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Whomever does Ann's makeup needs to tone down the highlighter. It's a bit ... overzealous most of the time.

No, I found LT very unattractive.

I don't think he was; however he did just get over COVID so maybe he was a bit more out of breath than usual /Ed Sheeran fan girl

Thank god; that dude was hideous. Not as hideous as Ed from Tayshia's season, but close.

Dear lord the couple with basketball coach groom. Not even professional athletes need massive showers with room to lie down for 45 minutes.

Why is Ed here? He's the most unattractive Bachelorette contestant I have ever seen.

I couldn't even look at Darcey on the boat in her conversation with Stacey; with those crazy lashes and red eyes it looked like her eyes were inside out.

Did they say that Sweet T's mom suffered from gestational diabetes for years? Is that not something that only pregnant women can have? Was this woman permanently pregnant for years?

Definitely didn't need Tia on my screen again. She looks like a cartoon witch with that honker of hers.

Me too. Do we know who the first dad was up the Warped Wall? No, we don't. So I don't care about the first mom up the wall either.

Right? I literally was like WTF is that? I thought for a second that was her entrance into the reception and that her poor husband was left behind so all the eyes were on her but I think they had already entered and she left and came back. Still, tacky tacky tacky.

It didn't even fit her then; every time she turned around in that dress you could see it wasn't zipped all the way to the top.

That would make sense, except that Masterchef has been around since 2010 and the set looks pretty much the same since then. Hells Kitchen has only been in Vegas for two seasons now.

I do not care about Sandy Zimmerman. I was hoping she would fall for her entire run. I'd be more impressed by her being the "first mom up the wall" if her children were toddlers.

No, she's an overhyped food blogger.

Thank god. As soon as Jeremy and then Andrew left I wanted it to be Christopher so I'm glad he won. Bu really as long as it wasn't Thea I'm happy.

Oh please anyone but Thea.

TLC isn't even translating correctly. At the end when they transcribed Roberta as saying "missing me?", she actually used a word that has no meaning in English. It roughly means a yearning for a happiness that has passed, or perhaps never even existed. So technically I guess it could be about him missing her, but not really. /Portuguese translation

When I think Brazilian bombshell I think women like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio. Definitely not Roberta and her back rolls and braces.

I continue to hate Mijune. Stop trying to make her happen!

Your episodes are an hour? They're two hours for me, but half an hour is a recap.

Roberta is... not a Brazilian bombshell.

Or she just got breast implants and gained a bunch of weight.

Ordinarily I'd be incensed by how Mike treated Natalie but I hate her so much I'm enjoying watching her be tormented. I am fully aware of how horrible of a person that makes me.

Jamie has quite the resting bitch face. She looks sour all the time. I'm pretty sure Kim is a lost Kardashian/Jenner.