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So Jazz goes to Harvard and is starting to adapt to her college life, making friends, participating in sports and all around vastly improving her self esteem and anxiety issues. Then....she goes home for the summer and Jeanette proceeds to destroy everything Jazz has worked so hard for. At least Jazz recognizes Jeanette's obsession and realizes her mother is nuts. Her brother is still hanging around being useless. Greg is a saint. When Jeanette started crying in their confessional it was just too much. Woman, go get a life!

I'm getting tired of Nicholas complaining about everything. I used to think he was a nice guy that kept Amrit grounded. Now I just think he's a pain in the ass. Also, don't they have a wedding planner to help? I don't understand the layout of their house. Is it a condo or house? What ever it is it looks claustrophobic.

Mia was on WWHL last night. She is so creepy. She had this fake smile plastered on her face the entire show. Her creepy husband was behind the bar. They are trying to act like these super sexual beings. Stop already! It's truly skeevy.

I think they showed that in the previews for next week. The seller is pissed.

Anybody think Karen's accusations about Juan are true? I don't think so. Especially that bit about threesomes. I mean, when will these ladies learn that there is footage for every lie they tell ? Clearly there was a playback of Robin and Juan saying they were not in to threesomes. And if Juan is cheating I doubt he would be interested in a woman pushing 60 or her ugly lookalike. He's a good looking guy and young enough to cheat with a beauty , not the likes of Grande Dame of the gereatric crowd ( No offense people, I 'm older than Karen). I'm also sick of these women with their comments: Ohhhhh, he hugged me too tight! Ohhhh, he looked at me too long! Ohhh he flirted with me inappropriately! Ohhhhh he whispered he wanted me! Meanwhile they have no proof of ANY of it! Unless there is tape of grabbing asses and saying they want to suck a dick like Ashley's husband then STFU!

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Except Vicki, as nutty as she is, has always worked hard at her insurance business, made solid investments and actually has money. None of which is true about Karen.

I think that purse holding husband of hers needs to step in and address her weight loss. Unless he's afraid to rock her boat. I get the feeling she is totally in charge of that relationship. He must be counting his blessings he met her. Before that he was a loser living in a depressing rent controlled apt in WEHO with not much of a future at the age of 40.

Unfortunately for her time is not on her side. She can't afford to wait. The likelyhood of conceiving at 40 is much lower and they may need to resort to other means of conception like IVF which is insanely expensive and usually takes more than one try. Anybody see Bilal dishing out that kind of money to have a baby? I think not. I still think he may have had a vasectomy and is not telling the truth.

So Loren complains to the parents that Alex takes some time to go fishing and leaves her with the kids alone. WTF? Is the guy never allowed to leave the house without them? She should take a few hours to go to lunch or shopping with her girlfriends once in a while and have Alex watch the kids. It's no big deal, is it? It's not like the guy is taking weekends to go to Vegas or strip clubs or something. Her mistake is complaining about it to her parents. These are things parents never forget even if you do. Also, if you don't think your husband is taking enough of a role in being a father to the kids why do you continue to HAVE KIDS?

Yes! I miss the Brits and even Fredrik to some extent. Josh and Josh co-listing and Tracy and Heather is such BS. These people are all successful in their own right and don't need to co-list with anybody. They have enough connections they don't need to share commissions. Heather seems to be trying too hard to fit in with the successful crowd. Way over board. She's now a partner with the Altman bros and head bitch in charge of the team but if not for Josh she would just be another one of a million agents in LA. Does anybody care about seeing Tracy's kid venturing in to real estate? Is she trying to get her own Netflix show like Kyle Richards husband and their kids? Please.

Jenny is ridiculous. She is totally dependent on lying scammer Sumit. She's pretending they are so deeply in love and Sumit says he depends on Jenny for love and support. OMG. No, what he depends on is her social security check. She can't even polish her own toe's. Sumit does that for her, too. She can't leave the house to buy a few groceries. She doesn't cook or clean. She doesn't want Sumit to have a job because it takes away from his babysitting duties. She's deplorable. Then they come on this tell all and act like their relationship is so perfect. She's no better than big Ed or Bilal. Sumit admits he never wanted a kid so why are we watching this lying jerk? Edited to add: Why haven't they started the Visa paperwork yet? What is the excuse for that?

I think that could have been a private conversation between Loren and her dad. It was rude and incredibly disrespectful to bring that up in front of Alex. I mean, how was the guy supposed to react to that? I'm glad he got up and walked out. Also, dad, you don't yell at your daughter to shut up in front of her in laws. Embarrassing and cruel. The man has no tact. Her mom is wacko. She has an uncontrollable tick that causes her head to bob back and forth and her eyes to blink and it drives me nuts. Maybe that's where Loren inherited her Tourette's from?

Usually housewives are never allowed to finish a sentence without the others yelling and screaming so the fact that Ashley sat and was gracious enough to let Candiace finish her thoughts are commendable. She didn't jump up, arms flailing, screaming and trying to deflect back on to Candiace about what is wrong with Chris. I give her props for that. It could have escalated a la Charisse and Karen or Mia and Wendy.

I was under the impression his grandmother left all of her money to her son (Josh's dad) and Josh won't get any of that inheritance until his dad passes away. Josh said that several times on the show. Also, if there was a pre-nup why would it take 11 hrs of negotiation?

I'm curious what would they be jealous of? What does Karen have that they don't? A rental house that she pretends to own? A committed, devoted marriage? I think they want to knock her down because they are sick of her BS, her pretense and her constant posing to be something she's not. Exactly. She's a narcissistic snake.

I do! That is some juicy shit right there! Karen is as shady poser and a loser. Always has been pretending to be some big Grande Dame. Now that Charisse is back all of Karen's dirt is coming out and she's freaked out about it and I love it. Was it ever explained why she was in rehab? Alcohol? I guess her cheating is common knowledge around that group. Not a Candiace fan but she sure has gotten some great PR training in the off season. She knows this is her last season (I'm assuming) because she has a lot of good things going in her life now so instead of going out with the reputation of being an insane nutjob she's gonna play it cool with class and style. Good for her! What scandal? How did I miss this?

Another missed opportunity for useless Shaun to dig in to Usman and ask that question. Why can't Liz see that she is wasting her time with this fat, short, no neck troll and why isn't she forgetting about having any relationship except with her daughter? She has a good job now and is living in a nicer place than Ed so her primary concern should be to prove to her daughter's father that she can take care of her daughter. Priorities, woman! She's pretty but damn is she damaged and has no self worth or confidence what so ever! Girl needs some long therapy sessions. What's the shocking update with these two? Now he wants a baby and she doesn't ? Yea, right. Shaeeda always looks so miserable. These two need to stop with their manufactured story line.

Or the fact that she doesn't want to shovel chicken shit. I would really like to know what his "type" is because Danna is gorgeous and I don't think she over does it with the makeup. His sister looks just like Danna. Mael is a sweetheart. He's too sophisticated for country boy from North Dakota. You're in Paris FFS. Enjoy it and all the things Mael can show you about that awesome city. There is no guessing why Gurleen is the only single one left of all her friends. She's impossible. I don't see where Shreyas did anything wrong. He tried to make her comfortable but it was never good enough for her. Chandra to Naeem: Stop being funny!. Stop making jokes! it irratates me! Be a miserable asshole like me and sit and watch while I grind on my Ex all night long.

How do we know that? "7 figures" can be anywhere from 1 up to 9 million. I don't think he got that much, however, it could very well have been more than 1 million.

So obvious Heather and Josh had no intention of buying another house. Just filler for a lackluster episode. No fighting between agents, no screwing each other over, no dirty deals to steal clients. Very boring season. Didn't Flagg have a pre-nup? I guess not since he said he was in negotiations with Bobby and his lawyers for 11 hours and Bobby made out with seven figures.

My thoughts are that coach didn't know until the shit all hit the fan. Jen finally admitted the truth to him and asked him to help her with a strategy to stay out of jail. Then his defense mode was to try to help his wife get out of the mess that she created. He's a lawyer so he was "coaching" her on what to say/not say. No, I don't think he knew all along. He probably thought his wife was a great business woman that was raking in the $$$ and enjoyed all of it without question. Until the bottom dropped out.

If he hasn't already. Men seldom break up without having someone in the wings.

Heather looked so much better when she was Madison's assistant. Before the nose job, the new teeth, the extra bags of hair and the weight loss. Divorce could have been avoided if they didn't jump in to marriage. They would have realized they weren't right for each other. Date, live together for a couple years, then see if you're still compatible. I don't get the rush. I'm expecting Josh to propose to this new one too soon, too.

Why did Meredith have to bring Seth? I can't even remember if it was this episode or last but when Coach Shah handed that check for his birthday party to Angie and said paraphrasing here " I had no idea about this" meaning he didn't know Jen fucked her friend over, was very telling. He threw Jen under the bus for us all to see. Didn't think a thing about letting everybody know his wife is a lying, conniving piece of shit because that is basically what he said with that statement. I honestly think he's going to leave her after she's settled in prison and his kids get used to the idea of mommy not being around. He's a good looking man with a decent career. He doesn't need to put up with her bullshit anymore. Go coach!