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WOW.......the crazy just oozes off Kristen huh...damn girl get a grip - and NOT on Tom's throat...

When were we told that Charlie was aware that he had a daughter??

When the first cast had their first reunion, it was obvious that Maddie and Little Bit weren't friends anymore. It was obvious last night that the Trashy Barbie and Bradley Luvvvvv Story was over. Once real life sets in, (just like the Bachelor/Bachelorette), the fairy tale love stories/friendships are over! Probably due to footage and interviews being seen for the first time.....

I also enjoy Anger Management! Charlie Sheen as an anger management therapist is just too ironic not to be awesome.

I also was giving Cortney the major side eye when she was claiming she was strong while lamenting being without Jason for a day. If I was a man, I would be signing up for extra hours just to be away from her clinging, whining and crying. To be fair, I speak from experience when I say men do this too. It took a restraining order and jail time for me to convince a clinger to back off, but then again I was not stupid enough to marry him. I am hoping that this show is fakety fake fake, because Cortney and Jason are a total train wreck and I do not believe that Jamie loves whatshisname. SCRIPTED!!

Since some of these women refer to themselves as "curvy", I asked several men of all sizes what "curvy" meant to them - and 100% of them made the hour glass figure motion with their hands. None of these women are curvy according to the men I questioned. As much as it chaps Jenn's ass and sends her into histrionics, Mar is right. They are fat period. And Jessica needs a reality break. If you are still that overweight after losing 110 pounds????? She is lucky she is still alive. But kudos to her and I hope she loses a healthy amount of weight and will see how delusional she once was thinking how skinny she is at her current weight.

Being a die-hard Cowboys fan, I really enjoyed this episode. I even made my significant other (other what I'm not sure), watch the part with Lainey's dad. It was beyond awesome to both of us. But I had to wonder why a Philly person would not be an Eagles fan? Not a native perhaps??

The Krumps - "Hercules!! Hercules!!" My personal go-to expression when my stupid boyfriend is trying to act all macho

Haha I just outed myself on how little I know about vodka - Stoli was literally the only brand I could come up with!!

The water was probably poured out and replaced with Stoly

I counted 41 times. FORTY-ONE TIMES!!!!!!!

Admittedly, I have missed some episodes, so I have a question. When did the niece move out? When Louis came to stay?? That child actor is unbearably adorable IMHO!!

Sorry Kim, but I feel infinitely more sympathy for Monty than I ever will for you. Quit making it all about you. When you are the one dying from cancer, THEN I will feel sorry for you. In the meantime? STFU And? Shut the fuck UP Brandi, you pathetic wannabe!! No wonder Eddie didn't want your alcoholic ass

Yeah she was all badass on the tape wanting to get her 15 minutes, throwing all kinds of shade at Sylvia. But when it came time to be tough, she folded like a lawn chair. I was 100% on the side of Violetta. Alicia sent in a tape to MTV, got picked to stir up shit, and she should leave with the quickness. Stirring up shit is the ROOMMATES' job after all!!

Since I have worked more years than I want to admit in graphic design, I am sure there is a template set up for the date cards in Quark Express (or something similar), with a type style like Bradley Hand Script, which the interns feed through the printer. ETA: Whitney is originally from Kentucky?? Damn we just can't get a break. Thank gawd for the Wildcats!!

But her nose! (Which is probably why shes sounds so nasally). Does she even have nostrils???

Oh gawd!!! Like fingernails on a chalkboard!! If this is true I don't think I can watch even though I want to. Chris is such a cutie :(

Maci!!!! You managed to get yourself knocked up once again! Congrats girl because everyone knows how hard that is to accomplish!!

I have never seen this child before. Yet I despise him.

But are people really that stupid?? Please tell me they are not. You can get on IMDB and find out anything you want to know about any show past, present or future. More, actually.

Imagine my GLEE when I looked at my Watchlist (Comcast - GAG), and saw there was another NEW episode of Selfie!! Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy 4th of July, and Happy Thanksgiving to me!! And it was such a good episode!! The ending montage?? **fans self** Yes look at your supreme awesomeness, John Cho, on that big white horse!!! The only thing I had a problem with was the whole thing with that McWaters chick. I was literally yelling at my TV, "Tweet!!! Blog!!! Post!!! Do what you do girl but expose that biatch!!!!!" The Eliza I grew to love would have wasted no time doing that. Having said that? I have watched it three times already. ETA: I was majorly disappointed when John Cho did not throw down some mad skateboard moves. He grew up in Cali. I thought it was a possibility!! Alas, no. :(

NOT? A WORD Dumbasses!!!!!!! *deep breaths**

I'm not liking this season at all. The boys aren't that cute (ESPECIALLY Brad), and that little trick Raven needs the bitch slapped out of her. I have had some major hangovers in my life, but I never ended up in the ER. Even at Ashton's age I knew no matter how sick I was, I had to down water in between episodes. When did kids get so dang ignorant????

Wow, Maddie looked rough!! That's what living hard does to you - it shows on your face. I too love Walt. He reminds me of so many of the good ol redneck boys around here, which is no big surprise since he was born and raised in Kentucky.

Man, these kids are like the D List of the reality shows. Not a cute guy among them and I hereby volunteer to throw white trash Barbie over the balcony. Really. Call me. I will do it for free and I am a Southern girl and I know how to throw down. Unlike these wannabees.