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S23.E01: Week 1 - Live Premiere


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4 minutes ago, tpplay said:

Um.  Wasn't Sean the Bachelor a virgin?

Sean was a "born again" virgin. Meaning he decided he was a "virgin" (in his own mind) again after having multiple sex partners up until this "epiphany."

Being a "born again" virgin was Sean's hook for his season. That made the train-going-through-a-tunnel visual after he got married on tv even more ... well, tacky.

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21 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

That's Catherine The Old Dog Lady. TH says she's 26 but yeah, she looks 40+ easy. She'll be easy to pick out of a crowd though since her lips extend into the stratosphere. And her dress is HID-E-OUS! I usually don't care about clothes, including sequins, but that is one nasty dress.

Women, learn to JUST SAY NO! Someone needs to toss Catherine in the pool. "Oops! Sorry about that. Heh heh."

She looks and sounds like Camille Grammer, who is fifty years old.  And she's a bitch for traumatizing her old dog like this.

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Sean made a decision not to have sex again until he was married. He didn’t think he was a virgin. It was the show pushing all that nonsense. I think people can do whatever they want with their sexuality. 

Some of these women seem pushy. I liked a couple who were more laid back but that’s my style.

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2 minutes ago, Wandering Snark said:

I'd start my first rose ceremony with "Any women I didn't have a chance to talk to, you are safe. I don't want to make decisions based on nothing, but, ya know, that bitch who gave me her dog and then interrupted everyone like a dozen times, I know enough to send your ass home! Get to steppin'!"

If only. I nominate you as next Bach.

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This show sucking it’s own dick feels like a jump the shark moment. The first night is often one of the most fun.. the only reason to dilute it with this nonsense is that Colton is super boring and couldnt carry the viewership forward to coming weeks without the show feeling like it needs to give us a dose of nostalgia to keep us around.

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Just now, tennisgurl said:

Damn, they had the girl not getting picked sitting there crying right while the winner girls are celebrating. Ouch. Yall are mean. 

Yeah, don’t cry anonymous girl.  Maybe you can get a few followers on Instagram and have a baby to put in your Instagram.  All you missed out on was some free booze and a dunderhead. 

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Why don't they ever have any intellectuals?  More like Charlene (the opera singer) would be refreshing.  Smart people can be good looking too!

I am an RN and have seen lots of good looking male and female docs.  The gorgeous young guy who tutored me in Stats was a post-doc in Mathematics at one of the best science/robotics/engineering universities in the world.  He was normal and "cool" not nerdy at all.  

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LOL, Colton leaps over a 10-ft. privacy fence and disappears into the night, never to be seen again! He joins a wild pack of wolves in the Ukrainian outback, grows some hair on his chest and fights the alpha wolf for pack dominance. He loses.

4 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Those previews were effing HILARIOUS!!!  Walking across a glacier in a blue suit?  Oh yeah.

Yes! He went from walking through some trees to a glacier. That was one hella long hike in that suit.

4 minutes ago, tinkerbell said:

hen they showed Jojo and Kaitlyn, I had no idea which one was which. 

Same here. Not that it matters to me at all.

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13 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

Which blonde got the first impression rose?  Did we see her intro?  They all blurred into one for me. 

Her name is Hannah and I have no idea who she is or anything else. Just remember "Hannah" in upcoming episodes. Maybe we can figure it out. I don't pay much attention until about half way through the season and even then I don't know most of them.

Colton is getting lots of TMZ time. Just saw him on that show a bit ago, getting questions from the paps while going into some LA eatery -- with his "entourage." *coughfamewhorecough*

28 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Did Harrison just say this was the most dramatic and most unpredictable season ever? I am not falling for that again.

You mean after falling for it 43 times before this? Good for you!

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