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Do you think when nuclear winter hits they will remember to get the hamsters out of the house? Alex called herself "super cute" and "super hot" and reminded me why I do not like her. Oh my God so many victims noises coming from the have-not room! You assholes did this to yourselves! The back up beeper and vroom vroom sounds with Christmas's scooter were hilarious.

I'm just catching up now and I'm only to Jenna but ugh Kiki does absolutely nothing for me. He looked awful in his own style (again) in the clip they showed from the academy. Mary, stop it. It was NOT train-worthy. Ohhhh I am seething about Cyrus's critiques because I love him and I always will.

Ohhh is this about a Jenna who was on RW with Kailah and Ammo? Which I didn't watch? I was thinking you were talking about nice Jenna and I was like wait what?

I hate the ad for some sort of home monitoring where the lady is at a spa and in full Jersey she says "I'm going to need you nitwits to get off my lawn." Everything about it is annoying.

My husband says the same thing, and I say the money-grubbers who DO own the songs should say no, we are not using EMF to sell cheese. Barry Manilow is still alive, people can just ask him to start writing jingles again.

I saw the alert come across and they are starting to lure me in with Sir Didi and El Kraken.

Holy Christ TJ was chatty last night. I've never heard him say so many words all in a row before. Also, I give a bit of a side eye to him making game comments. You're the host, Teej. Keep the Greek chorus to yourself. I watch this show the day it airs and I did not remember that this elimination was because of what happened last week. It feels like that team challenge was months ago.

I know this is scandalous, but we use margarine, not butter. I leave it out in a glass butter dish all of the time. It stays fine probably because of all the chemicals, heh.

What was up with the picture from Growing Pains they showed when Jeremy was talking about Alan? There is no way on earth that was Tracey Gold in the back next to Kirk Cameron. I am also curious why the guy with the Achilles injury was plummeting to the water from the dunk tank.

I keep seeing ads for The Nut Job 2 and I had no idea there was ever a Nut Job 1.

Rally for Colin...Aroldis Chapman bobblehead...you are not making out on that deal!

I know the Sonic guys tend to not be very popular, but "I live here...with the sandwiches" makes me laugh every time.

That commercial where the mom is rearranging the dishwasher comes around every so often and annoys everyone and someone wondered why you rinse the dishes if you're just going to put them in the dishwasher. We've only had a dishwasher since November (a portable one because we can't have a built-in, and we got it because I was tired of going to the ER for stitches because I've cut myself on a glass or a knife {it's happened three times since 2000 and even with insurance ER visits are not freaking cheap}) so I don't know if it's because I was used to rinsing dishes before I washed them by hand, but I rinse everything before it goes in the dishwasher. Even the silverware. On a completely unrelated note, I've discovered the best hand and body wash ever. I've used Bath & Body Works soaps for two decades at least. A while back I had a coupon if you bought a Dial body wash, you got a hand soap for free and I'm all about free things that aren't really free because I'm spending money on something else. Can I just say that until I used the Dial, I always thought I had rough hands and couldn't really do anything about it? The Dial soap made everything so soft I couldn't believe it. And it was coconut, to boot, which is my favorite scent ever. Of course I still have a ton of Bath & Body stuff to go through because I stocked up, but once it's gone it's Dial all the way.

There is too much PTO in my department or I would be heading to NYC August 23 for Spike Lee's rally for Colin in front of the NFL offices. I'm not sure what Spike thinks will happen, since the owners are the ones making the decision for their teams and not Roger, but I'm all for a rally.

I always got Darren Daulton confused with Darren Dalton, the actor, who was in one of my favorite movies of all time. When I was younger I thought the actor had pivoted to a baseball career. Fuck cancer with a rusty spigot.

Especially since I rewound that three times before I gave up and still didn't know what he said until I came here.

With everything that happened, I can still appreciate the smaller moments like Father Tarley's disappointment that he couldn't flog anyone.

Josh, if it weren't for Paul, you might be gone already. Christmas too. You both might want to remember that. And that's pretty rich of Christmas to say it's Josh's HOH while she tries to steer him in a direction as well. I don't care one way or the other about Elena's feelings, I just want Jess and Cody gone so Josh finding a spine is frustrating. The temptation comp was TERRIFYING and I would have peed, cried and then forfeited.

Cody says "the whole house has been against Jess and me from the start" and that is a fallacy. You HAD a group who was with you. You blindsided them by changing things up. Quit your victim noises because your bed was made by YOU.

The Yankees need to scrap that particular bobblehead night post-haste. I do not know WHAT they are thinking with that garbage.

Smokin' Jay Cutler a better option than the younger, more agile Kaep? Sure. It's not AT ALL about his politics, right, owners?

I can't believe it not only was greenlit but then they filmed it! I have a very sensitive gag reflex and that ad hits all the notes. I hate that Red Baron now has the Baroness. The change was unnecessary because the Red Baron was a real person, was he not? So changing genders makes no sense. I have now come to hate Applebee's because of the ad with the dude mansplaining the menu to his lady. Dickhead.

I often forget that Drew Brees played in San Diego. Brenda Warner introducing Kurt is the most Kurt thing he's ever done. I can't imagine it would have gone any other way. I heard the argument the other day that Jerry Jones should not be in the NFL HOF before Jimmy Johnson and I feel that could not be more true. Without Jimmy, Jerry would be just another billionaire.

Julie got all het up about the girl ON CRUTCHES taking too long and yet the show still ended early. Settle down, Julie. Nope, I'm back to loathing Jessica. I have no idea what she was getting all up on Raven for but it looked pretty unnecessary. Oh no Raven never talks to Jason and Kevin and now SHE IS so they must be talking about MEEEEE. And I don't even LIKE Raven.

When Michael Fishman said he is 35 I was like "wait no DJ is eight years old!" It's hard to believe Roseanne debuted 30 years ago. I was sad the soap stars lost because 90210 and The OC are two of my favorite shows of all time. Also I'm competitive and want the team I root for to win at everything, heh. I do love how they keep finding old footage of the stars back in the day. I had no idea Olivia D'Abo was on it before!