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Dear Lord, please forgive Patti for believing her own shtick. I give Patti's SAD Mariah imitation a big fat zero. So embarrassing. And Taylor Dane needs to get off of Patti's pecker. It was painful. So very painful.

Good question Cooks. Maybe contracts were signed quickly. Oh the love of money! I am so glad I am ok being poor and private.

I did not like this episode as it show cased the mom as being beyond manipulative. I detest people who guilt others in order to get their way. My mom would NEVER do that, neither would I, my sisters or any grown woman that I know. Where is the satisfaction in forcing someone to do something? I don't get it.

This was posted on Katherine's Facebook today and then deleted: "Thomas Ravenel had sex with one of my best friends while I was pregnant. I typically never retaliate, or rather acknowledge such disgusting behavior. However, since he chooses to publicize our life, here's just a *tid bit* of the truth." My response, which was not posted!! **shakes fists** Boom. You go girl. Your hand was obviously forced. When little boys force an issue, you just gotta speak the truth. Been there. Maybe he will learn to keep his mouth shut and his penis in his pants! You're welcome Kat!

Ohhhh SNAP!!

So basically those low-rent girls stole money from "Doddy's" wallet. Classy. I'm no Doddy apologist by any means, but that was wrong.

I agree. Other than Step by Step, she does not register with me. And I will watch ANYTHING. Sad, but true....

I'm pretty sure MyPeopleAreNordic was referring to Ryan. Not Bentley.

I really dislike Jackie (I will call her this because I am sure it would piss her off). I have brothers and male friends and I polled them on her hotness. Sorry Jackie but the southern men I asked really didn't like you either. They said you think you are much hotter than you are and your resting bitchface is a real turnoff. While these men enjoy an intelligent woman that would challenge them, they said they would not even approach you. And?? They HATE your accent. Yeah. Put that in your jug and swig it.

Jennifer Lopez wannabe. I don't doubt her acting chops considering the crying on cue thing she has pulled off. What a fake beotch.

Word? This "Hurricane Nia" moniker is complete bullshit. I find it totally ridiculous to be intimidated by someone who should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the human having The Longest Oral Obsession ever. Please. The bitch curls up in the fetal position and sucks on her nasty thumb on the regular. I would taunt her mercilessly if given the opportunity TO HER FACE. Not in talking head interviews.

I didn't understand the reasoning behind the two separate bachelor parties either until MJ explained it on WWHL. When people get married, there is always two separate parties. Yes usually it is a Bachelor/Bachelorette party, but they are still separate. So it should be the same with Reza and Adam. Can't really argue with that - they want to be treated the same as any other engaged to be married couple, so they should be. **having an out-of-body experience realizing I actually understand MJ**

Walt's imitation of "not mad Tiffany"??? Oh Lord. "Ahm nawt mad! Ahm nawt mad Doddy!! I really dont cah!" It's now Saturday, and I am still rewinding and laughing my ass of at it! And then "Words of Wisdom" from Baboso to Mattie? The crew is most definitely putting valium in Lyle's beer this go around. He is making Forrest Gump sound like an auctioneer.

Jessica is the cry baby. She turned on the water works every time she opened her mouth. I hope Ryan has a lot of patience with overly emotional women because he's going to need it, My first thought was that all these people were attractive so I was surprised at Jaclyn's reaction to Ryan R. Honey, you're not all that. Quit acting like you're the next Cindy Crawford and being such a bitch.

Agreed. Patty was looking particularly tugged and stretched last night. Katherine's imitation of her sent me into yet another fit of giggles.

I am SO hoping the "Patricia and Cooper Show" will be a weekly occurrence! Patricia: "Well, we're going into the swamp, so we might meet some snakes and gators" Cooper: "And that's just the guest list!!" Me: laughing so hard I almost sucked my Puffs Plus down my throat

Here is the problem I have with Nicole.......she was always so quick to be "one of they guys", an alpha member of the Wolfpack...she always inserted herself into the middle of any confrontation like a big burly bouncer, to the point of chasing aggressors down to confront them. Then when aggression was shown towards her? Once the dust settled? All of a sudden she is a helpless little girl. Do I agree with Jason?? Hell no!! He was wrong (and drunk). But Nicole tried so hard to be a masculine force to be reckoned with. Talk about throwing out mixed messages. She went from one of the guys, sucking face with random females, inserting herself into the middle of fights - to kissing a guy and acting like a little girl. Choose a side and stick with it and if not? Maybe see the other side like you demand of others.

I guess when the premise of a show is locked in with the title, you gotta stay broke!! One way or another..... And yes, Sophie grates big time.

Walt has always been my favorite, but because he was usually so level-headed, he didn't get a lot of camera time. I guess he's decided to ratch it up some!

Memo To: Adult parents who work full-time jobs RE: Children who do not have an ice cubes' chance in hell of buying Halos Dear "Parents": Being afraid of stuffed animal heads placed in your beds by your entitled, spoiled offspring? Stupidity personified. Let the little fuckers pay for their own Halos. Problem solved. You're welcome. The World Very True LOL!! But....... there are sitcoms and then the real world. Some men just cannot distinguish between the two, bless their hearts.

Agreed! There's nothing like an entire ocean to cut down on sibling arguments!

For shits and giggles, I checked out my local Our Time dating site. About 99% of the men were overwhelmingly bald, fat and unattractive. All looking for women that are fit, pretty and successful. Oh and also must be nurturing and energetic. They need to rename it GetAClue.com!!!!

When did Murray stop shucking his pants at the door?? I thought that was hilarious, but his funny parts seem to have been cut back considerably. Just a little here and there which is a huge difference from last season. :(

I adore this show so this pains me to say this, but.........Not my favorite! I'm not a fan of FBDO. I mean, come on. It's not Flashdance!! I so want to see Bev pounding some poor chair to Maniac! You know she had the soundtrack!!! But anyway, I only saw Ferris Bueller on cable one time. I was not impressed. Probably due to the fact that I don't care for Matthew or his wife. Edited to add: How could I forget the best thing about this episode?? CHARLIE FREAKING SHEEN?? I am sure he was actually stoned in this re-creation. And? Anger Management is playing in the background as I type this. WINNING!!!

I'm sure that in seasons past, the damage was taken out of their paycheck. It is, afterall, fully documented.