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I don’t know why every game has a screaming girl during foul shots, but I also don’t understand how she shrieks more than once.

Looking for help identifying guys in the ads running during March Madness, who I am assuming are NBA guys? The bald fellow in the suits ad with Melo and Perk (this ad always makes me laugh) The two guys singing “What a Pro Wants” (thanks for the earworm) The guy with the cell phones attached all over his coat (I think the girl called him Jalen?)

Ian Eagle said one of the Duke players went “hard to the hole” and he knew exactly what he was saying and Jim Nantz would never and it’s great.

The SEC is doing SO BADLY and it is hilarious. Don’t even care what it means for my brackets.

This Colorado / Florida game was CRAZY, but in a good way.

FAU had a timeout and they threw up that shot at the end? Why, kids?

The field goal percentages are 21 and 33 and the score is 19 to 20 if that helps.

PLEASE tell me someone else is watching Northwestern/ Florida Atlantic. I do not have the verbal capacity to describe what I am looking at.

I just cannot follow all the twists and turns of the story but “Ohtani knew just kidding no he didn’t” is some shady-ass shit.

Dick Vitale’s National Champion pick was Kentucky.

My apologies, Virginia. The team that beat you is dangerously close to not even equaling your pathetic output from Tuesday.

My heart is NOT one of the million.

The Panthers are sitting at home saying “fuck’s sake we could have scored 42 in the first half”.

For no good reason I was rooting for Wisconsin so that was a bummer. Sending good thoughts Greg Gumbel’s way. As I mentioned above, I’ll miss him during the tourney (this Adam Zucker guy seems nice, but he’s no Greg).

Is this Big 10 championship the first time we are hearing Ian with Grant and Bill, or have they called the games all this week?

Spring training, or spring losing? Who can tell.

If the best parts of this show are going to leave or die (while Street sucked at the beginning , he ended up not so bad, and I am STILL not over Jessica, let alone Chris), then the show should have just ended. Also fuck’s sake there isn’t a trusted adult who could be listed as an emergency contact at the kids schools? No, Annie, Deacon cannot just drop everything and get Sam because he’s chasing an ARMED SUSPECT through Los Angeles.

Welp some at-large just lost their spot and I for one could not be happier about it.

Um, Houston? WTF.

Having Russell Wilson and Justin Fields in the quarterback room seems dumb. Is Pittsburgh going to make more trades?

I mean, Bhanu whines at Kenzie about wanting to be involved in the plan and then when she asks him what he wants he whines some more. She was rightfully annoyed with him. I’m sure it cost a million dollars because, you know, Liz, but I covet her rainbow sweater very very much.

It sounded like he said he woke up like that, and there wasn’t an injury. It amused me at the end when he was like “from now on, I’ll sleep on sand” like a bed is never again going to be an option.

Yepper! Always fun to see Read the Clue make an appearance in the first leg. In my head Sunny and Bizzy is either Sizzy and Bizzy or Sunny and Bunny.

I naturally navigate towards former football players so already had my eye on Rod. I’ll forgive him for playing for a trash team; hey you can’t pick who drafts you unless your name is John or Eli. Appreciate him catching himself and saying Commanders, even if they showed a picture of him with the former hateful logo.

The episode title and Hunter’s Survivor Storage Facility pretty much gave away two things that were going to occur in this episode. Bhanu’s diarrhea of the mouth was hilarious.