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I thought people were saying Shital met her guy ahead of the show. Not Viral (the "oh so mature" 30 year old).

The reunion trailer dropped: Anyone know how many parts will this be???

I love Paris and I love silly women so I like this show, haha. Anya and her fiancee seem like real "characters." I like them how weird and mannered and somehow genuine they seem. The younger girls seem so YOUNG and it's funny to me how they think they're saying profound things like "In Paris, no one knows me from college so I can be myself" Yes, this is a normal feeling after you move to a new city post-college!

Joe and Melissa missed the opportunity to look good. They could have gone to the wedding and Tre would have been super rude to them (for sure) and it would be caught on camera. Instead, skipping a wedding is now a justifiable "you can never recover from this" wrong. Teresa can hold this over them for the rest of their LIVES. It's basically declaring that they want no relationship with her or the girls.

In that video which one is Audriana? The third one in? Isn't she like 13? Kinda wild(and disturbing) to see how make-up can make a 13 year old look 25...

And she was just waiting to complain about him! Storming off because he didn't say he was sorry she had a miscarriage. She was looking for a reason to be all "i'm done!" And her lump of a boyfriend just sitting there. These two don't want to use Any form of birth control?! You could tell her dad was just holding back from yelling.

She's 30 right? It's really wild to me that she's soooo butthurt at the mere IDEA of getting a job, working, and paying bills. Like... what did she think would happen? And doesn't she have any self-respect? I know there are lazy people in the world, people who don't want to work, but it's kind of amazing to see her so baldly be like "AHHH! I have to get a job! THIS IS SO HARD FOR ME!"

Bravo posted a preview of the first 6 minutes. Ooof. Teresa is so hypocritical, it's become painful to watch. Combined with her inability to HEAR her own words and remember things she's said literally minutes ago, it's too much.

The idea of both dads hanging together is bizarre. Why would she think that's a good idea?!

I know some people get weird about not cutting their kids' hair but I really don't get it. Eventually your kid will need to get their hair cut! Why not make it a normal part of life instead of a BIG EVENT? When I take my toddler to get her hair cut, there's always some kid FREAKING OUT about their hair being cut for the first time and they're usually older than my daughter. I mean, whatever, I'm sure Brittany and Jax are going to make a lot of parenting decisions I find questionable...

My Irving theory: His hidden stash of info makes it look like he's part of an outside organization working to take Lumon down. (Maybe working with the doctor who un-severed Petey.) I'll have to go back and see if Petey's name was on that list. The list he had of severed employees would not be something easily available. And it looked it wasn't only Burt's house identified on the map, but other severed workers as well. This all makes me think that Irving's coffee fueled all night painting sessions are his attempts to communicate with his Innie. He's trying to stay up all right and get into his Innie's subconscious and tell him to go to the Testing Room. Or warn him about it? And he's somewhat successful due to Innie Irving's dozing and disturbing paint dreams.

I really hope that's not the case. Nothing against Peter but c'mon! How insular is this group! Date someone who no one you know has slept with for a change!

Omg......Teresa is just too stupid. She's so threatened to see that Jennifer and Margaret had reached an understanding (aka "let's stop making us both look bad and save our storylines") and she's flailing like wild. It's exhausting to see everyone else have to deal with her. Bringing up the analogy thing again! Yelling and yelling.... they need to get her off the show.

THIS. Also I HATED that Cate said "we're weaning her" as she's holding a screaming child who they are making go cold turkey. That's not weaning! They don't know anything! They don't even have to read a book, literally they could google "How to wean two year old from pacifier" and find simple blogs and videos with tips that aren't torturing a poor baby for no reason. I really feel for Vaeda. As the middle child, she's going to get the least amount of attention I fear.

I have a kid so I'm not against children or anything... but man, somehow that photo is a little hilarious and depressing and makes me want to scream "Breeders!" Also, it's a personal pet peeve of mine when people refers to babies as having "boyfriends" or "girlfriends" So shut up, Brittany!

Josie the vegan was never going to win the job of working at a steak restaurant. It was past time for her to go.

Vishal and Richa need to admit that it's over. I think both are stuck in thinking "we've been together for 9 yeaaars, so we got to work this out" but it's over. Marriage is about more than love and attraction but I don't see this there and I don't even see like genuine friendship. Just call it off!

Yeah, those were some rough-living 21-23 year olds....

I did.... But I think that was unusual. But it happens! It was awful!

I think Ryan HAS to be involved because that's the kind of painful twist this show would do. ALSO it ties it thematically to the rest of the show: parents and children and guilt. There's Mare and her issues with Kevin and Siobhan, Dawn and Katie, Erin and DJ, Mrs. Zabel and Colin, even Brianna's dad and Brianna - he goes crazy because his daughter's future is threatened. I think Ryan shot her. John and Billy moved the body to cover it up. John has told Lori what really happened and that the plan is for Billy to take the fall (but didn't tell her he is planning to kill Billy). (But maybe John didn't tell her that he is the father of DJ and not Billy)

According to this they are: https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/james-kennedy-raquel-leviss-engaged-vanderpump-rules-cast-reacts "In addition to the happy news of their engagement, on April 27, it was announced that the couple would be returning for Season 9 alongside Lisa Vanderpump, Tom Schwartz, Tom Sandoval, Katie, Ariana, Scheana, and Lala. "

It's all motivated by the show. Now there'll be storylines of Raquel planning the wedding. James having a bachelor party. An engagement party. And on and on.

I just watched. Yara seems like a totally normal brand new mom to me! Of course, she is hyper concerned about the baby. She's a brand new baby! It's all normal mothering hormones kicking in. And I think she's especially vigilant and nervous because she doesn't have her own mother around to help her and reassure her. I felt extremely isolated when my daughter was an infant, I'm sure it's all going to be compounded for her when Jovi goes away. Although he doesn't seem much help in the parenting department... (I do think some of that is the editing to make this their storyline: Jovi wants to party! Yara wants to mom!)

I like how Tyler says in the clip: "I can't change the way I talk or how I express myself." Um. Yes you can. People do it allll the time. People have to code-switch all the time. As others have said, his attitude is so clearly that of someone who's never had a real job. Most people learn quickly how to adjust and act in different social situations - they learn that how they talk to a friend is different than how they talk to their boss (or a customer). That he doesn't want to even TRY to adjust how he expresses himself is a pisspoor excuse for not writing a letter to the biological daughter he claims to want to have a relationship with.

Just watching now and yes! She thinks Kristina was saying Amber is "just a bonus mom." She's so dumb and crazy and narcissistic. And on top of all that, she thinks she's super smart. You could tell by the way she gave her little speech that she thought "Oo, I'm really telling them! I'm so much smarter than Gary and Kristina!" AAAARGGGG! I hate her. If it wasn't for the show, she would have just stopped seeing Leah years ago and that would probably have been for the best. She would have moved off to LA to be a star or something.