MarkySnark

I like that Robyn has been living with KoDouche for years and had a child out of legal wedlock with him, and yet, doesn't want her kids to hear that the "anthropologists" are living with someone without being legally married. Ummmmmmm… Don't her kids see her doing that every day? Well, not now, of course, since is Queen Bee, but that doesn't mean they didn't see it for those previous years. Like she said in a previous episode, Robyn doesn't give a shit.

Anyone else have at least a brief feeling that Lady Mary was going to pull a Christopher Reeve and fall off her horse?

Deflection detection!!! Commercial for next week shows that Meri went to a lawyer. The KoDouche Brown family and TLC are circling the wagons to take the heat off Robyn. Holy shit! Did I just hear KoDouche tell someone else to "man up and take some responsibility"? I would usually have a good zinger here, but that one just leaves me speechless.

The funniest thing about this episode for me was Carson seeking financial advice from Robert while looking for an investment opportunity for Mrs. Patmore. Of any person in that entire house, Carson should know that Robert is the LAST one to ask for advice about money. Surprised Robert didn't tell Carson about his love for Charles Ponzi.

I agree with you, Granny58. They were saying, "We HAVE to be in this family with her because we share DNA. No way in the celestial kingdom would we CHOOSE to be in a different family with her."

Whitney saying that pants splitting is a problem skinny girls don't have. Sorry, honey. It can happen to anyone if the pants they are wearing are too small. Maybe you want to believe you can still fit into a 2X, but if your ass is 4X, those 2X pants are going to split. I understand that not everywhere sells big person's sizes, but that doesn't mean you have to buy something too small. There are fitting rooms, and there are plenty of plus-size websites from which to order. Be honest with yourself, wear the size you need to wear, and your pants won't split.

A few items... KoDouche doing actual physical labor while moving the girls into their apartment. Of course, since they are Christine's kids, he couldn't get out of there fast enough in contrast to lingering unwanted at Maddie's apartment. That fucking headband. Looked like the camera crew caught KoDouche getting ready to do his Jane Fonda workout. Apparently this family believes that if you say something often enough, that makes it true. Notice how many times they said they are all working. Even if they do work on MSWC, it's an online business, so they aren't answering phone calls and taking orders. Nor are they making the joory themselves. What "work" is there, especially for five people? Enough with the "We were forced out of Utah" bullshit. Sorry for the rant. I must have male PMS.

One scene summed it up… In Whitney's TH after the dance with Todd for her parents, she was complaining about her parents only talking about Todd and screamed, "WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!" She craves attention, especially from her dad. And when she can't get it from him, she will get it anywhere she can, whether it's YouTube, TV or chubby chasers on the interwebs.

So they go to the Lehi house and no mention of poor Drake? I guess when you soil Meri's carpet, you become He Who Shall Not Be Named.

How perfect is it that a show called My Husband's Not Gay is on right after Sister Wives? Talk about crossover potential.

KoDouche in the preview saying, "This is about her pride. And now I am pissed!" I think what he's pissed about is that Christine still has any pride. He thought he had browbeat it all out of her.

The epitome of Sister Wives... KoDouche standing in a room with arms wide, screaming to a bunch of uninterested people, "Look at me! Look at me!"

"P.S. It looked to me like one of Danielles daughter's was helping Mohamed use the internet? " She was probably helping him get a plane or train ticket to get the fuck out of there, provided he take her with him.

So, does Brady owe Paulie another night since he had the nerve to have a panic attack on her night? Also, surprised we didn't see Robyn cry and say that Brady never had a panic attack on her night. Finally, since this episode was mostly about Nonie and the fact that she is pregnant and that means she and Brady HAVE SEX, she was maniacally happy throughout. As opposed to being so sick she couldn't take her head off the desk in an episode that wasn't all about her.

I think the only reason Justin and Evelin invited Drunk Sister-In-Law was so they could use her everyday wine glasses.

When Jeremy finished his little speech about how Keith didn't know how to play the game, I wish Keith would have turned around and asked him, "How far did you get again, Mr. I Know Everything About Survivor? I was in fourth place. About the only time I saw you was when you sitting in that jury box while I was still playing." And then spit on his shoes.

The most intriguing question... How many bugs flew into Alec's mouth during FTC?

Thank goodness the anniversary trip to Vegas didn't include a stop to see their "good friends, the Browns." I am surprised KoDouche let the Williams into his city without demanding a tribute of camera time. And, what's the over/under on number of episodes before Robyn whines to Brady that she didn't get a trip on her anniversary?

When there was a brief TH of Danny's parents and grandma after the wedding, his dad said, almost under his breath as if he couldn't believe he was actually saying it, "She's a nice girl." I half-expected him to follow that up with, "For a black." Who knows? Maybe he did and TLC cut it out.

Brady's idea of helping his brother by doing the business and web=handing the business to his pregnant wife and calling a webmaster. Wow! He is so busy! They left out the call to the bankruptcy lawyer.

At least Chelshea acknowledged that Yamir gave up a lot to come to America. But her little speech should have been followed with, "But no way am I doing the same for you." She tells him that his dream is her dream. Must be as long as it doesn't take her out of her rent-free basement, it's her dream. Spoiled, selfish twat.

I thought he was auditioning for Phil Hartman's old SNL role as Caveman Lawyer

1. We are thankful for the Bible that reveals why God made each one of us and His loving plan and purpose for our lives. So, what version of the Bible do they own that reveals why God made each one of us and His loving plan and purpose for our lives? If that version exists, then they really should share it, since so many people want to know why we are here and/or the meaning of life.

Done with this season. This episode did it. First, Lobster Boy singing Nirvana? No. Just stop. Then Vic Mackey kills Ma Petite? I'm out. Unless I hear that Kathy Bates shaves her beard and goes all Annie Wilkes on Dell, I won't be coming back.

Watching the re-run of the episode leading up to Cousin Famy's announcement. The way they treat her is reprehensible. She has a fear of clowns, so they throw her a birthday party with a big fucking clown on fucking stilts!! And Boob and the Howlers just giggle because she's scared. Fuck you, JimBoob, you sanctimonious prick. Going sky diving. Amy is afraid. Make her go first. Teaching Jinger and Amy to drive stick. Make Amy go first so she looks bad. It's like JimBoob wants to humiliate her because she was born out of wedlock. It's not her fault, Boob! Try shaming your hussy of a sister who had the kid, not the kid herself. Ass.