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^Thank you! That gif makes me smile.

Roger tweeted a gif last night that said something like "Juan Martin del THORtro" and Juan's racket turned into Thor's hammer and the ball smashed into the court with a forehand winner. It was really cute and if I could figure out how to put tweets up by the phone I would share with everyone.

Taylor does nothing for me. I can appreciate that she is doing all of the steps correctly, but she inspires no emotion in me, either good or bad. Just indifferent. Vanessa said strongness. I cannot with her. I like Kiki without Jenna and Lex absolutely without Gaby. Can't the two boys just pair up together? I like Mark a lot and definitely did not want him to go (of that bottom three I was hoping to lose Kiki) but did not react to his leaving as if I had been shot, like the audience did. I love Cyrus so very much but that routine was not contemporary.

I think I might be coming back around. (Sorry!)

"It is true, chicks dig the long ball" 3-0 O's, two dingers "Ugh home runs suck I'm over it"

I think someone mentioned it upthread, but the outcome would have been wildly different if it weren't raining in California. Paul had a lot of time to talk to everyone which he would not have had in the five minute commercial break before the HOH comp.

The producers put Paul in and gave him safety...for THREE weeks. Everything that happened after that, is on these chuckleheads. I mean, even Paul can't believe it's working.

The thing with Julie's shirt is that I liked the overlay with the white layering tank underneath, but those woolen bell sleeves didn't even MATCH and that I cannot abide. And she (or someone) probably paid more than my mortgage for it. Cody is so hateful, but funny, and also hot and I hate him for it. If we could take his looks and mash them with Mark's personality we could have something. I hope Elena looks in the mirror and sees how gorgeous she is with a paler lip and not the garish red she likes.

For the third out of four possible weeks the stupid Bills are playing on CBS tonight so I can't watch the eviction until lunchtime tomorrow. I love football. I hate preseason football when it interferes with my BB.

One of the guys after finding the condom stash noticed there was something on his hand and if it is what I think it is these people are heinous. You gotta clean that shit up.

Good for you Jason. Loved his DR about the mob rule. Alex can take several seats because while Jason could have given her the HOH, she could have just kept her ass up there if she wanted to make the decision. Jason would have been smartest NOT keeping the power to make the decision and throwing the veto, in hindsight.

Boeheim, Carnesecca, Thompson and Massimino were my introduction to hoops. Even though at the time I bled Orange there is no way I could ever hate Rollie!

I HATE the shrieking and that is why I could never root for her, which makes me sad because we Marias have to stick together. Every time Chris Myers or one of the other ESPN peeps complains about the rain in NY I squirm a little bit more.

Wait so Tormund and Beric are dead?!?

Josh for fuck's sake can you dial it down from 11 in your damn DR's? Quit fucking shouting. "What was your GPA?" "Dance, and also business" had me ROLLING. Alex was annoying fake fighting, she was annoying in her DR's and she was annoying punching Jason. I wish there was a chance she would go this week. Matt, you are hot and SO adorably clueless. I felt badly for Kevin when he had to stress his innocence and I seriously have no idea why Josh got all het up about it.

Spencer Ware is getting a second opinion to see if he has to have season-ending knee surgery. I feel like these injuries could happen anywhere, at any time, so I personally don't think preseason is to blame. Poor strength and conditioning regimens and changing the way the teams can do two a days and full-pads practices are the more likely culprits, IMO.

Interesting. Apparently Brett Gardner didn't want anything on his Player's Weekend at all but they made him so that's why he went with Gardner. I mean, I can see why MLB is doing the weekend, but they should not FORCE people to participate.

So the Jaguars seriously think Blake Bortles and Chad Henne are better at QB than Colin Kaepernick?

Steinbrenner, you are not the Mets. You tie Chapman into the MRI machine if you have to because something has got to be wrong. HOWEVER. It wouldn't have been a damned issue if the Yankees hadn't loaded the damn bases three damn times with nothing to show for it.

The first BB pair on TAR were wretched. The second were Rachel and Brendan. Although I can't remember if Jordan and Jeff were on. I think so? And they didn't last long? I don't see how Jess or Cody could win AFP because they are not nice or likeable people. Mark would be the only one I could fathom voting for. He was so charming last night. I love that he probably made Jason die a little inside thinking he was going to get called out on something but Mark faked him out.

So do you also use your powers for good or only for evil?

I love that Ausmus's suspension is because Wilson threw at Frazier while warnings were in place. I mean, I get it and also find it nonsensical.

Am I to understand that the Yankees Player's Weekend unis are not pinstripes? That takes a little bit of the luster off, for me, because I was looking forward to names on pinstripes. Ok so I am also a big ol' hypocrite because the At Bat app just sent out the lineup alert and it's all of their nicknames and I LOVE that.

Ok I will admit my baseball history ignorance and admit I did not know Tony Pena was a catcher.

OMG the bullpen guys are the best. The third melee yesterday was so funny and they even highlighted it on YES because the guys were just kind of sauntering out of the dugout like "really, again? Ok fine let's go." Romine AND Sanchez getting suspended would be the absolute WORST. Can they call Jorge back from retirement for a few games? Maybe Girardi and Flash can split time too.