Maybe Nicole would be a little bit more tolerable/sympathetic if she didn't always look so fucking smug. Yes Nicole, you got to Morocco. SLOW. CLAP. Congratulations on landing yourself a guy who sends sad, sexy messages to randos when drunk. You sure showed us! Poor little May, man. That little girl is going to have a huge therapy bill when the time comes. Nicole has more chins by the minute in this episode. How did she manage to gain weight on the plane ride to Morocco? I laughed at Azan saying that even after not getting the Visa, he still wanted to marry Nicole. So, after you didn't get the thing that you wanted, you still want to get the thing that you want? Which is American citizenship? Ok, dude.
The Pao/Roos/Juan story line is so fucking old and boring. She is insanely boring in every way. I guess they saw the footage that they had with her parading around with her nipples twirling about and realized it wasn't enough for her 20 minutes on the show, so they got Juan, Colombia's angriest, most possessive gay man, to play the role of sassy villain. BO-RRRRR-ING. Also, wasn't the point of this whole visit to see her ailing grandmother and spend time with the family she's neglected for 4 years? The cameras are obviously not going to show everything, but it seems like she spend like, no time with them at all. Just enough to say goodbye to her grandmother and let Russ get reamed by her family. Also, LOL at Russ thinking he has any say in what she does. When has she ever taken anything that you've said into consideration, Roos? When? When you told her not to wear lingerie and she did anyway? When you told her not to show her ass and she did? Or was it when you told her not to look trashy and she did? I'm confused. Are they going to keep this next topless photoshoot classy? Of course, MI AMOR. His naivete tickles me.
Anfisa. Girl. Get out. Get away from that lying man-child and count yourself lucky to be 22 years old, pretty, and with grounds to stay in the USA. Go to school, take care of yourself and that cute little cat and forget about that giant boil that is Jorge. You can go to therapy until the cows come home, but if he shows up to every session baked and preemptively bored out of his mind, there will be no growth. You can do better. She's essentially with him because she's terrified of what he will reveal when they break up. No one is going to judge you for being a webcam girl when you met Jorge. He made the choice to be with you when you were doing it. He knew what you did and the allure of a beautiful, unattainable girl was what he wanted. The idiot is him. The one that's going to look terrible is him. At the end of the day, I bet he's threatening to tell her grandmother what she did and that's why she stays. I bet if she puts on 10 pounds, he dumps her.
WTF is Family Chantal doing with low budget Dolly Parton agency detective? It can be fixed as easily as this: If Chantal has concerns, she can address them with Dolly Detective ALONE like an adult, without a full entourage, or tell her parents to roll their eyes and talk as much shit as they want to when she's not around. Bing bang boom. Pedro's sister is obnoxious and a problem, but I have a feeling that it's a problem Chantal is going to have to deal with for the rest of her life. He'll never get rid of the parasites if he keeps feeding them.
So, have we learned nothing from 90-day fiancé and its many iterations, or did Annie not get the memo that vasectomy reversals are not only not guaranteed, but also super expensive? Girl, you're living in a firehouse - one that he will probably get you both kicked out of soon. Why is everything taking so long, you ask? BECAUSE DAVID DOESN'T WANT TO WORK. He is unwilling to deign any measly position with his incredible, money-making, brilliant businessman prowess. Another one that's better off back home. At least you know that the oxen will be harder for Bhat-man to pawn way over in Thailand.