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At least a 2,000,000,000.00~

Who exactly pays $69 to see Erika Jane on 12/15/23? Up to $129? Seriously.

Listen. I know about suicide. It screws with your mind. Now it makes sense that Kyle is so off the radar in so many areas of her life. I'm glad she has a life coach. This is some really HARD STUFF. There's no spoiler. Just could not get rid of the box!

Danielle needs to slow her roll. All this Alex business is starting to make her look kinda needy and a little scary. I was glad she went to bed and didn't go for the knife.

Well, we KNOW old Douchie has NEVER DONE ONE THING WRONG! EVER!

With Ed. Great.

Seriously. This is a LOT. Anyone else curious?

He looks cuter in that picture than he does now. Is it the hairdo?

Did they all take a blood vow that they would NEVER EVER EVER show their faces on televison AGAIN for 50 years? In 2073, Chantel and Pedro, Karen and Thomas, Nicole & Mother Pedro, River, Royal, Winter.... Just jump on in! Until then, GO AWAY.

WHY is Phaedra Parks on this show???? She needs to just make her coins OFF the teeveee. PLEASE GO AWAY.

What's funny to me is that Sobbyn is now yapping about how "mean" Kody is and the whole blah,blah... victim thing she usually does. I think Sukanya finally might have caught a clue about Crybrows & the whole "victim mentality". Sweet tap dancing Jeebus.

Old skinny Kyle is just running that old, TIRED flag up the flagpole. All she's ever done is stir the turd and hide. Same old thing. Whatever Big Kathy did to ALL her daughters, they should be able to consider it in their actions & reactions. Jeebus. Waaaayy past time for Kathy, Kim & Kyle to get on with their lives and figure out where they need help. All THREE of them need help. In the meantime, can we get back to pretty places and get some good old house porn?

So damn funny. The AUSTIN trip, Good Gawd Almighty. First of all, there is no place in Austin that requires a long formal dress. Ever. Second. Could they go OUTDOORS somewhere besides the pool? Third. Candiace needs to get over it already. Whatever her problem is with ANYBODY, she needs to shut it. Now. Forever. Chris is fine, you're fine, your Mom is fine. Just stop it. Try to be a lover, not a fighter. I love Austin, BTW.

The Douchecanoe continues to paddle that canoe right over the falls and into the deep, deep, DEEP doodoo that is his tiny little mind. I too am soo tired of him saying Christine has to make him out as a bad guy or no other man would love her because she left a "good man". Keep digging, Douchie, keep on digging. MORON. Crybrows is not liking"THIS" Kody and why? Because he's angry. Seriously? Certainly NOT because he's a giant flaming ball of shit? This poor group of people. They are all in need of some serious therapy, STAT. Please just go away and find some help. Get off the TLC teat and just try to figure out your lives in private. Done. Stick a fork in it already.

Yep, that "remodel" job is pure crap. I guess Chance just flails about for a few minutes and then loses interest. He's a complete and utter MORON. And so is Tayler. Of COURSE, Michael & Boob Sling had on the matchey-match outfits. They always do. I wonder what Michael wears when Boob Sling wears a dress?? Hmmm.... Lindsey still has the best hair on the show but her daughter's only 13 and already has a head start on the HAIR winner in that family!

But horses are CUTE!!! I'll see myself on the bus now....

No. It's actually much worse. Douchie doesn't consider Savannah AT ALL.

You think he's AI Douchecanoe??? Lort. What a thought! I'm not saying that's what you said; just the thought of an AI Douchie squees me out!

When was this picture taken? 1995?

And if you're too WEAK to stand up in the shower, it's time to call 911 and go to the ER. Something is seriously wrong with you. In Salt Lake City, Utah.....

Me TOO!!! What the AF was all that "I'll go for 5, I'll go for 1" Why? Everybody had a way home without driving themselves, just GO FOR IT!!! Dorito needs to send those kids to school! The little girl sat there with a severed hand and the teacher & Dorito just stood there staring at her. Jeebus. Make it stop. Whole reason for Annemarie is for Vyle to have someone new to bitch with. She couldn't make Teddi happen, so now she's going for her neighbor to fill the spot. No Rinna. Hilarious. Not really. I did LOVE Denise saying, "Thank you. You're welcome."

What exactly is wrong with Danielle???

Thankfully, the FINAL episode is coming up. Stick a fork in it already. Done.

This little girl is completely unhinged. Her medications need to be checked.

After that screaming Kimberly did in the apartment, I DID think her meds needed adjusting. Then the way she acted RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE at the Tell-All just amplified that thought. The girl is not right in the head. TJ's family may want to start locking that door to their upstairs, just to be on the safe side.