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Wow, I think I can finally take the show off my DVR for good if we are gonna be subjected to viewing all these videos and her talking about her "fabulous" dates with all the gold-digging fame whore trash this stunt drags in. Of course, I will still check in here for the mockery.

Why do Presidents hate GH so much! Every Goddamn one has to interrupt my soap!!!!! Willow is basically destroyed now, the way they are writing her as mooning over Michael and being unable to have anything remotely resembling an honest adult conversation with him. They both act like pre-teens twisting their toes in the sand trying to ask each other to the school sock hop. They can stay together at this point, cuz I don't want Chase anywhere near that vomitous bullshit. PS. You wouldn't think it possible, but Carly sucks a little bit more every day.

I had no doubt that KC would win, but I thought the Bills would put up more of a fight. Josh, and the whole team really, seemed a bit overwhelmed. I was rooting for the Packers, but I failed to understand a lot of their choices yesterday. As for Brady, I hated him with the fire of 1000 suns when he was with the Pats. But with the Bucs, I surprisingly have come around to being able to appreciate his knowledge, skill and leadership. At least he gave the defense the credit for the win in the on field interview, and he declined to be the star of the trophy presentation and stepped into the background. See, I'm saying nice things about him?! He might be using Jedi Mind Trick on me. At this point, I am just rooting for a competitive SB.

Why on earth would Dawn want to be on camera? She had to know how bad she would come off. Maybe she couldn't resist being on TV. What a piece of work. She was pregnant and wanted to keep her family in tact because her child "deserved a mother and a father." Um, so you want to have a murderer around your baby? Having a killer for a father is better than no father? It's beyond comprehension. At least she flat out admitted she chose herself and her happiness over doing the right thing by Tracey or by Carl. She didn't seem that repentent though. This case is kinda scary because I was all ready to convict Carl! And it seems everyone else was, too!

I believe the idea was to kill Ron, then extort money from the family as if he was kidnapped. Of course, they were never going to actually kidnap him and then let him go if the ransom was paid, because Ron could identify both of them. I think both of them should serve out their life sentences, but Duncan is an even a greater danger to the public than Nathan, cuz Duncan is much better with the charm and manipulation. A true sociopath.

Sadly, I am just skipping to new rules at this point (in case it is funny) .

When Joss called Ava "hateful" for taking Avery from her "home," Carly just beamed with pride. Yes Carly, you have succeeded in creating a MiniMe. Congrats. Enjoyed Liz calling Jason a crap father. I actually like Friz, too. They have good chemistry and the actors seem to enjoy the coupling. I think RH works really well with the actors who play Liz's kids. Please God let this necklace shit be over soon. Hopefully Carly will get caught stealing it. This is ruining Jax for me.

The Grudge: That whole male discrimination thing seemed sketchy as hell. The judge seems to be carrying on well. I would need a lot of therapy to get over the fact that the gunman was there for me. I wonder why the husband did not appear. I thought it was rather offensive when Andrea Canning asked her something to the effect of... "as your son lay there dying, did you say any final words to him?"

The drawing room stageplay was entertaining. Finn must have driven REALLY fast over there since they left the house when Liv started her sentence and basically arrived before she finished it. : ) I think Maxie and Dante do have some chemistry (more than Dante and ER's Lulu ever had). They simply must get together before Lulu wakes up, that is just the best soapy option! Plus, she kind of loosens him up a bit. Whereas Sam would suck the almighty life out of him.

That serial killer specialist interrogator was so skilled. It was amazing to watch him work. Caitlin needs therapy stat if she is thinking that she would have rather it be her and would trade places with the victim if she could. This is not her fault. She actually did all the right things.

It's interesting to contrast these kids with the kids on Bake Off Juniors. I'm kind of over the parents thing. I don't mind the judges talking to them or them hugging the eliminated kid, but having them in the room getting stressed out cuz their kid is making a mistake or running out of time. I just don't need that anxiety on top of the kids' anxiety!

Not sure I agree with potter of the week. Or with the chop. But really glad to have the show back! Alan is a cutie pie, but I don't care for his "I want to stay, so I can do more crazy stuff, even if the judges are skeptical!" thing. He can have fun but also should be there to learn ...and win!

The second group was a bit of a mess, and were the judges really eating all those bakes that had fallen on the floor?!

So... Sonny's just gonna take a room and wash dishes and wear plaid, even though he knows he's married and probably has a family out there. Cuz, I might, you know, ask the police for help identifying me, or have some news stations run my picture or, you know, put my fucking face on social media so someone can recognize it. But hey, working at a bar with no customers and only talking to two people is good too. Jesus God.

I'm shocked she brought this up on air! She always ALWAYS tells the celebs.... "if you had just not clapped back, it would have gone away, but now you've called attention to it!" She did not need to call her brother out. I don't think very many people feel that not going to a funeral is disrespectful or a huge disgrace or anything. I will probably never go to another funeral. They just totally traumatize me emotionally, and I don't see the need to put myself through it. It doesn't mean I didn't love the person.

Brady wanting to high five the ref after his QB sneak TD and the ref stone facing him was hilarious. At least Brady loosened up a bit and was smiling (or trying to smile, cuz, yeah, his face was totally not moving when he talked to Erin Andrews). I wanted the Bucs to win this one, but I might have to root for the Packers next week. Aaron has had a twinkle in his eye all season and seems to be enjoying the hell out of the game again. I've enjoyed watching him, and they're gonna be hard to beat.

Well dang. Browns had their big chance with a huge side helping of concussed QB and couldn't capitalize. Chiefs are the worthy winner. I'm glad his team stepped up after Patrick was injured. ...Browns should have done the same in that last drive! What I hate about Romo (since y'all broached the subject) is that everything he says is "the key to the game" or "what this game is all about". He can't complete a sentence without adding that at the end.

@Destiny74, I will PM you!

Dang, I thought Bills and Ravens would be a much better game. I felt bad for Lamar. He was playing pretty well, but as a whole they just couldn't find that extra gear last night. I guess I wasn't the only one who noticed Pam Oliver slurring, but as to why seems to be a mystery. I'm rooting for Browns and Bucs today. I would have never thought in a million years I would be rooting for Tom Brady, but away from the Patriots, I have come to admire his unquestionable skill and passion. And plus also, I just never could get into Drew Brees and the Saints.

Why can't Goff scramble and run more? He is 25! I hope Wolford gets a shot somewhere else, he was more dynamic. WTF with Pam Oliver with the coaches comments after the half. She was either super drunk or had dental surgery during half time.

That was disappointing. Colbert blew Bill out of the water with his coverage, rants and comedy this week.

Ugh. Sweet Jesus. What is next? Sonny pulls a pregnant woman from a fiery car crash and delivers the baby himself. (She names the boy Mike.) Then he volunteers to cook his 5-star chef meals for the local homeless shelter. Afterwards, he adopts a blind rescue dog.

Yeah, when Julian is dying he gets tormented by Connie and Duke who urge him to go on and die already! When Sonny is dying he gets Angel Mike who hugs and encourages him. I guess God wuvs Sonny, but Julian is going to hell.

@jpgr, yeah, the youngest ones kind of seem like fodder for being the first to go. They do appear to be having a good time, but their bakes are almost all failures. In the "favorite artist" episode, I was shocked that so many of the kids picked Andy Warhol! I hope that's because they thought it would be the easiest to recreate and not because that is truly their favorite painting. I can't stand Liam on Bake Off: The Professionals, either. It's like he thinks he is way more amusing and charming than he actually is, and people like that bug me.

Did Sonny survive the bridge collapse then walk 100 miles before passing out in the snow. Cuz if not, what. the. fuck. Assuming they went to the hospital closest to the bridge, where a massive search for a missing mob boss who is believed injured just took place, would not anyone clue up when an unidentified man found near the bridge is brought in? Are Carly and Jason not keeping tabs on nearby hospitals, just in case? Were local police not advised of and partook in the search? Having said that, the most ridiculous thing today was a nurse bringing a patient a home-made dinner and some street clothes to change into, then sitting there and chatting with him for an hour. I hope you brought enough for all your patients, girl.