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If that coaches kid is the one responsible for *all* of the prank calls (Kyle McCord? Really?) … straight to jail.

Well good for Preach. Mama James was right about him.

So Jordan’s recovery consists of him wandering around the manse like the Ghost of Manderley? Why would they put Tori in a teeny-tiny skirt if they were going to have her sit so awkwardly that she had to put her hand on the front of it to shield her bits from the camera? Also she is too good for KJ. I can’t answer any of your questions KWalker because I watch in the morning on the iPad while working and I *know* that I miss a ton of context. Layla saying she was going to be the cool aunt and not rat out her nieces was cute. Although I think Liv has quite a few years before she has to worry about that.

And like clockwork, here comes ESPN to swoop in and take up for the poor downtrodden Knicks and Lakers with “yeah that was a foul at the end of the Knicks/Pistons game but Cunningham should have made the shot ANYways and refs don’t decide games” and “LeBron James is too old to play that many minutes so the loss is JJ Redick’s fault”.

Apparently the phone number was on an iPad the assistant coach had, and while it was unattended in the coaches home, his kid went on it and took Shedeur’s number. Which is a shitty thing for the kid to do, and he didn’t deserve Sheuder taking his apology call, but that iPad didn’t have a password on it to open it?

I mean, the episode did give us “so I went to that tanning salon your WIFE recommended”. “Was that place … the SUN?” but still. Ross = jackass.

With the way Ross acted at the tanning salons (especially to the second lady), I don’t think he suffered enough.

Reseeding the playoffs is going to be part of the May vote and if that gets passed … well it won’t change anything in my life and I’ll still watch this stupid game but I’ll be really really really mad about it.

Well. Can’t say that Abdul Carter is not a bold young fella.

Williams needs to go. Preferably *before* he blows another save.

Well damn now I’m starting to feel badly for the kid.

This morning on ESPN Radio they said that if Sanders didn’t go at three, he might fall right out of the first round.

Shut the hell up, Clay Mathews.

Kyle, Kamilla and Star staying safe makes an enjoyable episode. Funny how David saying he would take Joe on reward, but Joe seeming to not even consider taking David, never seemed to come up. Chrissy would have been furious to know that Joe, David, Shauhin and Kyle were the last ones standing in the challenge.

Not that I’m trying to be the angel of gloom here, but this is also very sad.

This could go here or in baseball, but Mike Patrick has passed away at 80. He was the voice of Sunday Night Football for young me.

This shows budget cuts hamper the ability to tell a good story. Layla is at a cabin without cell service? How stupid. Coach Dad’s father is a piece of work. Maybe he’s related to Khalil‘s dad.

If I had never seen this show I would have gone to my grave thinking a kumquat was a vegetable.

It’s just baffling that the Yankees saw his last pitch last season and were like “we need that”. I fully understand that one pitch doesn’t make a career but still.

Michael Kay talked about Max Fried going for the sweep before Devin Williams threw a pitch. This is on Michael. Also Tampa should still be the Devil Rays.

Reading an article in my monthly zoo newsletter about the horrors of the exotic pet trade made me wonder if Friends ever got shit for the Marcel storyline? Or no because. You know. Nineties.

These Tampa City Connects are uniforms, that’s for sure.

RIGHT?!? Like did you wheel an x-ray machine and MRI into the jungle you jackass? And Sam actually gave him grace in her (? sorry I don’t know if she is fully transitioning or not) interview, which he deserved not in the slightest.

I think Michael said like 9 days. He was picking on Todd Frazier for saying he (Todd) didn’t know Jiman, because they were both on the team in 2017, until they uncovered that Jiman left the team three days before Todd was traded to the Yankees.

They showed photographic evidence of Jiman Choi playing on the Yankees in 2017 and I still don’t believe that happened.