DrSparkles

I loved her dress & this may be it, it’s gorgeous

Aw, hell no. I'm for SURE not saying she's nice or kind. I'm just saying she turned that swill into $100million. She's fucking miserable.

I am NOT a Beth fan, but we all have to acknowledge: she's rich, bitch. (Not calling @kicksave a bitch!!!)

I snorted! Oatmeal almost came out my nose!! Regarding B's awful boobs, she's got so much money, why not have them redone? (Aside from having to be put under & then the recovery period!) She needs to get a referral from Ramoaner's dr bc nutty as R is, her face & skin look pretty damn good. Regarding B's fortune, I just re-watched seasons 1-3 recently & picked up on something (that most of you already know/remember)... I think it was when she & Jill went to the racetrack & that weird dude gave her that inappropriate bday gift of lingerie & in her TH she said something about him being in the liquor distribution/development biz. It occurred to me that maybe that's where she got that particular connection?? However it happened, she parlayed that into an enviable fortune. I am NO FAN of Bethany, but she has always been a hustler & it paid off for her. Happiness? Not so much.

These goddamn women (not girls!!)!!! I watched this right before bed & all of the screaming & poo flinging got me so jacked up, I couldn't fall asleep & I woke up with a raging headache!!! As Prince would say, act your age, not your shoe size!!!!!

WOW!

I *might* be doing fraxel in the fall... If I can stay out of the sun the rest of the winter...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, yes. Pirategate!!!

SO! Reading these posts made me want to go back & watch seasons 1-3... The very first scene is Ramona 'dancing'!!! Seasons 1 & 2 really explain a lot about these women's personalities... Season 3 is where Bethany was perched to make her $100million deal & where Jill seriously misread the room. I don't know why she thought Andy was ride or die for her, but she really overestimated their relationship (& underestimated his w Beth). There is definitely something going on w Kelly. I do think she's on the spectrum just bc she doesn't 'get' a lot of the play on words & other cultural references (Al Sharpton!). I thought it might also be bc she doesn't pay attention when other people talk (or at least, when people that aren't on 'her level' (e.g., Beth) talk). Bethany really did look beautiful when she was pregnant. And she seemed so happy with Jason #1, I feel bad for her. LuAnn... I forgot how twisted she was in season 2-3; I do think Jacques could have been her next great love, but it didn't work out (why I don't remember?). Alex alex alex, ugh, they have set her up to take the fall. I'm not sure I'm gonna rewatch season 4 or 5; is that when B left & then Alex was left there for the wolves (i.e., Jill)? Jill is one of those people who thinks they can SAY certain things about themselves (e.g., I'm a nice person!!) & it's true. Reminds me of a certain mango Mussolini... That turtle time dancing will always be amaaaazing. And that house they stayed at in St John, did anyone ever google that??? I'd stay there! :) Finally, it really is sad how far Sonja has fallen & how sad she makes me feel.

Yes.

LINGO?!?! ????

That countess cabaret lipstick is FAB!!!

I still watch mainly bc of the food porn. They also take some cool trips. AND I think there are some real friendships there, so when they fight, the feelings are real.

Well, mission accomplished IMO.

If you haven't seen Stephen's interview on WWHL, you should. It's the best Andy has ever done, by miles.

The interview w my love Stephen Colbert was the best Andy's ever done! Kadooz Mr Cohen!!! I ever went & watched all of the after-show clips I could find.

Thank you @ketose!

Damn. Where have I been & where is my stfu ring?

I'm very tardy to this party. I've watched seasons 1-3 over the past 2 weekends & read all of the comments (bc I get confused :)). I'm going to watch Season 4 this week, but I *have* to know (and feel free to PM me the response): do we find out who killed Hanna? If so, I don't want to know WHO did it but I do want to know if we get resolution on this. TY in advance :)

Sonja is nasty. NASTY. I have 2 dogs & 4 cats. My yard & house are NOT full of poo, nor is there any smell. I wouldn’t touch any surface in her house much less eat or drink anything. She is gross.

That candy store?! Whut??? MJ exercising! Good on her! I know it’s bc she’s getting married but I’m sure Reza’s newfound slimness is also motivational. There is something wrong w Vida. She can be kind to everyone except her daughter. New guy being honest is somehow wrong in Mike & Reza’s eyes. pathetic. ALS, #5: it was recorded & will be on tv. congrats to Mike & MJ on their new homes! I am side-eyeing the exclusion of GG & Adam (?) from the bridal party. Especially the way it was announced. Did they say another of Shalom’s wives was there??? TEAM GG on this one. I need GG’s long necklace. And yay! Shahs food porn!

This is confusing to me. Why would Carol need to be in the closet, or otherwise coy about her sexual preferences? She lives in NYC, it's 2018, she's Carol (! sarcasm).

A dickie?! What the everloving fresh hell??

They were talking about the new chick (dating Mike) & that she’s a pharmacist (dr) & MJ starts yapping about how she’s not a ‘real’ dr. Sit down MJ.

I KNOW MJ DID NOT JUST DISS SOMEONE’S MEDICAL DEGREE.