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Wow, Cyrus went from lame eavesdropping lurker to drug pushing killer in two seconds ~just in time for sweeps! Bummed that they are making Julian an even bigger loser for what I presume will be his exit. I would have rather seen him leave town with Kim than suffer through his last few storylines.

The article says that is for next Monday's game!

Bears/Vikings was damn near unwatchable. Poor Foles, hope he is okay. Never heard as much screaming in the neighborhood as I did at the end of the Cards game. They're gonna give me a heart attack for sure. Hope Russell Wilson stays discombobulated for Thursday's game!

This season is so blah for me. Only a couple really stand out dances. I love Johnny, but Brit's choreo is dance class 101. Nelly can't dance. He tries but he just can't. Justina has a personality but the other ladies seem like perma smile performers. Tyra lived down to my expectations. The singers are so god awful, I have to turn the volume down. I'm sure there is more I could bitch about, but I'll stop there! : D

Brookie pregnant. Just what we need, another baybay. I hope Nina finds out Jax and Carly lied to her, cuz then Jax might be freed of her. But Jesus God these people never learn their lesson about lying.

I enjoyed the first episode. I think the woman who made the cardinal would have won if her snow boarder hadn't collapsed. They made a point to show the woman who did win snark about how she knew that would happen, cuz she used brown sugar. That made her come off as kind of catty, and since she was going to win, I was like, why did they show me that! Maybe Eddie is scripted this season because of the way they have to shoot his interactions or something. I'll still take him any day over Carla Hooty Hoo Dude Hall.

I looked up the Fit Fighter online. It was $65 plus shipping for the 15 pounder. It's basically an old firehose filled with steel shot. I thought it would be nice to have a softer grip weight, but at that price I will just have to suck it up with my dumbbells. The hat lady has some real design talent. The brain zapper. I like how they stressed that you have to be doing some highly focused activity like studying or reading for it to give results. Um, maybe the really focused activity itself is what is providing the benefit!

I was like, wow, for once the boyfriend didn't kill her. ...But his obtuseness contributed to getting her killed. I've dated many guys who have had exes still in their lives as friends. You meet these women and it is quickly apparent which ones are actually cool with just being friends, and which ones still have lingering feelings or an unhealthy attachment to the guy. Often the guy allows it, cuz they don't like confrontation, or are oblivious to the fact that the woman still wants him. If she is showing up at your dance class or your jogging path, time to run for the hills, dude. I wonder if he even told Kendra about that, cuz I would take my leave of that situation ASAP.

Episode 2 pissed me off!

The Colts were on fire last night. Glad to see Phillip Rivers doing well there.

It's like two 12 year olds playing spin the bottle.

Haven't we seen her blonde before? Yes, she goes back and forth, I just think she looks so lovely with her natural hair color. The blonde makes her look a bit harsh to me.

Watched the first epi. Ah, I wanted both boys to go through. I thought the one deserved another go. His main was pretty and his dessert was good. I finally learned exactly what that layer of a beef wellington was. Is this a shortened season? Usually they have 6 up and 4 go through. Now it's 4 up and 2 go through. I hope not! My biggest disappointment is blonde Monica. I prefer brunette Monica. : D

I felt the editing was not ideal in this episode. They spend a lot of time on the first flight teams trying to drive a stick, then the whole second group was not seen until they showed up at the first roadblock. Then they got through the first and second road block quite quickly with 20 minutes left in the show and many of the teams already checked in. I thought for sure there was going to be a showdown between the two sister teams at the arcade, but then it turned out no, the one team was way behind and out. The whipped cream and pie throwing should have been more fun, but it was pretty easy and just kind of blah. It should have harder ...or the pie throwers should have been able to aim at their arms to knock those pies down. Phil should have made the blondes suffer more at the pit stop! He let them know right away something was up. That's no fun!

I'm getting annoyed with Paul announcing to contestants that he doesn't like this or that. The other week it was pickles and this week it was passion fruit. Paul, you are there to judge the quality of the bakes and their decoration, not to have the contestants make stuff you personally like! I'm glad Hermine didn't change her recipe like the others did, cuz she ended up winning the signature. Matt brings out a kind of pervy side to Noel that is not appealing. I don't want to hear about Paul or Peter being naked during a baking show.

I had been rooting for Filo, but Georgia clearly won the night. Her curry platter looked amazing. I most wanted to sample that, and then eat her and Filo's dessert. I was hoping some of the eliminated kids would be back to cheer them on, but it was interesting to meet the moms. (Carter's mom was a bit intense!) Great season, despite the obstacles. As to what's next, Masterchef The Professionals (UK)! Hope to see y'all there! If anyone needs help finding the episodes, just shoot me a private message.

I agree with y'all about putting Chase and Willow back together. I hope they are not going to try to sell that Willow is torn between Chase and Michael, because that is about as believable as being torn between Prince Charming and soggy breakfast cereal.

Johnny did great tonight. They threw in some fun moves I haven't seen before. Glad they kept him over AJ, but no doubt he'll be going next week. It doesn't appear anyone is voting for him. Meanwhile Skai and Nelly are still there.

I'm from AZ, but I could never date the Cardinals. It's like no matter how great they seem, you know it is only going to end in heartache.

It's back! And it doesn't look like they fucked it up too bad. Still two challenges. Jesse! But I do miss Larraine. You guys warned me about Carla and her "dude" problem, but it is worse than I thought. How on earth is that family style table a better choice for judging during a time when they are supposed to be distancing?!

No episode on the west coast. 😞Looks like The First 48 started a new season Thursday night, though, for those who need their true crime!

Maybe Noel was jealous cuz Lottie does eye-liner better than he. : D Actually I thought Noel was trying to sway the judges toward Laura, as he pointed out how she has already come very close to being eliminated several times. I think GBBO needs to accept global warming and spring for some quiet air conditioners!

Am I crazy of did Alex and Peter have chemistry. I hope they go full on evil together before they are killed off. I don't like all of what is happening ...but at least shit is happening!

I don't mind Will & James. They are obviously huge fans of the show, and it's not like they are the biggest villains this game has ever seen. In previous seasons, we have seen teams purposefully mislead another team on a task, or as to where a clue box was, or ask the airline counter people or locals not to help teams the way they were helped. Hung and Chee continue to impress with good decision making and cool heads. Plus, the race will help them work on their communication issues! : D

Did anyone get an episode last night? AZ got election results.