Chris and Amy

[stoppro]

59 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Chris might have some "short comings" too that only Amy finds attractive.

You might be right.But I think we would have known about that being as she can't keep her mouth shut about anything.

[all4mom2]

1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

Chris might have some "short comings" too that only Amy finds attractive.

I thought she had "moved on to bigger and better"?

[EllaWycliffe]

I'd say pick a lane, please. 

He can't be into "helicoptering" if he's got a micro penis. 

[iwantcookies]

His salami is good enough for Amy 🤣.

[chenoa333]

11 minutes ago, EllaWycliffe said:

I'd say pick a lane, please. 

He can't be into "helicoptering" if he's got a micro penis. 

Why not? 

And I never used the term  "micro penis."  Your words, NOT mine.

Edited August 12, 2021 by chenoa333

[all4mom2]

I have no reason to believe My Man suffers from micro-penis.  Something other than basic compatibility has to be keeping them together.

[chenoa333]

2 minutes ago, all4mom2 said:

I have no reason to believe My Man suffers from micro-penis.  Something other than basic compatibility has to be keeping them together.

It could be that they're in love. ❤

[all4mom2]

2 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

It could be that they're in love. ❤

Or in lust.  That generally lasts around 7 years, so Amy is smart to lasso him now!

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

His salami is good enough for Amy 🤣.

In one of her cooking videos she went on about loving corn on the cob…

maybe Chris has a corn cob knob 🌽

[ginger90]

 

Edited August 12, 2021 by ginger90

[iwantcookies]

Chris got a sprinkler in his pants 🤡😛

I’m thrilled she isn’t smiling 

[Jeanne222]

2 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

It could be that they're in love. ❤

Only with the Mighty Dollar!

[Joan of Argh]

28 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

Wtf is she saying?

“it’s a hot day in the one” with bugging eyeballs

is she looking for a golden shower? 😂

[Jeanne222]

6 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

Wtf is she saying?

“it’s a hot day in the one” with bugging eyeballs

is she looking for a golden shower? 😂

That's Amy trying to look sexy!  Fun huh.  Lol

[Joan of Argh]

10 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

That's Amy trying to look sexy!  Fun huh.  Lol

She’s failing…. She looks like a sweaty old woman that’s in desperate need of a facial peel 

the bug-eye emoticon does not say “sexy” 😳

[ginger90]

24 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

Wtf is she saying?

That’s what I would like to know. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

Anyone?

Was it supposed to be PNW ?

[ginger90]

[Jeanne222]

4 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

That’s what I would like to know. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

Anyone?

Was it supposed to be PNW ?

Sun?  Zone?  Maybe she's playing with us!

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

 

"Where's the sprinkler?" 😂😄😂He's probably taking a ride on his Harley. Solo style.

At least her ugly mouth is closed for once. 

[chenoa333]

4 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

So she's having the engagement ring made into a wedding ring?! Is Chris that broke that he can't give her both? 

 

[all4mom2]

Is making your engagement ring into a wedding ring a thing?  I thought you just added a band...  Is that a "tiara" of diamonds above the stone (a.k.a. "queen for a day")?

I seldom have favorable comments about Amy, but good for her for getting her tan on!  Sun-worshipper here.  So tired of pale people nattering on about SPF...

(unpopular opinion)

[stoppro]

I'm beginning to wonder maybe amy is chris's 'beard' and the bromance is in another direction. Just spitballin here.This is TLC everything is on the table

[all4mom2]

5 minutes ago, stoppro said:

I'm beginning to wonder maybe amy is chris's 'beard' and the bromance is in another direction. Just spitballin here.This is TLC everything is on the table

So it's been rumored by locals (that he swings both ways).

Maybe his mother's been nagging him to get married all his life and he just wants to make her happy!

Edited August 13, 2021 by all4mom2

[Irate Panda]

52 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

Sun?  Zone?  Maybe she's playing with us!

 

57 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

That’s what I would like to know. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

Anyone?

Was it supposed to be PNW ?

 

1 hour ago, Joan of Argh said:

Wtf is she saying?

“it’s a hot day in the one” with bugging eyeballs

is she looking for a golden shower? 😂

 

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

 

I think she is trying to say it was in the 100s temperature wise, but trying to decipher Amy is usually a group effort 😳

[iwantcookies]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

That’s what I would like to know. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 

Anyone?

Was it supposed to be PNW ?

Her vagina is dry? 

[all4mom2]

Okay, let's keep it classy here, people...  Classy and elegant!

[stoppro]

golden shower plus sun makes a good basting like a ham so now she is 'golden' brown

[all4mom2]

6 minutes ago, Irate Panda said:

I think she is trying to say it was in the 100s temperature wise, but trying to decipher Amy is usually a group effort 😳

The "P" is next to the "O" and the "W" is next to the "E" (at least on my keyboard), so I'm going with "PNW."

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, all4mom2 said:

The "P" is next to the "O" and the "W" is next to the "E" (at least on my keyboard), so I'm going with "PNW."

Could be she meant Oregon North East. 😄 Not that I've ever heard of it before but this is Amy...the scholar, college grad, teacher, chef, writer, geologist/painter of rocks. 

[Joan of Argh]

[riverblue22]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

Keep working on that tan, Amy!

[Spazamanaz]

2 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Not from your kitchen Amy! 

[ginger90]

A couple of weeks ago had a fabulous time with these girlfriends of mine. When girlfriends want to get together to hangout with you, can’t pass that up.  Especially when one of the reasons is to celebrate my upcoming wedding (2 weeks away 😳).  I’ve known many of these wonderful fabulous good friends since our kids were young.  Love them bunches and I’m so blessed to have them and their friendship in my life.  We had a great time on the River.  Thanks Christy fir hosting at your floating home and everyone fir hanging out.  Girls just wanna have fun 😂. The best.  🤗♥️🎉.  Two weeks I’m getting married. Woohoo!
#friendships #gettingmarried2021 #hangingoutontheriver #girltalks #storyofamyrandchrism #lotsoflove

[heatherchandler]

14 hours ago, riverblue22 said:

Keep working on that tan, Amy!

I am a sun-worshipper myself!  But why wear a t-shirt??  She will have terrible tan lines for her wedding.  

 

5 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

A couple of weeks ago had a fabulous time with these girlfriends of mine. When girlfriends want to get together to hangout with you, can’t pass that up.  Especially when one of the reasons is to celebrate my upcoming wedding (2 weeks away 😳).  I’ve known many of these wonderful fabulous good friends since our kids were young.  Love them bunches and I’m so blessed to have them and their friendship in my life.  We had a great time on the River.  Thanks Christy fir hosting at your floating home and everyone fir hanging out.  Girls just wanna have fun 😂. The best.  🤗♥️🎉.  Two weeks I’m getting married. Woohoo!
#friendships #gettingmarried2021 #hangingoutontheriver #girltalks #storyofamyrandchrism #lotsoflove

"fir"

 

[sandals]

Yep. She did all of that “fir” fun!! She used it twice! 🤣🤣

[iwantcookies]

All these phallic innuendoes are hilarious 

🤪🤑😳

 

[all4mom2]

12 hours ago, Spazamanaz said:

Not from your kitchen Amy! 

Not you, Amy!  And no more Chunky Monkey ice cream until after the big day!

#AmyRandBanana

[stoppro]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

A couple of weeks ago had a fabulous time with these girlfriends of mine. When girlfriends want to get together to hangout with you, can’t pass that up.  Especially when one of the reasons is to celebrate my upcoming wedding (2 weeks away 😳).  I’ve known many of these wonderful fabulous good friends since our kids were young.  Love them bunches and I’m so blessed to have them and their friendship in my life.  We had a great time on the River.  Thanks Christy fir hosting at your floating home and everyone fir hanging out.  Girls just wanna have fun 😂. The best.  🤗♥️🎉.  Two weeks I’m getting married. Woohoo!
#friendships #gettingmarried2021 #hangingoutontheriver #girltalks #storyofamyrandchrism #lotsoflove

best thing in that pic is the dogs.the rest are a waste.Waiting for the deck to give way. LOL

[chenoa333]

18 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

They're finger lickin' good!

And don't forget to wipe the sweat off your bangs before putting your fingers back in the muffin mix. Yum!

[all4mom2]

I wish I could find that episode when Amy was lamenting that she had no friends or life right after Matt moved out; they all seem to have appeared out of thin air!  

[SongbirdHollow]

Hey did you guys hear Amy is getting married?

[stoppro]

38 minutes ago, all4mom2 said:

I wish I could find that episode when Amy was lamenting that she had no friends or life right after Matt moved out; they all seem to have appeared out of thin air!  

check their w-2's or 1099.

[ginger90]

 

 

Video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSiGBSdJrax/

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

 

 

Video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSiGBSdJrax/

Quit hogging all the chips and salsa Amy. And that's not even the main meal! A few more margaritas and she'll be gobbling down a large quesadilla, a large nacho platter, and sizzling fajitas. Maybe some churros for dessert.

Here comes the bride! 😄

[Jeanne222]

11 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

 

Video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSiGBSdJrax/

I suspect that isn't her first cocktail of the night!  Chris is working on AMY'S IDEAS!

Yep!

These next two weeks shall seem like a lifetime!

[all4mom2]

Still "wedding planning" at THIS late date?!?

Three weeks till these "wedding planning" girlfriend outings turn into bitching sessions about the OCD husband nagging her about cheese ends in the fridge.

[chenoa333]

2 hours ago, all4mom2 said:

Still "wedding planning" at THIS late date?!?

Three weeks till these "wedding planning" girlfriend outings turn into bitching sessions about the OCD husband nagging her about cheese ends in the fridge.

Yes. And don't forget about Matt. She'll still be bitching about him to MyMan and her "besties." 

I'm curious as to what type of music the little bulldozer chose to be featured at HER wedding. Possibly the Carpenters "We've Only Just Begun"? 😄

I would love to see MyMan show up in a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Would Amy refuse to marry him? Hell NO. 

[sandals]

There is no way Amy would refuse to marry Chris. She thinks she hit the jackpot!🤪

[DonnaMae]

24 minutes ago, sandals said:

There is no way Amy would refuse to marry Chris. She thinks she hit the jackpot!🤪

Right!  Her Man/Babe is the best.

[sandals]

That man/babe thing makes me nauseous. Maybe they could try honey or sweetie.