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But, how do you know you don't want something unless you try it? You can't say you don't like something if you don't even know what it tastes like. That's what I always tell my kids, anyway. ;) I used to always make fun of my friend because her and her husband would spend so much money traveling to exotic places just to eat at nothing but chain restaurants, so they could eat the same stuff they eat at home every day. Seemed like such a waste to me. If you're setting out to experience different cultures, ignoring the food of that culture is leaving a very significant part of that culture out of the overall experience. omg, YES. Vicki making choking sounds and faces every time she tastes the food wherever they're at is the most brass, tacky and culturally insensitive thing I've ever seen. It makes me nuts. She's awful.

I actually paused it on the menu and that food sounded delicious. The first two courses were just salad, too. Not anything crazy. Maybe Kandi isn't used to fancy sounding dishes. She was super obnoxious in that scene, tho, and pissed me off. People that are super closed minded in situations like that piss me off. That woman is too well travelled to be behaving like that at a nice restaurant. Eh, it's one of those guidelines some people follow and some don't. I always thought it was stupid. Pregnant Japanese women have been eating raw fish whilst pregnant for centuries. Couldn't agree more about the lateness. Whenever a client is more than 15 minutes late for an appointment with me, I make them reschedule even if I've got time. It's just rude and disrespectful. I almost did it today until I saw the guy in a wheelchair. He got a pass.

That's always what's bothered me the most about the Atlanta ladies, they're always unapologetically late. And not 10 minutes late but HOURS late. Who acts like that? It's beyond obnoxious. And of course Nene would have the nerve to casually stroll towards the van a half hour late after talking shit on the others for their lack of punctuality and after being TOLD how being late is a personal insult in their culture. I can't stand Nene.

Do you watch the show? It's been said numerous times that Briana works. She's been shown talking about work. It's been specified that she works FULL TIME. She's been filmed wearing her badge. From work.

Huh? Paislee's mother has been on the show and has talked about how shitty a dad Adumb is. And Adumb signed away his rights to avoid child support. Can't wait to hear how THAT is the mother's fault.

Have we discussed if anyone knows if Brianna is actually on government assistance or is this something you're assuming? If so, based on what?

I have never in my life heard of a school starting so early, that's insane!

Funniest part of the ep: Kail "your dad's on the phone" Kid "my dad?" Kail "no your dad" As she coordinates her various kids meeting up with various dads. Keep it klassy, Kail. As far as Andrew goes: he's 33 now so that would have made him...24 when he got teenage Jenelle pregnant? Was that ever talked about??? Randy handled that beautifully. I was really impressed. I actually didn't have a problem with Luis taking the DJ gig. I assumed it'd be later at night when Stella was asleep anyway. He's not there to visit Bri, he's there to see Stella, so what does it matter if he's not there late at night? It's not like he'd be spending the night with them anyway. But him not helping them set up and coming there without a present was fucked up. He's definitely a deadbeat. That's why you don't get knocked up by randos at da club, Bri.

Section 8 housing doesn't put a family of three up in a 2,000+ square foot house.

In his defense, it wasn't HIS line.

He clearly has the biggest ego of the house. I instantly hated him. And I LOVED Blossom.

They were married.

Wow, tough crowd in here! I know who most of these people are, save for a couple and I'm 41 so maybe it's a generational thing? I'd like to counter all of the "who knows who so and so is??" to "who DOESN'T know who so and so is?" Just because you haven't heard of them doesn't mean they're unknown. Also? It's BB. Sorry, but they're not going to have Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt in the house, guys. LOL. I'm excited for this season, everyone seems pretty entertaining. Most of the fun in celeb bb is seeing how they all interact with each other and deal with being cut off from the rest of the world and their celebrity perks. I'm fully on board! Okay if you've never heard of Lindsay Lohan, you don't get to say who is a celebrity and who isn't (I say in fun! This is all fun!)

He did? I had no idea. How wonderful for Paislee and her mom. I wonder why he hasn't done the same for Aubree. Cole would adopt her in a hot second. I wouldn't put it past him to refuse just to spite Chelsea. He's that petty.

Except he's just as shitty to Paislee, so that theory is kind of blown out of the water. Not to mention the fact that he never sees Aubree even when they're not filming. The only blame Chelsea has in Adam being a shit father is spreading her legs for him when she was 16.

Respectfully disagree. Adam has tested positive for meth. He's a fuck up and that can't be blamed on Chelsea. Also? Aubree isn't his only child. Paislee's mother has said that he's just as shitty of a father to her as he is to Aubree and she's not filmed for the show. Finally, that visit at the center wasn't going to be filmed. Adam, however, still didn't bother showing up, despite knowing how it would have affected Aubree. That's not a man, that's a waste of air. Adam is a piece of shit because he's a piece of shit. Everyone in that house works. If they don't earn enough to stay off welfare despite all of them working full time and living in a modest apartment, than that says more about our society than them. Not that we even know if she is on assistance or not. We're making that assumption, and I'm not quite sure based on what.

I agree that Matt is awful but I'm not a fan of Caitlin either. Apparently she's got kids (at least one, maybe two.) What the hell is a 32 year old mother doing with no job, moving with nothing more than a few trashbags of clothes in her name out of her mommy's house (who she claims has never been there for her, yet she lives there?) into her new felon junkie boyfriend's mommy's house, allows said mommy to wash and fold her laundry for her so she can go berate her useless junkie boyfriend for drinking in the morning instead of taking both their unemployed asses out on a "date"? The only difference between the two of them is she (allegedly) doesn't use drugs. But she's got kids so her awfulness kind of balances with his. For me, the fact that Megan has the attitude of a petulant teenage girl when it comes to Michael is what makes me really dislike her. She gets this smug smile on her face whenever anyone tries to talk sense into her about Michael like she's gonna show all these dummies once she finally gets a phone call from her felon prince (any day now! Keep stabbing those apples, sweetie!) Also, I've seen her on twitter. She's insufferable.

I'm not getting the gay vibe either, I'm not sure where everyone is getting that from. I'm getting the insufferable hipster who thinks he's better than his match vibe.

I don't get why people don't just put all of their money into a communal pot (the household income) and pay all bills out of that? Seems like it would avoid the need to nickel and dime stuff. That's what my husband and I have always done and money isn't an issue. At some points in our marriage I out earned him. Now we're about equal. It's never made a difference with respect to bill paying because it's all coming from one place. Seems like a damn simple solution to me.

She said she only smokes sometimes when she's out with friends at night. I'm guessing when she's drinking. People are acting like she smokes every day. I don't think someone who only smokes a cig when they're out at night drinking with friends qualifies as "a smoker." If you don't carry around a pack with you, never buy them and obviously aren't addicted to them, you're not a smoker in my opinion. That's like calling someone who takes a couple of hits off a joint at a party a "stoner." Something my aunt used to say that always cracked me up: "sometimes you just don't wanna get wet." I was exhausted after my wedding. It's a long ass day. The last thing I wanted to do was shower when we finally got to our room.

Because there's a difference between being cast for a show when you're 16 and it just turning into a decade long thing independent of your individual efforts and seeking out someone who is already on a big reality show, getting pregnant with him a minute later despite knowing he's got other women in some stage of interest (you know she had to know SOMETHING, it's not like she never watched the show) and then being ready for your closeup, seeming VERY comfortable being on camera from the minute you see that lens (as opposed to Leah's man or Cole, who looked awkward and visibly uncomfortable on the camera at first.)

Kail is definitely a salty bitch but I'm not feeling Lauren, either for the same reasons you stated. Also, she seemed WAY to eager to make her premiere on camera. I think her and Javi are two peas in pod, if you catch my drift.

For starters, Margaret wasn't friends with Soggy. Margaret WAS friends with Danielle, however, to the point of being an attendant in her wedding, so a false accusation would prove to be actually hurtful to her. And what Margaret said she told Danielle "she said I don't know who to trust, so I said don't trust anyone" rings completely true and something Margaret would say. Notice Danielle didn't dispute that, she just stared at her with that weird psycho look on her face. Plus, Danielle has a history of doing the same thing to Dolores last year (as Dolores hilariously pointed out in her drive by.) And Marty is skeevy. What he said was completely inappropriate. You don't say to another man that his wife is jealous because she's not as hot as your own wife. Come on. That's some high school shit.

All I saw was a piece of white bread toast with about a pound of butter on it put in front of one of her chunkier kids. I'm not one to body shame children but Jennifer....come on, girl. You're not helping. And that's exactly why they do it. LOL. Alcohol fuels these shows so wine tasting is the PERFECT outing, especially when there's already tension amongst the group. Of course, I live in wine country so I'm used to people going wine tasting all the time, even tho I can't drink it myself (such a waste.)

Jennifer was going really low at the winery tho. I totally believe that alcohol brings out someone's real personality and she's a catty bitch. Marge should've kept her mouth shut, sure, but I think she was still pissed at how Jennifer treated her friend in Oklahoma. I loved Jennifer's "it's not an arranged marriage. It's a set up meeting with marriage in mind." Um...can you explain the difference between those two things, Jennifer? Dolores will never have a healthy relationship again because in her soul she's still married to Frank. It's really sad. Her blind loyalty to the people she loves really clouds her judgment in a lot of ways. It was making me crazy that she was saying Margaret was out of line towards Jennifer but had nothing really to say about Jennifer's behavior. Apparently the appropriateness of someone's behavior is entirely dependent on how Dolores feels about them. It's annoying. Maybe it's the "old school" way. That drive by "I told you so" was EVERYTHING, tho. Tre was a total bitch with that comment about Melissa's song. Just when you start to think she's maturing a little bit and actually trying with Melissa.... Marty and Danielle deserve each other. Too bad it didn't work out. I have a kitchen and a fridge in my home but I still like going out to eat. ;)