humbleopinion July 6, 2019 Share July 6, 2019 Before returning back to Charlotte, the four couples enjoy their last few days of their honeymoon in Antigua; not everything is perfect in paradise, as the newlyweds discover who their stranger spouses really are. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/
Ohwell July 6, 2019 Share July 6, 2019 1 hour ago, humbleopinion said: Before returning back to Charlotte, the four couples enjoy their last few days of their honeymoon in Antigua; not everything is perfect in paradise, as the newlyweds discover who their stranger spouses really are. No shit! LOL 4 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5426094
PityFree July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 OMG! Jamie Otis is out of control with TMI tonight! Jebus. 2 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436515
gonecrackers July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, PityFree said: OMG! Jamie Otis is out of control with TMI tonight! Jebus. Yeah it's kinda ridiculous. And they're all acting like giddy 12 year olds so far. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436521
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Ok I'm just gonna say it. Elizabeth looks like a big ol's slut, sitting there with her boobs hanging out. It is not sexy, just trashy. 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436547
Soup333 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 This boat ride 😬😬 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436567
gonecrackers July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ohwell said: Ok I'm just gonna say it. Elizabeth looks like a big ol's slut, sitting there with her boobs hanging out. It is not sexy, just trashy. Well she's getting her money's worth out of them. I think they coked up JamieO; she was more ramped than usual. 4 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436568
Soup333 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Beth’s daddy’s head probably just exploded. 😂😂 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436575
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 I noticed Jamie was in bed with his watch on. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436594
PityFree July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Jamie: burn that hat. Never wear it again. 8 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436611
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 So far this is kinda boring. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436621
Kareem July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 These girls are kinda weird. Just sayin’. Feel like I’m watching 8th graders at their lockers. 5 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436635
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Here we go with the boobs again. Give it a rest, Elizabeth. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436638
Brooklynista July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Would the ladies feel better if they went inside? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436651
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Shouldn't they be wearing life jackets on that catamaran? 1 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436660
Crazy Bird Lady July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 To the sadistic MAFS producers: forcing people who get seasick (but don't want to gross out their brand new spouses) to go on a catamarand across a choppy sea, is cruel. Sadly, for this show, that's really not 'unusual'. 24 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436663
Gem 10 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 38 minutes ago, gonecrackers said: Well she's getting her money's worth out of them. I think they coked up JamieO; she was more ramped than usual. She must have gotten a raise or something. Too over the top and talking 200 mph, I had to keep rewinding to hear what dribble she was spewing. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436670
ECM1231 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Aw poor Greg! He's getting a bit turned on by Deonna in her swimsuit! 14 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436674
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Honestly, I don't need to see half naked Jamie and Elizabeth anymore. 1 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436678
PityFree July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Greg is my favorite by a mile. I may have a crush. 18 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436686
aphroditewitch July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Jamie is a douchebag. He made all those snide comments and then wanted to play the injured party when Elizabeth snapped at him. Yes, she was over the top but if she was feeling sick on the boat, he should have been less of an ass about it. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436688
ECM1231 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 That choppy water is no joke. I'm surprised neither Elizabeth or Amber puked. I see both Eliz and Jamie's points. He was using humor in an attempt to take her mind off her nausea but she wanted him to be more comforting towards her. Still the f bomb was embarrassing in front of all of them. 15 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436693
Kareem July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, PityFree said: Greg is my favorite by a mile. I may have a crush. Greg and Keith here. Their quiet calm counteracts the baby talk and hysterics and whatnot. 2 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436694
Gem 10 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Sorry but, I feel like Dionna is giving Greg some sort of lesson all the time. She wants everything her way and keeps instructing him. He doesn’t look thrilled with her. If I was on that boat, I’d tell that driver to slow the fuck down. Is he crazy? 3 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436696
Crazy Bird Lady July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 (edited) This!! 2 hours ago, aphroditewitch said: Jamie is a douchebag. He made all those snide comments and then wanted to play the injured party when Elizabeth snapped at him. Yes, she was over the top but if she was feeling sick on the boat, he should have been less of an ass about it. No kidding! I've been seasick before --and yes, I did eventually spew everything I'd eaten. It was painful and very embarrassing. I couldn't wait to get off that boat!! (...And if my hubby had made fun of me for that like Jamie did, I'd have been calling him every dirty word I knew!) Edited July 11, 2019 by Crazy Bird Lady 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436699
CSunshine76 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Do these women get paid every time they say the word “husband”? Holy crap, they have names, use them!! 2 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436704
gonecrackers July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Sounds like Matt signed up to get married w/o any real income happening. 3 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436719
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Gem 10 said: Sorry but, I feel like Dionna is giving Greg some sort of lesson all the time. She wants everything her way and keeps instructing him. He doesn’t look thrilled with her. If I was on that boat, I’d tell that driver to slow the fuck down. Is he crazy? I agree, Deonna always seems to be instructing Greg. I liked her in the beginning but she really is beginning to annoy the hell out of me. I dearly hope that the rest of the series doesn't focus so heavily on Jamie and Elizabeth because I'm sick and tired of both of their red, pale asses. 5 14 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436723
gonecrackers July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Amber sounds like she's handing over her paycheck again. It's a bit early for her to be stepping up as provider. 4 19 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436730
Soup333 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, PityFree said: Greg is my favorite by a mile. I may have a crush. I love him. I like Keith a lot too. 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436738
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Did Amber say she made $80k teaching? 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436739
gonecrackers July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 I really want a "She Shed". 1 11 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436741
Popular Post ECM1231 July 11, 2019 Popular Post Share July 11, 2019 Oh geez Deonna, get over yourself! Most people, by age 30 or 32 in Greg's case, have had a significant other. So what if she was a fiancee rather than girlfriend! 30 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436742
Kareem July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Hoping Deonna doesn’t turn his prior relationship into a thing. Unless she’s buried in his backyard or something. 12 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436744
gonecrackers July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 I like Greg, but really hope he's handled his controlling issues as that could be a huge problem. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436755
Soup333 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 (edited) What happened with Matt and Amber? Why is she sulking on the edge of the bed? Edited July 11, 2019 by Soup333 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436760
gonecrackers July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 So far this season the interactions sound like they each have a therapist whispering in their ears. 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436765
ECM1231 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ohwell said: Did Amber say she made $80k teaching? Yes. I guess Charlotte pays their teachers fairly well. At 27 she'd have , at most, 5 years experience. Unless she went to grad school for her Master's. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436772
JAndy July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Ohwell said: Did Amber say she made $80k teaching? Teachers make way more than that where I live (Long Island). 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436773
Ohwell July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, ECM1231 said: Yes. I guess Charlotte pays their teachers fairly well. At 27 she'd have , at most, 5 years experience. Unless she went to grad school for her Master's. Yes, I was wondering about that. I just looked up avg. 2017-2018 first year starting salary in NC and it's $37,631, so combine a city like Charlotte and maybe her having five years experience I guess $80k is about right. Edited July 11, 2019 by Ohwell 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436776
PityFree July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Oh, Iris. Iris you need to call my mom and talk to her about how she trained my dad to never leave a toilet lid or seat up. Trust me. 2 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436783
Gem 10 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 24 minutes ago, gonecrackers said: Sounds like Matt signed up to get married w/o any real income happening. Did he tell the experts that he might be gone six months of the year BEFORE he took this gig? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436788
ECM1231 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, JAndy said: Teachers make way more than that where I live (Long Island). I live on Long Island too and worked as a substitute teacher for a few years. The married teacher couples I knew were making major bucks. Tough to get a job here, though. I was a bit surprised b/c a teacher I knew here moved to Raleigh and said the teacher salaries sucked there. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436789
PityFree July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ohwell said: Did Amber say she made $80k teaching? Let’s see if she is still employed as a teacher after the entire show airs. 4 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436791
gonecrackers July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Gem 10 said: Did he tell the experts that he might be gone six months of the year BEFORE he took this gig? I think he told them about the business he wants to get into - but the key thing is he's not into it yet. They still chose him regardless. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436794
Adeejay July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Amber seems to have lost her spark. I have a feeling something happened off camera. I wonder how long Jamie will tolerate Elizabeth's swing moods before he snaps. 1 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436808
Gem 10 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 31 minutes ago, Ohwell said: I agree, Deonna always seems to be instructing Greg. I liked her in the beginning but she really is beginning to annoy the hell out of me. I dearly hope that the rest of the series doesn't focus so heavily on Jamie and Elizabeth because I'm sick and tired of both of their red, pale asses. Haha, I’m sort of getting sick of all of them except Keith and Greg. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436831
aphroditewitch July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 It seems like Matt acted like a jerk towards Amber off camera over the money thing. He needs to grow up and get a real job. From what I read he last played basketball in Mexico, where the players make don't make much money. 3 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436833
wait.what July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 I stopped watching this series because the couples were so awful the past few seasons. I always read here, though! After seeing the comments here I decided to try watching again. I was pleasantly surprised. None of the couples or individuals are perfect, but at least it’s not completely obvious that the couples are absolute failures. Has there been any season with more than one “success” since the first season? Even the first season has only one couple still together. (Right?) 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436891
gingerandcloves July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, wait.what said: I stopped watching this series because the couples were so awful the past few seasons. I always read here, though! After seeing the comments here I decided to try watching again. I was pleasantly surprised. None of the couples or individuals are perfect, but at least it’s not completely obvious that the couples are absolute failures. Has there been any season with more than one “success” since the first season? Even the first season has only one couple still together. (Right?) Last season has 2 couples who are still together, but they started with 4 - so a 50% success rate for that season. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/95131-s09e05-paradise-lost/#findComment-5436905
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