MarkySnark

I hadn't noticed this that much before, but not only is TFDW a flaming closet case, he is also a colossal douchebag. No wonder the producers wanted him on the show. He actually makes JoshBob likeable in comparison.

I thought they might reveal that TFDW is a woman at heart and will undergo sex-change surgery so that he/she and JoshieBob can ride off into the sunset together.

While Amy seems to be genuinely attracted to Danny and wants to get him in the sack, the sad thing is that I believe she has the wrong equipment for him to be interested in. I hope they move into a house with large closets, because that's where Danny seems to be spending his life right now.

Because if Brady went to a doctor, that doctor would have given him a pain-killer and he would have had no excuse to not give Rosemary some lovin' on her night.

I hear, "Some folks call it a sling blade. I call it a kaiser blade."

These rules confuse me. If Bin and Jessa had never met and there was a prayer circle, then holding hands would be OK. But, since they are in a "courtship," then they can't hold hands in prayer? I thought MEchelle's hair was going to straighten when Bin and Jessa held hands to pray at dinner.

Loved Bin's dad asking him if he was going to be eloquent during the proposal. First, Bin doesn't have a fucking clue what that word means. Second, you're his dad. When the hell have you EVER known Bin to be eloquent?

While I disliked JimBoob's question about who the chaperone was when they were going to call DerreckDillard's mother, what I absolutely hated came a few seconds later. In a quick TH, Boob said that the kids "set their own rules" during courtship and engagement. Now, if they set their own rules, why in the fuck would they need a chaperone? If they break their own rules, they will know and they have only themselves to answer to. The chaperones are there to run to Boob and squeal if the couple breaks the rules HE set for them. I have no problem with their beliefs. To each his own. My problem is the lying about it.

So they kill Twisty AND Patti LaBelle? WTF?!? And before Patti can sing Lady Marmalade? Ryan Murphy can suck it.

Oh my God!!! They killed Twisty!! YOU BASTARDS!!!

Are the powers that be for this show clever enough to let Angela Basset sing "Proud Mary"? Because that would be all kinds of awesome.

Watching a rerun the other day when the Howlers and Lost Girls and Boob pitched a tent in the yard and slept. Some of the Howlers came inside to sleep because that one tent with about 10 people in it was too hot. Switch to the scene when MEChelle comes out in the morning with coffee, and there is Boob with two fans blowing on him, but none toward the kids. Ass.

Was that Kathy Bates or Neil Young?

Don't know if this is the Duggars' or TLC's doing, but in their newest promo, the text says to join America's biggest family in their new adventure or something to that effect. The point is, calling them America's biggest family. Isn't the Bates family just as big? Or are they including JoshBob's M-ca$h cow$ so as to top Gil and Kelly? Either way, it gets on my nerves. That is all.

Upcoming season, Jill's wedding. Next season, Jessa's wedding. Season after that, John Sling David Blade's wedding. And so on, and so on, and so on. Gotta keep the TLC gravy train on the tracks to the TTH.

One, June doesn't want Anna to leave because she knows Anna is dumb as a stump. Two, June knows that if Kaitlyn leaves, then the cuteness factor in the family falls back on Alana and that ship is damn close to sailing. June wants those cameras and the $$ that comes with them around as long as possible.

When you take the time and trouble to make yourself a "public figure" and are trying to promote a business, then using proper grammar, spelling and punctuation is a must. You don't have to be a genius, but nothing says "unprofessional" like misspelled words or improper grammar usage.

I saw that Christine tweeted that Mykelti should be married before she adopts because kids need a father figure. I wish Mykelti would have answered back, "Don't worry. I'll find a duuuude to stop by once a week or so."

Come on now! KoDoucheNozzle takes the family on useless road trips, throws parties in the backyard and rassles with his man-crush in the garage (just a real big closet, really). Can't let a job get in the way of that, now, can we?

Because that's where he has spent most of his adult life... In the closet.

Good thing they aren't beady like a toaster, because as Christine will tell you, toasters are more dangerous than sharks.

No. Adoption costs money. I am sure we would have been subjected to the "Can we afford adoption?" story line for a season or so if KoDouche were going to legally adopt. Don't forget, he doesn't like the legal route when it comes to most of his wimmin' folk.

So glad that this has turned out to be more about the kids than another "Gee, isn't Kody great?" show.

The only sentence I can come up with to refute this is... The Brown family is in deep denial of their own bullshit.

Rhondinella, you are clearly NOT a Brown, as you have told us that you both work and have a boss. Unlike these morons, whose only boss seems to be the almighty dollar and their religion is the constant search for the next way to con people out of it.