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Tyler says burger squared, and Katherine says “I’m surprised Tyler knows what squaring is” and then to the best of my ability to understand him Tyler says “math nougat!”

Ok I’m done for the season. When’s the Sweet Sixteen start?

I don’t know why they are sticking out to me, but I am just not getting a feel for Amber and Vinny. Are they supposed to be dating?

Dang when they showed the cooking detour I was really hoping for an Argentinian-type Meatblock.

Ulong exists, kids. Never forget Stephenie and Bobby Jon were a tribe of two, which became a tribe of one.

I don’t know if this is a controversial opinion or not (*will not check the Commercials We Hate thread will not check the Commercials We Hate thread*) but if Katherine, Willie, Tyler and Toby worked at my local Wendy’s I would go there every day. I just love them and the ads. All of them.

The new kickoff looks so stupid.

Ippei is the new Greg Anderson.

Playeeeeeeerrrrrrrr saaaaaaaaaafety is apparently not all that important, actually.

I can think of so many things more palatable than a Dodgers World Series win. Raw liver. The sediment at the bottom of a cup of hot cocoa. Gum an hour past its freshness. Stubbing my toe. Reading the tax code. Was there any point to Ohtani’s presser if he didn’t answer questions and basically said it surely was not me who did any of those things?

I hope that the Crying Piccolo Girl a. got some sweet cash from Geico for the use of her likeness and b. is living her best life somewhere.

When Joey was loving up all over First Chick and Chandler said “Easy Lenny” that was even an obscure joke for 1995. Do they even teach that book in schools any more?

Greg Sankey is getting dragged for this from here to the sun. Shame.

I don’t know why every game has a screaming girl during foul shots, but I also don’t understand how she shrieks more than once.

Looking for help identifying guys in the ads running during March Madness, who I am assuming are NBA guys? The bald fellow in the suits ad with Melo and Perk (this ad always makes me laugh) The two guys singing “What a Pro Wants” (thanks for the earworm) The guy with the cell phones attached all over his coat (I think the girl called him Jalen?)

Ian Eagle said one of the Duke players went “hard to the hole” and he knew exactly what he was saying and Jim Nantz would never and it’s great.

The SEC is doing SO BADLY and it is hilarious. Don’t even care what it means for my brackets.

This Colorado / Florida game was CRAZY, but in a good way.

FAU had a timeout and they threw up that shot at the end? Why, kids?

The field goal percentages are 21 and 33 and the score is 19 to 20 if that helps.

PLEASE tell me someone else is watching Northwestern/ Florida Atlantic. I do not have the verbal capacity to describe what I am looking at.

I just cannot follow all the twists and turns of the story but “Ohtani knew just kidding no he didn’t” is some shady-ass shit.

Dick Vitale’s National Champion pick was Kentucky.

My apologies, Virginia. The team that beat you is dangerously close to not even equaling your pathetic output from Tuesday.

My heart is NOT one of the million.