Chris and Amy

[Spazamanaz]

3 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

Amy’s hairstyle really irks me. I wish she’d get something different.   I know this is a weird question, but do Amy’s bangs start really far back on her head or is it because has a different shaped head because of dwarfism that it either just appears that way or maybe needs to be cut that way because of her head shape? Or is it because the bangs are just too straight and long and need layers? 


 

eta: Wanted to make it clear that the shape of her head might affect how her hair hangs and that’s clearly not her fault, but the style itself seems to “drag” her face down.  

I think it's all of the above. I also think the bangs starting so far back accentuates the shape of her head. But yah, her hairstyle has always irked me too. 

[DonnaMae]

I just watched an old video from Amy Roloff's Little Kitchen.  Felix was wandering around, and I'm surprised she never tripped on him.  She made a strawberry and rhubarB cheesecake. Why does she talk so much during these videos, and why does she not pronounce the last B in rhubarb?  She let her viewers know that she was Amy Roloff in Amy Roloff's Little Kitchen FOUR times!

Edited July 31, 2022 by DonnaMae

[chenoa333]

16 minutes ago, DonnaMae said:

She let her viewers know that she was Amy Roloff in Amy Roloff's Little Kitchen FOUR times!

And don't forget this opening dialogue: "Hi. Hey. It's me."

And further in she has to promote herself with "don't forget to click the subscribe button and the "like"button." 

I also remember Felix always being in the "little" kitchen trolling for food scraps that Amy dropped on the floor.  Amy has never talked about Felix's COD but it might have been eating Amy's cooking. 

[Joan of Argh]

53 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

And don't forget this opening dialogue: "Hi. Hey. It's me."

And further in she has to promote herself with "don't forget to click the subscribe suscribe button and the "like"button." 

I also remember Felix always being in the "little" kitchen trolling for food scraps that Amy dropped on the floor.  Amy has never talked about Felix's COD but it might have been eating Amy's cooking. 

FTFY… Amy always says “suscribe”  🥴

[stewedsquash]

@chenoa333 she says HeyHi. I asked about it once if it was a pnw or maybe her home state way of saying hello. It sounds odd to me so I wondered about it’s origins. I haven’t noticed anyone else doing it so I lean towards her home state area.

[Absolom]

1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

And further in she has to promote herself with "don't forget to click the subscribe button and the "like"button." 

So says every youtuber that my grandson watches.  It's a thing they do.

[chenoa333]

2 minutes ago, Absolom said:

So says every youtuber that my grandson watches.  It's a thing they do.

Yes. I know every "youtuber" says it. However I was referring specifically to Amy. 

[Redrum]

3 minutes ago, Absolom said:

So says every youtuber that my grandson watches.  It's a thing they do.

More subscribers and likes equals more money. Why wouldn't she encourage it?

[ginger90]

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Is that Bailey's Irish Cream and whipped cream steaming off the top? 

[Irate Panda]

6 hours ago, ginger90 said:

It says, “Get Amy’s Mug!” Does it come with dead flies? 🤭

[ginger90]

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

“Thanks friend @lisadixion13 for always willing and flinging this with me”

I wonder what they’re “flinging” ummmm old shoes? Rotten apples? Cow Pattie’s? Or maybe they’re flinging their granny panties to the band..  RUN FELLAS…RUNNNN!!!!!!

[DonnaMae]

 ".......letting my film crew film Lisa and I.   It should be ME, Amy.  And 'flinging'?  Why does she never proof what she types before she posts???  

[Dibs]

6 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

I wonder what they’re “flinging” ummmm old shoes? Rotten apples? Cow Pattie’s? Or maybe they’re flinging their granny panties to the band..  RUN FELLAS…RUNNNN!!!!!!

I was watching a YouTube video the other day (don't ask me why) about how male hippos fling their feces, using their tails as a spinning propeller, far and wide to mark their territory.  Since it's Amy WITH Lisa, I'm going to assume they're flinging something similar.  We all know how Lisa enjoys stirring it!

22 hours ago, ginger90 said:

That's actually a good photo of Amy.  However, since the steam rising off that cup was obviously filtered in, I'm going to assume she's also applying one to her own image.

As for Amy's bangs, she's always worn them, and I think her forehead would be pretty prominent without them.  Amber, on 7LJ, would look better with them.  I did like the cut the color she had in early episodes, but this more blunt cut allows her to pull her back hair up and out of the way, which is probably both cooler and more sanitary in "Amy Roloff's Little Kitchen," for which her guests should be glad.

Edited August 2, 2022 by Dibs

[ginger90]

[Joan of Argh]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Amy looks like she’s got a huge knob growing out the top of her head….. I bet she’s a big hit at backyard games of ring toss.

Mae West needs some sunscreen and moisturizer for her neck and décolletage… her skin looks like leather…. lay off the booze 🥃 

[65mickey]

I couldn't figure out what that was behind Amy's head. Then I saw it was the shoulder of the woman standing behind Amy. I'm a little slow this morning. 

[chenoa333]

12 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Hey Amy, Is that a penis on your head or are you just happy to see me?

[stoppro]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I guess they are Amy's payroll friends,wonder what they cost TLC.

[floridamom]

I was going to post the same thing about what "appears" to be on top of Amy's head! Who took that photo? Wow.

[SunnyBeBe]

On 8/2/2022 at 8:24 PM, ginger90 said:

And check out Lisa’s weird fish long finger wrapped around that glass she’s holding. Lol. Is that her extra long thumb?  A shadow?  Hmmm…..odd looking. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The shame is this is a rather nice photo of them with the exception of the penis-looking upper arm coming out of Amy's head.  

The thumb looks extra long because of the angle at which she's holding the glass and additional distortion from the glass.  I was a hand model back in the day.  When holding a clear glass for a photo, if you want that angle for the fingers. you do not hold the glass in the crook of the hand between the thumb and forefinger.  Instead, you leave a fairly large gap to either hide the thumb or ensure only a small portion shows.   Why yes, I do have a head full of useless knowledge.  Why do you ask? 😁

[Dibs]

I realize, before it's said, that not everybody has to acknowledge every life event on social media, and we would often prefer that they not, but Amy is the type to acknowledge every life event on social media whether we want her to or not.  Not a single word about her ex-FIL's passing???  Given how much she posts about nothing (yet another wine-saturated whine fest with Lisa, and even Deb has been called in for another check), you'd think she'd have one fond remembrance of him.

[DonnaMae]

Dibs, you're right, of course.  However, she only posts fun things, like boozing it up with her pals.

[readheaded]

3 hours ago, Dibs said:

I realize, before it's said, that not everybody has to acknowledge every life event on social media, and we would often prefer that they not, but Amy is the type to acknowledge every life event on social media whether we want her to or not.  Not a single word about her ex-FIL's passing???  Given how much she posts about nothing (yet another wine-saturated whine fest with Lisa, and even Deb has been called in for another check), you'd think she'd have one fond remembrance of him.

Maybe she can post a remembrance of him, Matt, his wife, and Caryn laughing at her on camera.

[chenoa333]

41 minutes ago, readheaded said:

Maybe she can post a remembrance of him, Matt, his wife, and Caryn laughing at her on camera.

Maybe Amy should just stop remembering him. All of Amy's roads lead to Matt. She's angry. Still. Always will be. 

Live your best life Angry Amy. Hey, where's Chris? 😂

[Redrum]

3 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Maybe Amy should just stop remembering him.

Maybe she has - she and Matt divorced what, six years ago, and hasn't been visiting Ron and Honey or vice versa. I never had the impression Pop and Honey were thrilled with her as a daughter in law and as readhanded pointed out, they were publicly laughing at her expense on national tv with Matt after the divorce so... maybe she's moved on from the relationship and doesn't want to resurrect it by commenting on Ron's death. 

Or maybe she just doesn't think condolences via social media are important or appropriate. I mean, Dibs made a really relevant point:

4 hours ago, Dibs said:

not everybody has to acknowledge every life event on social media, and we would often prefer that they not

I'm pretty ok with Amy choosing not to comment on this one. 

[Joan of Argh]

2 minutes ago, Redrum said:

and as readhanded pointed out

🤔

[Redrum]

Sorry - as readheaded pointed out :)

[65mickey]

5 hours ago, Dibs said:

but Amy is the type to acknowledge every life event on social media whether we want her to or not.  Not a single word about her ex-FIL's passing???  Given how much she posts about nothing (yet another wine-saturated whine fest with Lisa, and even Deb has been called in for another check), you'd think she'd have one fond remembrance of him.

Evidently she has things more important to post other than commenting on the death of her former father in law. Other things like happy hour with friends. She is a nasty woman. Remember Amy what goes around comes around. 

Edited August 5, 2022 by 65mickey

[stoppro]

I am trying so hard to care,but fail.

[Joan of Argh]

I remember not that long ago people were upset that Matt didn’t publicly acknowledge something or another but when Amy chooses not to publicly acknowledge it’s fine.

I definitely remember Matt posting a very complimentary condolence when Amy’s mother died.

Amy  *CRICKETS*

I think whats good for the goose should be good for the gander  

[Teri313]

If she doesn't want to acknowledge his death on SM, that's fine. But I'd at least take a day off from posting happy hour with girl friends photos out of respect, as a christian (she still is, right?), and for the sake of my kids, who loved their grandfather.

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, Teri313 said:

out of respect, as a christian (she still is, right?), and for the sake of my kids, who loved their grandfather.

That's NOT Amy ^^^

[floridamom]

IMO, regardless of what happened between Amy and Matt's marriage, Matt's father was her childrens' grandfather and always will be. She should have posted something about his passing. She should respect her childrens' feelings about the matter. If he was a nice father-in-law, most of the time and a good grandfather to her children, she really should acknowledge this sad event. Heck she is involved with Matt enough and still at the farm with Chris; having dinner together, etc. It's not like she hasn't seen Matt for years and had moved on with her life and moved away years ago with another husband. Maybe Chris should post something about Matt's father. After all, he and Matt seem to have a good friendship going.

[Absolom]

Perhaps she sent flowers and a card directly to Matt or to the funeral or memorial service.  I'm sure that would be much more meaningful to her children and to Matt than a post on instagram.  

[b4pjoe]

NEWFLASH: Many people don't post about deaths on social media.

[Jeanne222]

If Amy did anything at all you can bet she’d be screaming about it on social media. 

She does nothing nice without collecting!

 I’m kind of surprised I haven’t heard of Amy telling all of Matt’s dad’s faults in her tell all.

She seems to thrive on the drama of poor little me and lies she concocts in her own head. Then later says ‘Well maybe it happened’!

With Amy I’m more or less “he that expects nothing shall not be disappointed “!

[ginger90]

Chris, today I celebrate You. 🎉♥️Happy 60th Birthday.  To say you changed my life is an understatement.  You let me be me and yet I continue to learn and grow within myself to continue to strive to be my best.  You're my partner today and riding into the sunset.  You're my love and my friend. You're thoughtful, have that sarcastic humor that gets me almost every time 🤗, you love me, thrive on adventure and new experiences, and just as ok with just hanging out at home with each other.  You love me just as I am and I love you.  I love you in my life, my everyday, my moments and I'm thrilled I get to share all of your birthdays with you from here on out.  It's your birthday and I wish for you more.  More of us, appreciating each other and moments being together, adventures, bird watching, riding the motorcycles, games, walks and discovering something new about ourselves and each other.  I celebrate you because you're an awesome man and I'm happy you chose me and you're a part of my life.  Happy 60th Birthday babe! 🎉🎈🏍😘. I love you so much 😘♥️😘 
#60thbirthday #mypartner #myfriend #mylove❤

[Irate Panda]

25 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Chris, today I celebrate You. 🎉♥️Happy 60th Birthday.  To say you changed my life is an understatement.  You let me be me and yet I continue to learn and grow within myself to continue to strive to be my best.  You're my partner today and riding into the sunset.  You're my love and my friend. You're thoughtful, have that sarcastic humor that gets me almost every time 🤗, you love me, thrive on adventure and new experiences, and just as ok with just hanging out at home with each other.  You love me just as I am and I love you.  I love you in my life, my everyday, my moments and I'm thrilled I get to share all of your birthdays with you from here on out.  It's your birthday and I wish for you more.  More of us, appreciating each other and moments being together, adventures, bird watching, riding the motorcycles, games, walks and discovering something new about ourselves and each other.  I celebrate you because you're an awesome man and I'm happy you chose me and you're a part of my life.  Happy 60th Birthday babe! 🎉🎈🏍😘. I love you so much 😘♥️😘 
#60thbirthday #mypartner #myfriend #mylove❤

Amy forgot #MYMAN 

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Chris, today I celebrate You. 🎉♥️Happy 60th Birthday.  To say you changed my life is an understatement.  You let me be me and yet I continue to learn and grow within myself to continue to strive to be my best.  You're my partner today and riding into the sunset.  You're my love and my friend. You're thoughtful, have that sarcastic humor that gets me almost every time 🤗, you love me, thrive on adventure and new experiences, and just as ok with just hanging out at home with each other.  You love me just as I am and I love you.  I love you in my life, my everyday, my moments and I'm thrilled I get to share all of your birthdays with you from here on out.  It's your birthday and I wish for you more.  More of us, appreciating each other and moments being together, adventures, bird watching, riding the motorcycles, games, walks and discovering something new about ourselves and each other.  I celebrate you because you're an awesome man and I'm happy you chose me and you're a part of my life.  Happy 60th Birthday babe! 🎉🎈🏍😘. I love you so much 😘♥️😘 
#60thbirthday #mypartner #myfriend #mylove❤

I'll give Amy credit for a somewhat decent tribute to "MyMan". Lisa probably wrote it for her.

And that pic looks like it's from their trip to Hawaii quite some time ago. 

#WhereIsMyMan? He's been MIA for quite some time. 

Edited August 11, 2022 by chenoa333

[seasons]

That sentiment is actually very nice. Agree that she didn't come up with that on her own.

But shouldn't that message to #myman be PRIVATE?!? why post that? I mean I guess we know why, but geez. Keep such tender thoughts between husband and wife.

[chenoa333]

3 hours ago, seasons said:

But shouldn't that message to #myman be PRIVATE?!? why post that? I mean I guess we know why, but geez. Keep such tender thoughts between husband and wife.

I guess we should be thankful she didn't include mentioning the golden crown on their bedroom nightstand. 

#Where'sChris?#MyManIsMIA #IsMyManTheNewHoudini?#HiHeyIt'sMe

Edited August 11, 2022 by chenoa333

[DonnaMae]

She did say "Babe".  Did the tribute need to be that long?  And I agree that it should have been private.

[stoppro]

He is an awesome man with an awesome contract when it is up,he be gone an amy will just have payroll friends and septic tank food.Good luck toxic amy.

[Boston]

On 8/2/2022 at 10:15 AM, DonnaMae said:

 ".......letting my film crew film Lisa and I.   It should be ME, Amy.  And 'flinging'?  Why does she never proof what she types before she posts???  

This drives me crazy - the ME AND I issue that people have.  Yes, I make mistakes.  But what drives me the MOST crazy is using the word 'that' when it should be 'who'.  Can't think of a sentence right now.. but when I see it, I correct it in my mind.  I'm a word-nerd.

8 hours ago, seasons said:

That sentiment is actually very nice. Agree that she didn't come up with that on her own.

But shouldn't that message to #myman be PRIVATE?!? why post that? I mean I guess we know why, but geez. Keep such tender thoughts between husband and wife.

..because it's all about #lookatme. And me.com.

[DonnaMae]

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who's bothered by poor grammar.  There's plenty of it in Amy's posts.  

[Endora]

If there was birthday party for her man, that was probably at the farm too!

[stewedsquash]

I can't believe y'all thought that birthday message was not bad. It was an end of grade writing test for a sixth grade kid. The kid was not promoted to 7th grade.