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They played a Christmas carol after Christmas was eliminated and it made me wonder if anyone knows if Corey has mentioned Christmas on social media? I mean, he totally played a year too soon.

Happy Jessica is Ugly Jessica. I was wondering about Christmas's scooter because if those squeaks are legit she would be rolling around the backyard and not in the house. That sound would drive me batshit if it were live and in person.

See this is what happens when robots try to assimilate with humans. They don't know when they are exaggerating.

Nunez was a liability in the field so they can have him.

It's nice to see MTV living up to their motto of "The Cameras are Always Running, Until Something Happens." Shane had literal marks on his FACE and the bottle is what gets her sent home. Mmmkay. Briana seems really annoying. Not much of an improvement on Ashley. Hey did you know that Derrick and Tori are dating? It's funny how they've never mentioned it. Camila, shut the fuck up. You are so much less cute than you think you are. Cara Maria and Tori BOTH got hit in the vag and also tomatoes were part of the game and also ALSO, you aren't the only one who got hit the entire time, sweetheart. CT, I love you and your roly poly tummy.

Baseball vampire Bartolo Colon faced Cody Bellinger last night, Cody popped out on a fly ball. In September 2000, Colon pitched to Clay Bellinger, Cody's freaking father. That is crazy.

Christ. Colin Kaepernick is a better QB than RGIII.

It drives me insane how many analysts say Kyrie "Irvin". Dropping the g from any gerund makes my teeth hurt anyways, no matter how colloquial it may have become, but for cod's sack his proper name is IRVING and they should make the attempt to say it right.

Wait so there are (were) TWO Nymeria's? A wolf and a Snake? I only read book one a million years ago and so I love reading the history stuff that is explained in each ep thread, like about Robert's Rebellion etc. etc. Even if it's fictional history, it's very interesting. About this episode, I can hand wave a lot of things, like the fact that not everyone is aware that Jon is KITN, but how on earth did Qyburn know that Drogon was injured in Mereen? Where would that info come from? I thought about that for a long time last night and then again on rewatch today.

I believe her temptation lasts four weeks.

Josh you need to shut your fucking trap. Yelling "meatball" 6,467 times is the lamest insult I have ever heard. Jess and Cody you can stop your persecution tour any damn day now. You know that your isolation is quite a bit your own damn fault, right? Watching her tick off all of the ways life is coming up her was SO irritating and made me annoyed with the idiot houseguests who thought punishing the MARINE over and over was going to accomplish their goals. At least Jason has a brain.

That bobble head is amazing. SO happy Aaron Judge is "back." That HR was also amazing.

I didn't get to watch last night but my newspaper had a little blurb about Justin's second win and when they showed what he has won so far all I can think about is that NY is going to take 40%. It's why I would be so pissed to get on Jeopardy! and come in third.

I've loved JK Simmons since Law and Order. When I started binge-watching Oz (back when I had to wait for it to be delivered by Netflix three discs at a time uphill both ways in the snow) I didn't really know anything about Oz other than they were in prison and Chris Meloni is hot. Imagine my surprise to see the feisty psychologist from Law & Order doing...that.

She has to use the Hex before the first vote is cast, is how I heard Julie put it.

I still can't believe Jillian was surprised to be evicted. Nice live shot of Josh scratching his junk when talking to Paul, SO glad I happened to be looking at the TV. Not cool to have the third week in a row without the conclusion of the HoH on Thursday, show. I still like Paul, but why is he constantly running around in his underwear? Mark too, during the fight he was wearing what appeared to be undies, then went in and changed and somehow managed to find something even smaller. Shut your face, Jess. You joined in on Mark and Josh's fight and then got all butt hurt when Josh snapped back.

Josh is a lying liar who lies who fucked up a pool game and when Mark called him out on it Josh lied some more and Mark threw hot sauce in his face (which admittedly is uncool) and Josh threw ketchup and mayo on Mark and then their mommies said they should lay down for nappy time.

Julie has never looked cuter! I love it.

If they accepted impairment for impediment I wonder if they would have accepted exclamation instead of interjection.

I had to root for Justin because he's from Homer. I know I had a bunch of TS but I cannot remember them. I did not get Cole Porter even though I knew he is who they wanted because his name just would not come to me. FJ was a big giant "DUH." Rasputin was difficult, Alex. This was not.

Holy balls I love that car!

The middle lady was too poky for me. It drove me nuts how often she would pause once she rang in. So many of you knew VW but I have never heard of a car called The Thing in my life.

The producers knew what the comp was going to be. If Christmas's chip was chosen, at that point they should have said she couldn't play and then drawn another chip. It's stupid to get her all dressed up in their stupid costume and then sit and also deny someone the opportunity to play. I mean, yes, her chip should be in the bag, but if she can't play, move on. Also, she needs to go. If the only comps she can play are basically quizzes, what's the point? I still like Paul and find his DR's amusing. Once his safety is up, the hamsters will have ample opportunity to send him packing.

I cannot with Dominique so I will just say that I am amused that Paul is doing his best Conor McGregor imitation and he doesn't even know it.

Todd Frazier is going to see that picture of himself standing next to Derek Jeter for a solid month. I guess since they dumped a Tyler they had to replace him with a Frazier. And what kind of smoke and mirrors did Cashman use with the Sox to get them to take Clippard? Because I am sure he is a fine fellow but he can't pitch.