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If Jess were to get booted and Cody and Mark then lost HOH I feel like Cody would DOR post-haste.

Did you know that Tom Brady is the only player in the entire NFL who will ever celebrate a birthday?

Dammit Jessica! Why do you have to be sensible so I feel like I could almost like you?

Probably because I'm feeling extra salty today but all of the yap yap yap about Austin Jackson is irritating me. I would be more impressed if they had WON THE GAME. Great catch, but utterly meaningless.

I noticed! I know less than nothing about ballroom other than if I think it looks pretty and that...did not. It's why I like the other boy better. (Sorry, I'm on my phone and can't get the extraneous quote box out without messing it all up)

Ray Lewis's message to Colin Kaepernick is a pile of fucking garbage. What Colin did is not "nonsense" and is not a "mistake" and the fact that all of these criminals are trying to counsel him is a joke. COLIN DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. Baltimore is ridiculous for asking the fans what they think. Who the fuck cares? Is Colin going to help you win games? Then sign him. I mean for fuck's sake a guy knelt down 20 times and suddenly he's the worst person in the world, never fucking mind that the REASON he knelt is because black men were and are getting killed with no justice but everyone is focusing on the manner of the message, and not what makes them uncomfortable. Colin gives his money and time to back up his actions. What has Steve Biscioti done about this? Not a god damned thing I'm sure. Ray Lewis is a joke. The fact that he became the face of the league is ridiculous. Sorry, Colin, you just aren't talented enough for people to overlook the fact that you made them have to fucking think. This is so unbelievably frustrating.

Fuck that noise. The ladies should have also had to get ten poles. I feel like I must not have a good handle on what the word "boo" means. Dario said Derrick is Tori's boo but then Britni called Veronica boo so which is it? I love the cheeky editors queueing up John Legend during Dario's voiceover. TJ can roll his r's. I've never ever been able to do that and I took Spanish for six years. "I have a target on my back and I keep painting it." Cory the rest of the house might hate you but you make me laugh.

I was never a fan of Gabby but I feel like she is even more annoying now than ever before. Konkrete is way hot and Kiki didn't look that great doing his own style with Jenna so I hope Konkrete gets picked. I just can't watch anyone else when Cyrus is on screen. Sorry Havoc and Kaylee (sp.) I know less than nothing about the two boys who danced with Jasmine. I hate this whole format though.

Doug Gottlieb is a fucking moron. Also, a thief.

I don't remember which peanut butter brand this was, but a cute little boy is playing and then he goes to the kitchen and asks mom to make him and invisible friend Charley a peanut butter sandwich and he looks and Charley has taken a bite! and little boy is so excited about this and mom talks with peanut butter mouth and my son is nearly 20 and that ad makes me cry and want to create time travel because I miss my little boy.

The Cubs gave Bartman a ring and all it does is piss me off all over again. The vitriol towards that kid was SO unwarranted that it's bullshit they even had to do that. HE DID NOT INTERFERE WITH THE BALL ON THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAME. Is he the one who caused the Cubs to lose the next three innings? Argh I need to stop listening to the reaction to this before my blood pressure spikes.

Whatever John is paying the staffer who has to watch all four hours of AJ is not enough. I hope John donated an equal amount of money to some worthwhile cause to contrast the money he spent on all that crap. I also hope the show cleared their cookies when they got done searching through that filth. I'm middle class and I sure as fuck don't have a Rolex.

Jessica, shut up. Jillian's hula and Megan's RAWR face in the intro make me a. glad they are both gone and b. wish the show would go back to the hamsters eviction exit as their credits pic but c. that wouldn't work in Megan's case anyways. The producers are the ones who put Paul in the house but they sure didn't make Matt say "sure Paul, whatever you want me to do I'll do." Cody trying to act like a real human is even more creepy than his robot form.

That hit to Ray was super scary. You know, you can call me a homer if you want to (go ahead, I'll wait...) but isn't it good if the Yankees are good? Because the more people who watch them and visit the park means the more money they earn which means more money goes back to the league? Or am I not understanding how that works?

I'm so irritated with Kevin for ruining the blindside. I was so looking forward to Jessica and Cody in shock and instead it completely fizzled.

Gardy woo! I appreciate him doing the good thing when I stay up late to watch. *gasp* someone broke Aaron Judge's face I hope he's ok.

Since I'm just never happy, if Kaep signs with the Ravens I will be furious.

God Jessica is annoying. She is just not half as cute as she thinks she is. I love that one of Jillian's tattoos said "No Regerts." "Nobody wanted to work with us this week"? Shut your face Cody. You two aren't the most likable people in that house. *Shrug* I like Paul.

It's nice to see that after only a month, the editors have already completely lost their minds. I think, in any context, the record-scratch will always make me laugh.

Citibank gave me nothing but a headache for pretty much the 90's but I have to admit I love the "wouldn't it be nice if everyone said what they mean" ads with Katy Perry and also the two neighbor ladies. "That smells intrusive."

Ugh noooooooo I am the sadness. I heard Burnside, I even rewound to check. Whatever, that guy bugged with his extraneous yapping when choosing categories. I got Anthony Hopkins even though I only knew about Nixon, it was basically a guess. I knew DDL was wrong because that movie was so recent. Sniffle. Bye Justin. Next time we travel to the southern tier I'm going to stalk you.

If someone slapped me in the face with a Twizzler, I would take a flamethrower to their house. It would NOT make me smile.

Ramses needs to stop touching his face, rubbing his eyes and fiddling with his glasses. It makes me anxious to watch.

They played a Christmas carol after Christmas was eliminated and it made me wonder if anyone knows if Corey has mentioned Christmas on social media? I mean, he totally played a year too soon.

Happy Jessica is Ugly Jessica. I was wondering about Christmas's scooter because if those squeaks are legit she would be rolling around the backyard and not in the house. That sound would drive me batshit if it were live and in person.