Bugfrey Von

Ray J is such a petulant little bitch. He gives me the "baby boy" syndrome something awful. He really just needs to get a job and work on not sounding like he is about to throw a bitch fit every time he starts talking. He seriously sounds like he's at the point of tears whenever someone confronts him or tries to get him to at least act like a better person. It's a shame that Princess keeps acting like a fool of for this ratchet ass man. I have never had any bad feelings toward Hazel. She seems like a nice person who is insanely insecure and needs to take her make up shotgun off the "Street walker" setting. Again, no fat shame meant, but TM needs to learn how to dress for her new body. Also, that constant smug look on her puffy ass face is not cute. Does Mo know who Rich Dollaz (SNICKER) is? This is the best that she could do? Is he old enough to cash in his 401K? Is that it? Are his social Security checks rolling in? Tallulahbaby, I am going to need a check for a new keyboard after hearing about him looking like the type of guy who plays checkers in the park all day. How much do you want to bet that if you dig through his pockets you'll find stale butterscotch candies and an AARP gift certificate for 25% off oil changes. Casa de Dollaz indeed. Soulja Boy always looks so freaking dirty with those nasty ass face tattoos. Did he also say that the only reason that Nia was ride or die was because she turned a blind eye to the skanks he fucked on the road? That's wifey.

I like Tami, too. I think that when you get down to it, she's just someone who likes being in the middle of things and loves the drama, unapologetically. I saw her once in person back home in Miami, and she was popping her gum and asking why she was waiting in line for a restaurant while her daughters were shushing her, and I was just giggling away because hell, that's Tami. Shaunie needs to STAWP. She really has convinced yourself that she is some sort of lady of the manor with her furs and her sunglasses and her disdainful looks, but she freaking relishes it whenever these wenches get into it..

Bolivious? My AutoCorrect keeps insisting that this is not a real word and Malaysia....oh my God. She cannot be serious. Someone told her it was cute to mispronounce things and I guess she's taking it and running with it. She needs to grab a pole and hook herself some phonics. She may be cute, but no one is cute enough to get away with that bullshit. Speaking of bullshit, has anyone been watching WAGS on E? I don't see a forum here. If basketball wives rots my brains, that show eats my soul, but I cannot. Stop. Watching. It. Ladies, please get on it and help me because I need to snark with someone.

Orissa is unbelievably annoying. I feel like she thinks that she is the top of the pops because she married a British man and they have that restaurant or whatever. I just really hate how simpering she is and all the bullshit about just wanting to be a good person. In my experience, when you're a good person and do good things for people, you don't have to remind people about it constantly. I think that Juliet is a little pinched face troll, but at least you know what you're getting with her.

Is Megan going to claim her mother didn't have a cancer scare because she didn't get tested for the breast cancer gene? This bitch..... Jimmy wanted to roll out of that driver's seat during that conversation. There is nothing redeeming about her. Even when she is trying to deseminate good, useful information, she comes off as an insufferable know it all. Your mom got the double mastectomy surgery 10 years before Angelina? Well holy shit, alright. Shut the fuck up.

Megan was completely insufferable throughout this last episode. That smug little smirk that she gave when she called Vicky an old lady seriously made me feel violent. I really don't understand why she's on the show. Her husband wants nothing to do with her, and while my husband has an insanely low bullshit tolerance, if someone was calling me evil or not nice or an asshole he would tear them a new one. Jim was being way too cool while his wife was getting a new one. I feel like what happened with the whole "BROOKS DOESN'T HAVE CANCER-gate" was that Megan told Jim about what the psychic said, he told her to lay off, and she didn't. He probably feels like Vicky's actions are pretty well deserved. And I think that having your husband come into a girl fight is just bullshit.

Meh-gan will get hers when HER kids are being "raised" by wife #4 (5, 6?) Let's see how she feels when she sees her kids being smothered by another woman on social media. What an asshole. Also, if there is one thing I can't stand is people who feign ignorance. You don't know who Heather Lochlear is, ass? Oh that right! It's because you're so very young! Practically a zygote! And you're younger than the house you have absolutely no intention of buying???? What a pip! What is this dummy going to do when she turns 40?

Man, Shannon's kids are the worst. Stella especially. I would have been picking teeth off the walls if I ever spoke to my parents the way she did. And she's got Shannon over a barrel because she is so wracked with guilt over old wooden face's affair that she is going to let them say and do whatever they please.

Eh. At 16, Sydney should be a little clearer about her feeling toward her mother as an adult. Simon might have laid some groundwork, but Tamballs has certainly made choices that benefited her and her career/wallet more than her children. Also, karma is kind of a bitch. Perhaps Vicki could contact Sydney and have a casual lunch on camera wherein they bash Tamra and her current life choices.

Oriental Amish, I'm crying....I loved unsolved mysteries and now Robert Stack is TAINTED!!!!!

I really need Bethany to stop talking. She has answered every single person's question, or at least attempted to. She has absolutely no leg to stand on and she is a goddamn bully with her opinions. Bethany feels like she is so entitled to her opinion, that she is so honest and true, when the truth is that she could be burning up around her and she wouldn't let anyone know until the right opportunity. During her last show with her ex-husband, you can tell she didn't like him.

Holy shit, that is one tender embrace.

.....And you know that Tercel has mismatched rims and a license plate that says something like YONG JOK (YUNG JOC was taken) and, I dunno - flames? - on the side. He needs someplace to keep his Chanel, Gucci, Converse, and naked baby angels suits (you know he has more than one).

I feel like poor Dougie must have reveal some terrible, goat-fucking secret to ol' girl one or two dates in and now he is stuck with her (say it with me....) FOREVVVVVVVER.

In all honesty, I don't think that Jocelyn is a bad person. I think that she has had to hustle her entire life and she isn't going to let go of Stebbie (and what she perceives that he gives her) without a fight or let anyone mess with the money that she feel she has earned. And my God, Sina needs to tone it down. Does she realize it is no longer 1997? Does she want to live in Young Joc's Tercel for the rest of her life? Does she feel like he's going to be able to support her by siphoning Raaheeda's baby's juice for the rest of her life? GTF outta here

Angel looks like Egon from the animated Ghostbusters series. She needs to quite with that barrel curl on her head. She looks insane.

Ug, Tamra and her beady little dead eyes. If only she could accept and embrace being a shit talking, man spirited old bat, I'd probably like her heaps more. She and Megan make a great team, but wait until they turn on each other. It will be delicious.

The whole Adam/Carole/Lu thing is frwaking boring as shit. Kadooz to the poster that stated Luann was doing this for a storyline. If I were Nicole, I would (in a nice way) tell my aunt to cut it the fuck out because this HE WAS DATING MY NIECE bullshit is seriously mortifying. I also find the dynamic between Carole, Bethany, and Heather interesting. It's obvious that queen B cannot tolerate Heather (who, in all fairness, can miss me with that shit eating grin and HEY MOMMA! bullshit...,) and she has formed a fast friendship with Carole. Huh. That should be an interesting turn for C and H who were attached at the hip last season. Moaner is nuts as per usual, and she really does think she is precious when asking about "pop culture" references and idioms. ("What does she mean, 'beating a dead horse'? I would never harm an animal! Oh, is that a thing that kids are saying now? Ha ha! Ok! I won't hurt the wounded donkey then! Is that how they say it!?) Sonja needs to lay off the sauce and actually LISTEN TO HERSELF on television. She sounds like a sad old bag living in the past.

CW is an idiot of epic proportions, but I think that his wife probably fed off of his controlling nature and called it "protective" or "nurturing" when they first got together. He took her acceptance as a chance to up the ante and doubled down on his bullshit when they got married. The truth of the matter is, you don't really know someone until you live with them and his wife probably hoped that he would change or lighten up when they got married. As for Leah, her face looks like she is perpetually smelling shit and the truth is she would have been the perfect match for CW: they could have "recharge" nights 6-7 times a week (IMAGINE THE RECHARGE!!!!) and he could go get fucked up Flanders-style (drinking seltzer water and eating ethnic food like French Fries) and she could sit in a darken room scowling at a hideous arts and craft atrocity she created to keep her potpourri and vibrator.

My vitriol for this woman has forced me out of lurking. I have been a fan of the show (and everyone's comments!) since the good old TWOP days. Here is my theory on Megan: when she was trying to hook old Reagan mask Jimmy, she probably thought that the best way to prove her wife status was to pretend that she would love his kids as much, if not more, as their "real" mothers, women that Jimmy presumably dislike intensely. I think that at first Jimmy found it endearing and sweet, but now that it's become an integral part of her personality (i.e.- What about "our" kids? What are we going to do about your daughter?) it is beginning to grate. I think it is obvious that Jimmy does not like her. He is lukewarm at best and downright hostile during most of their interactions. Honestly, it seems like he is always desperate for her to stop talking. I am three years older than Megan, and I have been a stepmother for over 10 years. I love my stepdaughter, and I think the world of her, but I do not presume to call her mind. That is disrespectful to her mother (a woman that I don't particularly like, by the way) and their connection. In a nutshell, I feel like Megan's main problem is that she has no idea how to read a room. She is rigid, and unadaptable and downright obnoxious. Someone told her she was cute ones, and she has been hanging her hat on that ever since.