeing where your own fans are, Sherri.

Whoever is doing the contouring of Nene's make-up and getting all those blonde wigs together for her - thank you! She now looks like literal shit, especially up and down the sides of her new nose. Kudos.

Probably because the focus of the fashion spread was beauty at any age, and they make a big fuss out of the subject's age. He was likely keeping with the theme. Calm down, Peter. Cynthia's a'ight for 47. But I think I'm better. Even if I don't look like a model. :D. When that scene came on and Kandi started talking about she was buying her mother a house because she didn't like Kandi's "old" house, I felt the heat swelling in my chest. I know, I know it's not my money, and yet, I was getting mad! Then when they threw up the stats, I was boiling! And yet, still not my money, so WTF? Ultimately I realized it's because I hate to see such evilness rewarded. And why the fuck does she need 7 bedrooms, a basketball court and a pool -- except to fucking swan around and floss - on Kandi's money? Of COURSE she loved the damned house Kandi. It's close enough to bug your husband AND way over the fucking top, in the manner to which she wants to become accustomed (to.) By the time Kandi almost defiantly interviewed that YES, she was buying her mama a house and what of it I pulled myself and my righteous anger right the hell out of her business. Vaya con dios, dumbass! Yeah, no matter what, it's always Kenya's fault. It's her fault her arm was grabbed, it's her fault she was attacked by Porsha. None of these people had to ability to control themselves so they're off the hook for their reactions. Mmmkay. One problem with blaming all this on the original comment of "stop texting me, then," - it wasn't a lie. He did text her. The fact that people want to conflate a one-off comment about "would you have a 3-way" and a pushing a man in the pool means "stop texting me" naturally insinuates that something extra was going on, is really reaching. Kenya handed the phone over, so Andy could read it for himself. She never said Apollo wanted to get with her. The bottom line is no matter what, ONLY APOLLO FLAT OUT LIED. Didn't hint, insinuate, none of that. He lied. Lied about what happened, lied about what she supposedly said, let his wife sit there and call her a string of whores BASED ON THAT LIE and didn't blink. Apollo is a fucking sociopath. Phaedra should have turned that little rehearsed read on herself, because she's the one who ended up with the damaged sperm donor. If it was so truly satisfying to me to hear him admit it, I can only imagine how gratifying it was for Kenya. The looks on everyone's faces as they realized they had accused her of all types of whoredom based on his lying ass was the whipped cream and cherry on the top. Delicious.

1. The inference and reasoning were MSE. 2. This will never not be funny.

I wonder if Ana even realizes how much she contradicts herself: "I hate being controlled/I love my husband's control over me!" "I was afraid at first to write to a prisoner, then I figured, he's a lifer, he can't show up on my doorstep and kill me / How dare you ask was I afraid! If you're going to ask stupid questions I'm leaving."

The website for the original group idea (it seems): http://www.prisonwivesclub.com/ . LaQuisha is seriously cray describing their "family" life. Just stumbled across this and became ill: http://starcasm.net/archives/294217. Phillip is in jail for murdering a pregnant woman! If this article is correct I have just gone from thinking LaQuisha is sane and rational to that bitch is crazy and I don't even want to know she exists on TV. She has the nerve to be pissed at her mother for talking shit about her? Knowing this, it's no wonder!

What I don't understand is how LaQuisha's ex FWB hit her up on FACEBOOK while he was in?? What the hell? Also flabbergasted to see Skype (via JPay) and hear them talk about emailing their men. I guess, technology, okay, nobody writes letters anymore but for they have @jailmail.com, for real? I like how both Kate and Jhemini (I can't with the spelling) are all full of piss and vinegar about what they NOT fittin' to do ... and then in the real scenes they're all smiles and doing exactly that. The website for the original group idea (it seems): http://www.prisonwivesclub.com/ . LaQuisha is seriously cray describing their "family" life. Just stumbled across this and became ill - Phillip is in jail for murdering a pregnant woman! If this article is true, I have just gone from thinking LaQuisha is sane and rational to that bitch is crazy and I don't even want to know she exists on TV. She has the nerve to be pissed at her mother for talking shit about her? Knowing this, it's no wonder!

How about just thinking about having some decency and manners, and shielding others from the basic realities of their digestive systems? I don't care if they wrap it in "protect the wimmins;" I've been one and around them for a long-ass time, and have yet to come across a group who, following a great meal will erupt with a big nasty belch and then taste and name it. Or lean to the side in order to produce a room-clearing ass bomb then laugh. Yes, thank you, Jeremy! Personally I appreciate the sentiment that says save the gross stuff for people who want to indulge. Just because gas happens doesn't mean you have to celebrate it, and turn it into a nasty fucking experience for everyone next to you. There's understanding it happens, and minimizing and even excusing yourself, and there's turning it into a purposely offensive situation. I get that there are some chicks think that's funny, and good for you, stay with the dudes who dutch oven you. Most prefer the dudes like Jeremy (and my husband) who understand that just because shit happens, doesn't mean you have to act like a delighted three year old who just realized it was his shit and invite everyone to see. UGH, indeed. :/

They're back! I am way more excited than I should admit to. Y'all said all the good stuff so I'm left just listing and co-signing. Greg is a sycophant. I despise him more with every season. He was bad before, but he reached his nadir during that wedding special and his balls have been permanently tucked away in favor of being Nene's lady-in-waiting ever since. Phaedra "I wanted to avoid the papparazzi" Cut to house: *crickets* Interesting to see a "zero tolerance" policy in other threads re: laying hands ... until the discussion is Kenya. Then it's like a Chris Rock sketch all up and through "I'm not saying you SHOULD shake the shit out of someone ... but I understand." Bingo. It's sitting on his tongue and he wants to tell it, but not look like a punk for taking down the mother of his children and leaving them completely parentless. So that's why he's just "letting her know" that he's not coming home to nothing. Phaedra gets the message. Of course, much like Tre over in NJ, some time in jail is going to change those "stand by your spouse" stances. Mmm hmmm./Phaedra The tacky is strong with this one. Clothes, decor...SMH. Co-sign! "Watch out, now!" *hitches up britches Shut off the lights, I'm gone. They, and she, and y'all can have all that. Guaranteed in under 10 years it will all be hanging around her knees. I know people spend money trying to build those big-ass-ded, dump truck booties and bodies. They also spend a lot of money to look like ducks and catfaced plastic people. There's no accounting for what people will spend money to look like. Personally I prefer looking normal and proportioned and not looking like walking ass, thighs and tits. Seems very desperate. And no haterade sipping going here, 'cause I had it and worked ALL THAT off and was glad to see it go even as people were saying I was crazy and they would pay money for what I had. I prefer a body streamlined down for me to enjoy, not one purchased to elicit even more attention that has zero to do with me as a person. But then, I'm not a famewhore. Looking forward to Claudia! She has Nene pressed, and I'm loving it. Bitch tangled with Omarosa and called it out with no hesitation. I am HERE for her. Did I mention ... they're back!

The trainer was interviewed on TMZ Live, said he thought the dog should have been taken away then, and didn't appreciate his training credentials being questioned by the world because he was introduced as being hired by Kim because Kingsley chewed bags and shoes, but behind the scenes it was known it was because he had bitten a couple of people. Also addressed how he had to defend himself walking in because the dog attacked HIM. He said he knew it was a matter of time under Kim's watch. It's the lead story, and he appears around 02:30. http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_0fga6hmb

Then I guess I have no empathy. What I saw was someone crying because she didn't like the way SHE was treated because of the behavior SHE exhibited. And it would be neat to wrap it up in her frustration to losing to Char, but no, Korina was a perpetual bitch from go - even in her introductory video. For whichever designer said "if only people really knew her they'd love her," then maybe she should have brought that Korina. Cause the one who showed up? Wasn't very lovable. She was jealous and petty and petulant and any comment besides "You're the bestest ever!" sent her into a jealous seethe. I'll go further and say the only reason I think she even cared to apologize was because she had gotten something good (the L&T display and the Mary Kay gig) and was thus fine with apologizing. If not for that, no, I don't think so. Even she said "Oh it wasn't worth it at first, but then I got (that) and (that) and then it was." Beyond that - I also liked how both Char and Amanda got the others' perspective, and I knew with all the wailing Char would eventually break and accept the apology. BTW, were there other designers on the show? *sarcasm alert*

Many of the photos were pulled off the defending DIL's - "Peaches" - Instagram and Tumblr, before she got smart and locked it down. But there's still access to some of the photos she wasn't able to remove showing the whole Boo-Boo family with the McDaniel's. Naw, June, you haven't seen him, and don't seem to want to, right? http://mcdanielbaby1.tumblr.com/post/97167220624/mama-june-and-lee http://mcdanielbaby1.tumblr.com/post/98862670209/the-are-so-cute-together-emilymae-mcdanielbaby http://mcdanielbaby1.tumblr.com/post/97065632489/julie-about-peed-herself-julieneururer-emilymae http://mcdanielbaby1.tumblr.com/post/97066459244/i-think-they-like-her-lol-emilymae mcdanielbaby1.tumblr.com/post/97067205994/june-honeybooboo-mark You can see they're wearing the same clothes all day - hanging with the PedoFam, home shopping, and probably car shopping too since June is still wearing her lacy top. She had to be stupid to make that video, you don't cancel an already filmed cash cow because of one hotel room photo.

See, now, I cannot be a part of this. I'm already going to hell, y'all gonna speed my trip up.

That was ... terrible. Song was weak and forgettable. Lyrics: "Hey cupid, why you lookin' stupid? Shoot me." Really? This. And this. There you go, fixed that for you. :)

Thank you for the hugs and support, truly. Didn't really mean to go there, I shouldn't post at 3am on a tear. Hope I didn't make anyone too uncomfortable. Please, return to your regularly scheduled snarking. Joe is off to a bad start with being the only parent to those girls. They teased a story for my local 11pm news about him pushing a reporter today. I missed it, but it's here: http://www.realitytea.com/2014/10/15/joe-giudice-shoves-video-cameraman-in-courthouse-fraud-case-license/

GURL. Even his daddy didn't believe that one. I think he might have been trying to ease him out the closet. LOL. I know, 'cause I've had that conversation! They both used to ping like crazy for me, but now the older one is just slightly less "ping"-ier. Is that Sam? The younger one, though - time to gather up your belongings, young sir, and become the 4th Best Friend! 'Nah, I purchased that Handbasket back on TWoP. :) I think he might have been trying to get him to tell him otherwise, actually. But c'mon, dad, not on TV! Wrong place, wrong time. Wasn't the horror of the edible panties and morning sex with mom not enough? (And lock your damned doors, btw.)

Thank you. I lost mine five years ago. Yours has autism. Wanna trade places? I manage to say my son's name and talk about him without dissolving into tears every time. You train yourself not to. My friend can talk about her struggles with the issues involved in raising a child with Autism. But you can't even share Nik's accomplishments without sobbing, still? You're milking that shit. Seriously, buck the fuck up, already, you, and all the other housewives that fall to pieces because your kids are leaving for college, where, you know, they fucking COME BACK, piss me the fuck off, every. single. time. Sorry, I had to (finally) say it. And as long as I'm here calling out parents who are on my list ... now, what now, Tre? http://xisttalent.com/project-t-r-u-e-i-boardwalk/ http://allaboutthetea.com/2014/09/22/gia-giudice-new-group-3kt/ http://allaboutthetea.com/2014/08/08/teresa-giudice-sends-kid-to-expensive-summer-camp/ Yup.

I loved how they all heard the song and got excited, and everyone was so geeked to see the dance and joined in. I would never want to be on reality TV and have terrible people (like myself) talk about me, but I would throw all caution to the wind and TOTALLY enter a contest to sit on the Couch with the People. I would almost definitely choose Julie and Brandy (I see Julie is in an upcoming ep of that Mindy Kaling show btw). Runners up would be Gay Best Friends. I have begrudgingly come around to the Zenos, but they lay all over one another and I would feel awkward. Although conversely, how fun would it be to see me laying up in the middle of the Family Bed? Zeno = member of the family. Family Bed = who the fuck is this chick?? One of these things is not like the other ... one of these things just doesn't belong ... LOL.

My show is back!

Something I caught that makes me wonder... in last week's thread, someone commented on the rumor that Bobby got with Nicole only after she was signed to the show (per Jim). Then in Dina's THs last night she kept making sly comments about Bobby, their relationship, and hoping he was with Nicole for the right reasons, and then said "I'm worried he just wanted to hang with the cool kids." I assume she means them (ha) but it's a wink and nod at "be on Tee-Vee." Now I'm starting to believe there is some truth in that rumor. I'm also thinking one of two things: this 15 year so-called friendship was fine until it was exposed to the harsh camera lights then fell apart as they jumped into the drama with both feet ... OR - given that Bobby seemingly targeted Nicole, they planned it all - get his good buddy on the show by getting with Nicole, then to keep him on, "blow their friendship up" on TeeVee for drama and job security. I'm thinking the latter seeing as that shit started on like, episode 2. Most people's friendships aren't destroyed until their sophomore season after a reunion and watching a season of their TH's against you. They came out the gate best friends one day, and fighting the next? Nuh uh. Also gauging just how low the blows are with each of them, and quite honestly, there's nothing really vicious there at all. Bobby reveals why Jim doesn't want to go out with the boys (big deal, Jim says as much and more to the cameras so, GTFOH with not keeping his secret.) Jim claims he's banging some girl/has some pix. (Big deal, Bobby can clearly convince Nicole he's full of shit while using it as a plotline.) And he runs into the bathroom rather than fight with Jim. Mmmkay. Also, he's part of the Bob Ciasulli car family? Get out. Being in NYC, I remember seeing those commercials for years.

Yes! That was my very first thought looking at that photo. The dress is also giving me maternity.

Ha! Yes, and I believe Doug also wiped his mouth as he wiped his face! And speaking of disgusting displays, when Jamie and Doug eat a meal together, they make me lose my appetite. Ever watch them in action? They're actually a good match at the dinner table. Oh god, YES. From the very first. I have a dog, but it's not in my plate, lap and everywhere else when we're eating. First the meal with the parents and then their "romantic" meal together. But then, they eat like animals so I guess having a dog in your bowl is just par for the course. Ugh, cannot eat and watch them. That wiping his face and mouth and then grinding the cloth into the bowl for an hour, it was like he was trying to put his sweat into the damned thing. She was oblivious but geeze, if nothing else they're a match because they're both so disgusting. That place is tiny and you could see multiple used glasses on the dresser, him dirtying dishes with his face cloth, the dog all up in the food and worst of all, it shits in the house. Doug's most romantic gesture? Cleaning up her dog's crap. And they seem happy as pigs in slop with it all. Jaime, you didn't run as far away from that gross trailer park as you think you did.

I agree they need to decide on a direction. Surprised Billy booked the performance, except maybe as a showcase since there were bound to be tons of music industry folks there. All Billy has is "Fame." He's had no career since. DeBarge = legendary in the 80's- 90s. Had some gold and platinum hits, and one of the brothers secretly married Janet Jackson.