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Well, that was a short season. Struggling for content. Jazz has anxiety and goes on dates. Jazz considers leaving Harvard. Jazz has a nut for a mother. Stick a fork in this show, it's done.

Add Natalie Wood to that tragic list.

Who ever is in charge of wardrobe approval should have told her that dress isn't going to work. Find something else.

Why do people say Gizelle doesn't share her life? We see her with her children. We have watched her home reno. We witnessed several of her failed relationships. We had her dad on the show several times. What more do we need to see? It just so happens her life is not that interesting. Is Robyns, Karens or Wendy's? Not any more than Gizzy's.

I hope he applies this to Orange County, Bev Hills and NJ. They need to be held to some serious accountability. I'm tired of Candiace's slick mouth and her ugly words. I know she's pissed about the way her husband was treated but grow up and use your words like an adult.

Jen. Damn moron. You give up your life and travel to India while not knowing if or when Rishi is going to get real with his family about your engagement. Then you with hold sex until he tells his parents that you are much more than a "friend". Fantastic start to a healthy relationship. Kris is so creepy. I'm only speculating here but I think she's a full blown addict. Nicole is so pale, so thin and her face is frozen. Where is she going to get all that botox in Egypt?

Please no more Indian weddings next season. I'm exhausted.

Stassi has been posting pics on IG of her trip to NY with Beau. In every picture she's hiding her stomach and looks like she's put on a healthy bit of much needed weight. The speculation is that she pregnant with baby #2.

Also a bit of a shit stirrer. Jumping in the pool and telling Altman that Heather was upset with him. He doesn't even know these people. I still don't care for him but give him props for realizing what Flagg did was wrong. That look on his face at dinner was like 'Holy shit, who am I getting myself involved with here and is this how he acts with his friends? Now the Flagg and Bobby issues are making more sense. I remember a few seasons ago at another realtor party Flagg was getting in to an argument with another realtor and Bobby told him to basically stop acting a fool and calm down which led to a big fight. I think Flagg wanted this young guy Andrew thinking he could mold him in to being his little trainable puppy dog. I don't think it's working out that way.

That developer looked disgusted when the trio were screwing around locking Flagg in the port-o-potty and cracking their lame jokes. Good lordt, I would have had second thoughts about this crew if I were him. Then Flagg shitting in Tracy's toilet. C'mon people. That was just not funny at all. Another cringey scene: Andrew tucking in Flagg for his nap, then laying on top of him to wake him up. My god. WTF kind of relationship is going on with these two? Andrew clearly likes to be the care taker in this duo. Bobby got out just in time! They really need to stop with the forced comedy routines and get back to selling real estate in overpriced Beverly Hills.

Yes!!

I thought that, too. Then Jeff Lewis had Josh on as a guest just a few days ago and Josh said they were still together. Together 9 mos now and they never fight. He could be lying, though. Wouldn't be the first time. I remember when he said he and Bobby had a very amicable split and they just grew apart. Suuuurrree, Flagg. That said, during that uncomfortable dinner Andrew's face said it all. Like a horrified light bulb went off and he was seeing Flagg in a whole different light. He's going to get tired of Flagg's shit soon enough. It does seem like Andrew has to babysit Flagg. This 23 yr old is going to get tired of course correcting a 37 yr old spoiled brat soon enough. Was Heather really pissed at Altman? I couldn't tell if that was real or staged for the show.

Yohan would have been a great fit with that nutjob from Michigan. The one with the beauty/botox business. I can't remember her name but she had $$$$. Ya'll remember who I'm talking about?

Ohhhhh Raquel let James have his visitation with Graham. He loves that pup and that pup loves him. What's her problem with that?

I've lived in several states and managed a few apt. complexes myself and month to month was always offered once the initial lease expired.

Lala is so disgusting. She actually told Raquel about sleeping with James in the beginning of both their relationships then has the nerve to tell Raquel she better not take up with Schwartz! What a fekkin' hypocrite! Besides, what was the point in telling Raquel that now? Shit stirring ho. Katie seems so out of place with the rest of them and her bestie of all time Stassi not being by her side. She's kind of all on her own now and a bit older than the rest of the girls. Schwartz casually mentioning this girl that's living with him was all kinds of weird editing. Finally, Lisa could use a new look. The pink shirts and accessories and long, dried out extensions are getting very outdated looking.

Have these stupid people ever heard of month to month leases? It's pretty common after the initial lease expires to have the option of going MTM at a higher rental rate for a while. It's not rocket science, Chris. Don't make it an issue. I think Nicole is such a sweetie she's going along with everything he wants when she clearly isn't on board with his ideas. I hope she doesn't get burned because of her giving nature. Did they ever show Clint's living situation? I was fast forwarding a lot so maybe I missed it. I'm dying to see his idea of comfortable living.

When ever my parents wanted to shit talk the family or talk about adult things like finances, etc they would start speaking Italian. Or they would wait until we were not around. Sometimes I would ask them what are you talking about and they would say "It's not your business"! I wish I learned to speak Italian.

Opinions vary of course but Louie only brought up Joe and Tre talking after the conversation got heated and accusatory. Before that and Louie realizing he was being filmed so he better watch what he says there was yelling and blaming between both of them. Louie is a manipulator and I doubt he ever said a kind word to Tre about mending fences with her brother. He couldn't wait to join in with Tre and her kids bashing Joe.

I feel the same about Paulie. I already don't like the guy or the way he talked to Frank. He also has swollen slits for eyes which I can't get past, lol. What was his reason for not showing up at the guys night? Why all the photo shoots of the men? Frank in the Easter bunny photo shoot was so cringey. Louie came in hot at the guys get together then when he realized how bad he would look on camera he eased up and asked Joe to call Tre and have a talk. He pretty much said Tre was the reason for the breakdown, not him. Wow, Loooouuuieee! He is so calculated and aware of the camera. The man is trash playing both sides. Superficial note- I don't like Gabriella's black hair. She's a beautiful girl but needs to go back to her natural lighter brown.

She is on a mission. She will have a few babies with him first. Then dump him. The fact that she is drinking again isn't going to go well for Carl. She is a nasty drunk and I don't think she can have one or two drinks and be done. Time will tell.

Very sad to hear about Florian's sister dying of cancer at the age of 36. That said, now let's dig in to Florian. For many seasons he and Stacy have been saying he was a model in Albania. Bullshit! That guy never modeled a day in his life. He can't even stand up straight or look at the camera. He completely void of any personality. I loved the mean girl modeling agency, they were spot on with the analysis of Flor (as Michael calls him). Botox does not swell the face, it just evens out the wrinkles. It's the filler that makes the face look swollen and these two are full of it. Lip injections are considered filler, also. Botox is needed every 3 to 6 mos depending on how your body absorbs it. Filler could last up to a year. These bishe's need to stop for a while once the procedures start to dissipate. Will they ever do that? Noooooo!

Why didn't Nicole's man ask her outright on face time before she decided to move back if she is willing to abide by his customs and cover up because nothing has changed with his religious beliefs? That would have solved a lot of their problems, no?

I wonder the same thing! The pillow talkers seemed extra this episode. Kenny thinking he's so funny with his little side sexual comments but he is becoming annoying. Even Armando wasn't amused. Kimbally stop talking about Usman. It's over. Nobody cares. She's still in delusion land with her constant giggles and jokes about Usman and I did this, we did that. She is still beyond hooked on this scammer. Robert is becoming a bit condescending to Annie. Maybe time for some new PT'ers?

I really don't need to see Jeymi half naked and old Kris salivating over her. Just NO! Nicole is a moron! She has been through this cultural expectation thing not once, not twice but three times she went to Egypt as a married woman. Did she expect a different outcome this time? Daniele, shut up. You're not paying for anything because you have no money.