S15.E04: Week 4

[OnceSane]

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Hannah takes her journey to find love on the road as she and the remaining 15 men travel to Boston and Newport, R.I. Jed takes in the city sights with Hannah, shopping at Quincy Market, strolling in Boston Common and lifting a pint at the iconic "Cheers" bar. But the Bachelorette has a real surprise for her date: a visit to the Auerbach Center, where the 17-time World Champion Boston Celtics practice, for an opportunity to play a pickup game with Celtics stars Jaylen Brown and Terry Rozier.

Airs June 3, 2019.

[tennisgurl]

So how many people is Luke gonna have to punch for looking at Hannah before she realizes he might not be a keeper?

Hannah giving her "tour" of Boston is quite cute and funny.

[leighdear]

And we have the first "Handshake" of the day.  Had to have one.  
I think her making up the facts was cute.  

[leighdear]

Off topic briefly, but that's the first ad I've seen for the new "Lion King" movie.  Looks pretty damn amazing.  

Glad Jed ditched the denim jacket.  But his hair needs to be taken down a few inches.  

[nutty1]

Boston and Newport are both cool cities. 

[leighdear]

I LOVE Halo Top.  Oatmeal Cookie and Salted Caramel are the best.  

[FlyingEgret]

I love seeing Boston, but couldn't they at least have had the first date in the state of RI?  Otherwise why not have the men stay in Boston???

[bosawks]

“I wonder what that monument is for?”

“Want to walk over and read what it’s about?”

“Nah, let’s just make up shit and do a product placement.”

OMG, they are perfect for one another!

[Mabinogia]

So they both get a full pint to eat? The product placement isn't subtle with this one. 

I did love her "tour" of Boston. She just seems like she'd be fun to hang out with. She is the kind of girl I could see guys fighting over. She's beautiful, strong but a bit insecure, so she still needs his to boost her up, she's laid back but still a bit sexy/glam. I buy that these guys are into her. 

[leighdear]

Very cool meeting up with the Celtics.  Dream come true for most guys.  

[JenE4]

6 minutes ago, leighdear said:

And we have the first "Handshake" of the day.  Had to have one.  
I think her making up the facts was cute.  

I thought we’d get the ambulance scene: Bachelor handshake while wearing a jacket completely covered in studs?! Thought she’d impale him.

[tennisgurl]

Awww the Cheers Bar! I went there a few years ago and it was really fun! Very warm and inviting and the food was surprisingly affordable. Memories!

[bosawks]

I think these Celtic players actually watch our little train wreck of a show.

[leighdear]

Wow, 2 handshakes on a single date.  Hanna's setting the bar high for future Bachelorettes. 

I do hate that Ick Vile shills for Halo Top.  It deserves a better spokesperson. 

Edited June 4, 2019 by leighdear

[nutty1]

That basketball date was cute, I must admit. I like Jed. 

Edited June 4, 2019 by nutty1

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Awww the Cheers Bar! I went there a few years ago and it was really fun! Very warm and inviting and the food was surprisingly affordable. Memories!

That was kind of funny that it was such a tourist trap they couldn’t even get a square foot of space surrounding them to film—sound guy couldn’t isolate picking up everyone else’s conversations. 

[leighdear]

Hah!  Luke P gets smacked down for a 1-on-1.  I'm living for those moments. 

Gorgeous dinner location,  And that's a great color on Hannah.  

[tennisgurl]

7 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I think these Celtic players actually watch our little train wreck of a show.

Half their locker room talk is just debating which guy is best for the bachelor/bachelotte 😉 

[Ms Blue Jay]

19 minutes ago, leighdear said:

And we have the first "Handshake" of the day.  Had to have one.  
I think her making up the facts was cute.  

I want to like her - but this handshake.  Omg.  She did it as perfunctory as men "dap" each other on the fists when they see each other.  She did it like she KNEW that everyone on the show has to greet men this way.  You could see the wheels turning, like, "Well I know I gotta jump now."  It upsets me!  I want it retired already.

[leighdear]

Good that Jed got that gorilla in the corner out of the way, regarding him just being on the show for music exposure.  Whether it's true or not, he doesn't have to play defense about it now.   

[Mabinogia]

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

I want to like her - but this handshake.  Omg.  She did it as perfunctory as men "dap" each other on the fists when they see each other.  She did it like she KNEW that everyone on the show has to greet men this way.

Maybe they finally put it in the contract, that you have to do the BH at least once per ep, or maybe they pay her per BH and she wants that money. 

I wasn't feeling the connection between these two (is she with Jed? I still don't know their names) until that kiss. I still don't think she's really into him, but probably likes him well enough. 

[JenE4]

Whaaa?! Jed admits he came For The Wrong Reasons but is staying for the Right Reasons. Hannah is giving Jed the heart eyes. Move over, Luke. Jed’s her new favorite.

[bosawks]

“I feel something growing inside me I’ve never felt before.”

”I am catching feels”

The Bachelorette or a CDC training film?

You be the judge.

[dirtypop90]

Jed still seems off to me.  I don't think he likes her.  He also doesn't sound sincere.  At least Luke actually likes Hannah.  My guess is Jed checks all her boxes.  Because I'm not feeling any heat.

[CindyBee]

I'm only watching for the Luke P crazy eyes but Jed really got a great date.   

And is he the first to admit he came on for the wrong reasons!?!

[Mabinogia]

Just now, dirtypop90 said:

Jed still seems off to me.  I don't think he likes her.  He also doesn't sound sincere. 

yeah, I'm not really buying what he's selling, which is clearly his CD. He's still here for the wrong reasons, but he knows if he says that he won't get any more exposure. 

[nutty1]

I like Jed. But my favorite is still Peter*.  *subject to change at any given moment!

[tennisgurl]

Oh good, a chance for Luke to go even more crazy eyes on us.

[dirtypop90]

1 minute ago, Mabinogia said:

yeah, I'm not really buying what he's selling, which is clearly his CD. He's still here for the wrong reasons, but he knows if he says that he won't get any more exposure. 

It was a smart move.  I'm going to tell her I wasn't a right reasons guy before any one else does and I'm going to add that she has changed my focus.  He's smarter than he looks.  Too bad he can't fake emotion.

[saber5055]

I don't know who any of these guys are on this rugby date. Evens the THs aren't getting named.

[leighdear]

6 minutes ago, bosawks said:

“I feel something growing inside me I’ve never felt before.”

That usually means a tapeworm.  

[Mabinogia]

This is my least favorite kind of date. The "let's give them the chance to beat the crap out of each other in the name of "fun"". And of course they put Powder Keg Luke on this date. 

[leighdear]

Somebody PLEASE flatten Luke! 

There's a Kevin?

[SallyAlbright]

John Paul Jones is like the hilarious stoner that everyone forgets is there until he says something funny. Can't believe how much I've grown to like him and his chicken-nugget eating self. 

[CindyBee]

Invisible Kevin is kinda cute.   Too bad he's off to the ER

[leighdear]

1 minute ago, Mabinogia said:

This is my least favorite kind of date. The "let's give them the chance to beat the crap out of each other in the name of "fun"". And of course they put Powder Keg Luke on this date. 

I agree.  Though the "sumo" wrestling Kaitlyn had on her season was TOO hilarious to object to, 

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, leighdear said:

8 minutes ago, bosawks said:

“I feel something growing inside me I’ve never felt before.”

That usually means a tapeworm.   

Or he's pregnant. (Reference: Last week's episode.)

1 minute ago, leighdear said:

There's a Kevin?

Yeah, finally, I know ONE name now. I need more injuries so I can ID some of these guys. And no, I didn't know there was a Kevin until now!

[jette]

Kevin looks like David Keith from An Officer and a Gentleman. Super cute 

[tennisgurl]

A lot of these guys look nice, too bad I dont know any of then because we spend so much time with "Mr. Future Restraining Order" Luke. 

[SHD]

I’d rather see Mayhem as a contestant on this show than half these goofballs.

[JenE4]

Not that I want anyone to get hurt, but these professionals promised us legs hanging on by nothing but skin and socks* so this “injury” is a little disappointing.

*How would a sock hold a leg on? It’s at the wrong end. Maybe it could hold on a foot in the case of a broken ankle.

They cut off Kevin’s shirt, and his arm didn’t even fall off.

[Mabinogia]

Luke scares me because he seems very sincere in is intense stalker persona. I genuinely think he thinks that if he kills another guy she will know he loves him most. 

[tennisgurl]

Luke: "I am gonna have to play rough to win Hannah Imma win!"

The Other Guys: "Luke might actually kill someone..."

Edited June 4, 2019 by tennisgurl

[leighdear]

Ok, Luke S. can shut his pie-hole now.  Walk it off, cookie.  

[nutty1]

The Nick look alike (? Luke) has grown on me too. 

[SallyAlbright]

Shame that Hannah was looking the other direction when Luke P. did his psycho body slam. Now she can't send him home cause he will deny it and she genuinely didn't see what happened. I get so annoyed by things like this. 

...But it should make for a good man fight at the cocktail party. 

Edited June 4, 2019 by SallyAlbright

[laschifosavita]

I have so many questions about rugby now but can't ask them because I don't know most of the guys' names.

[CindyBee]

Luke P's crazy eyes were off the charts during that game.  The other Luke is lucky he didn't join Kevin in the ER.

[Mabinogia]

1 minute ago, SallyAlbright said:

Shame that Hannah was looking the other direction when Luke P. did his psycho body slam.

Her producer probably saw the inevitable about to happen and quickly called Hannah's name so she would look away. Production isn't going to let Luke go that easily. He's what they live for...right up until the moment that it's just him and one other dude left and he murders the other guy to show Hannah how serious he is about her. (That's not a spoiler, I'm hopeful that he won't make it that far nor will he murder anyone). 

[clubsauce]

I don’t think I’ve ever actually said “Woo!” in my entire life. These men have said it so many, many, many times. I would want to crawl in a hole if my husband ever entered ANYWHERE and said “Woo!”