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Well that sucked. I’ll miss Tevin. Q could have just bounced his own ass out rather than be so goddamned dramatic. Next to go are Liz and Venus? Yes? PLEASE?

🗣️THESE EPISODES DO NOT NEED TO BE NINETY MINUTES🗣️

Reverse psychology works every time!

I remember back in the olden days (last Saturday) when baseball was fun. I miss those days.

Giancarlo Stanton running the bases is like if a BarcaLounger gained motor skills.

Oh so NOW everyone cares about the women’s salaries because their golden girl is getting paid eighty grand a year. No one batted an eye when Brittany Griner was in the fucking gulag because she was trying to make some more bank. I hate people. The women have been complaining about this for YEARS but no one deigned to listen before.

It occurred to me, which watching Travis Kelce slam a beer at his graduation, that I never put him into the Gronk Meathead genre. But he actually should have been there the whole time, huh.

That makes me so sad, especially when he said recently he wasn’t leaving.

Wait. This show is limping - gasping - to the finish line, and it’s coming back? So now I’m going to have to pretend that I give a shit about Zoe meeting her birth baby? No sir.

WHAT ARE WE DOING https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39922737/tom-brady-says-not-opposed-late-season-nfl-return

I made it to halftime and then bailed when UConn got up double digits. The women outrated the men, one assumption could be that people wanted to see Caitlin even if SC’s undefeated season was most likely to conclude with the natty, and people didn’t think Purdue had a reasonable chance to win and Zach isn’t that much of a draw?

UConn did not go undefeated, so what happened on the days they lost, and why couldn’t anyone replicate that? I ask why plaintively, and whining, because fuck UConn.

Who’s surprised that SC won. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

The fact that Street wasn’t even mentioned, let alone be at the hospital during Luca’s surgery, is criminal. Hicks in full dress blues? Good looking out sir! Oh! The hysterically sardonic church secretary on Young Sheldon! The smoking finally caught up to her.

Pretty sure last night the full-throated Yankees crowd was chanting “fuck the Blue Jays” during a time when Michael Kay was letting the game breathe. Methinks some fines are heading YES’s way.

I wonder why some birthdays hit differently than others? For instance, Tiki Barber (huh. I just realized that the newspaper mentioned Tiki, and not Hall of Famer Ronde. Stands to reason they share a birthday) turns 49 today and I was like “huh. That seems right.” But also celebrating a birthday today is Tony Dorsett, who turns 70, and I was like “70? 70?!? No way I feel like I *just* saw him play.” Very odd dichotomy.

The pitch clock is taking a lot of heat today and to that I say yahoo.

DJ Burns changed his hairstyle. Doesn’t he know you should never do that?

I could not hate this more if it came to life, broke into my house and ate all my chips.

What the fuck. Stroman is pitching a gem in his home debut so of course Boone pulls him and of course the next pitcher gives up a homer on like his first pitch. On an unrelated note the gentleman who sang the national anthem was fantastic.

Johnny Lasagna is on the 60 day IL. I swear all pitchers need to not move between starts/relief appearances from the end of the season to spring training.

Everything about the Oakland disaster is sad. Too bad the city couldn’t buy the team and have public shareholders like Green Bay.

If I were sitting down I would have been on the edge of my seat during Hunter’s Idol Scramble. These editors are top-notch.

I love this ridiculous franchise so much. https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/yankees-crack-down-on-how-many-chains-alex-verdugo-is-allowed-to-wear-during-games-per-report/

Wait Buffalo sent him and two picks for … one pick? Isn’t that a little insulting?