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  1. Wandering Snark

    Paradise Hotel (US)

    Fox. Ruins. Everything. Yes, his 'cancer waiting to happen' sunburn was what made admonish them to believe me and wear sunscreen!! Yikes. Forgot to say how I loved Bobby Ray caught in the crossfire stuckin 'should I stay or should I go' mode: BR: I think I should go.. Ro: No, stay! BR: Yeahhh... I should go... Hah!
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    Paradise Hotel (US)

    I loved Rosanna's "If I am flipping you the double bird it OBVIOUSLY means come talk to me!!" I've got an idea Rosanna, it's what my mom used to tell the 3 and 4 year olds she taught when they were acting out... "You need to use your words." Just in case your BF can't read your mind when you go change into black baggy sweats and flip him off then refuse to talk to him when he DOES notice *eye roll* That whole thing was redic.
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    Paradise Hotel (US)

    I also want to know how/why Carlos is somehow everyone's backup plan? As for the announcer I forgive him the accent for this week, as he was hilarious. "We're all set for a breakfast of eggs and tension." Did the semi-ex GF have those horrible lash extensions? It looked like she had spider legs for lashes... but I can understand why she's pissed and feels like crap, I hope she checks out leaving him alone. I also want to play poker with him because he has that clamping down on his jaw and saying nothing when he knows he's busted. Me: "So you think you have me beat here?" *he looks at the full house in his hand but doesn't say anything, just stares forward and clenches his jaw* Me: Yeah, I'm out... I was also living for when Rosanna started going all MMA beatdown back in her romm with the girls and Tatum was all serious all of a sudden like "Yeah, don't hit me again..." I'm a little pissed FOX gave up on this so easily. I mean c'mon you're FOX what else are you going to put in it's place? *sigh*
  4. Wandering Snark

    S15.E02: Week 2

    If I remember right this was the clenched lips kisser? I yelled out 'Oh no, that's a sister kiss!!!' at the time. Perhaps in some other dimension they are a sizzling couple not not this one!
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    S15.E02: Week 2

    Now that might be the best episode ever. And spaced out too, like one at a time crashes in and asks to talk with Hannah as she's sitting down (not) eating. It would be awesome. One should come out disguised as the waiter and ooops spill a plate of spaghetti on his head or something... make this happen please! Ya know the problem with 'Always Being Cam'? He's always being creepy... I thought the oddest sight of the night was them just kicking back with the mud all over their clothes like 'mud, what mud?' Also as mentioned who in wardrobe picked all white for this particular date?? But damn did she look hot in those black shorts, and the black leather pants as well. Yowsers. When she mentioned to the guy that she liked how he looks at her I was picturing the old Looney Tunes when one character looked at the other really intensely and they'd turn into a big talking steak or chicken leg! I have been a big Hannah fan since the late portions of her season with Colton when she started being more herself (as she alluded to last night). I kinda love the big goofball but I'm not sure this group is going to has a true love in it so that's kind of a bummer. But go Hannah.
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    Paradise Hotel (US)

    The first thing I said to myself when I saw all the men lined up was "Oh, well that explains a LOT of Carlos' issues!" He was so easy to pick out of that lineup because dude is super short. I loved all the times the editors busted him when he was saying "I never said that!" and then they would SHOW him saying exactly that! If wanted Kyle to pick either Tatum or Rosanna as a roomie and then Jair to pick the other at the 'ceremony'. Now THAT would have been must see teevee! I love how 'the four' sit at their own table about 100yds away from everyone else and talk about 'Oh we shouldn't be doing this' and 'Yeah this looks bad' but then they didn't actually DO anything about it!!
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    Paradise Hotel (US)

    Voting closes 10:30 Pacific. I'd never heard someone say their head was crumbles before... poor poor Brittany. I was sad to see the 'checkout' fizzle out. I have just one thing to say to the P-Ho's: Wear. Sunscreen. Believe me on this.
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    S38.E15 Survivor: Edge of Extinction Reunion

    This made me LOL. Also, I'm guessing that the 'Idols' will only communicate with the survivors through one of those glass tubes like at a bank. Write your question on a parchment and wait for the answer while fireballs shoot out of the eyes of the stone idols to invoke the proper respect from the lowly newbies.
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    S38.E15 Survivor: Edge of Extinction Reunion

    Seriously, Survivor?? Seriously?? That was just another pile of manure in the corner stinking up the place. Kelly looked like she'd recently been reanimated... So this is the battle of the egos for next season?? What if the actual contestants don't want to bow down to the great Survivor oracles?? Let people play their game and let us watch. Reaching for the next great theme season has really made a farce of this show. Hopefully the battle of the two giant heads won't cripple the game like EoE crippled this season.
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    S38:E14 I See the Million Dollars

    Just watching this finale irked me. I've never missed a moment of survivor. But this was a chore and most certainly came under "time served" than "what have you done for me lately"!!! I wouldn't let this crap break my streak. I couldn't bare to watch "live" so it was a test of patience to not just FF to the end and be done with this farce of a season. Did we need to know everyone's amazing healing/invigorating/teaching moment on the stupid twist you foisted on us and the contestants? That portion seemed like it took an hour. YOU WERE VOTED OUT!!! We should be spending ZERO moments on you once you failed to come back. The jury with a thousand arms was a major joke as well and we allll knew the EoE guy would win. He did play the hand dealt him and taking out Devens was hardcore. But damn if I'm not salty about how his return derailed people that played the game all season to have the rug pulled out from under them. They didn't just sit around schmoozing hte jury for 28 days. He got to sit it out until "go time" which is utter bullshit. I absolutely HATE how Victoria and Lauren's games ended. That was a real gut punch imho. I'm so heated right now. Anyways, above the hatred of every shred of this season I still hold a bit of solace in the fact that at least Devins didn't win. His unrestrained GLEE over his 'immunity idols' he his was disgusting. There was no need to do that and less need to revel in it. I hated his gameplay because it was unnecessarily cruel and self-aggrandizing. Nobody will ever love him like he loves himself that is for sure. Way to shit on an already hard to take final episode. To quote Reem who summed up the season: "Oh, we don't LIKE you!"
  11. Wandering Snark

    Paradise Hotel (US)

    I loved that she said she had to 'check her neck', apparently in the mirror... to see if one of her vertebrae was sticking out maybe?? That chair placement could have ended her life!!!
  12. Wandering Snark

    Paradise Hotel (US)

    Hans has some serious issues at play. But even so sobbing on your date's shoulder about said issues so early on just flashes 'RUN!' in neon burnt across your date's mind, no matter how much she attempts to comfort you at the time. "That could have ended my life..." is possibly the most ott thing I've heard on one of these shows, and damn that's a long list. And yeah, it had nothing to do with you being outrageously drunk at the time you sat on said chair, right? And, I can't believe they actually are daring to put this show up against the Bachelorette. It makes me wonder what kind of footing the show is on and if it might get dumped early on so they don't care what timeslot they put it on.
  13. Wandering Snark

    Paradise Hotel (US)

    YAHTZEE!!! 😆 Anyhow, one good thing about this show is that the we're not stuck with the initial casting as p-ho's come and go.
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    Paradise Hotel (US)

    I think she'll settle in... however the ott British accent guy that does the narrating is going to drive me insane. It's like a bad imitation of Robin Leach or something. Who thought 'lets get a guy with an outrageous accent do all the talking parts in the show' was a good idea? A decent reboot I think, jury still out though. I'll give it a fair chance but 4 days a week?? Really? Yikes. Exactly! "Let's see I have my pick so I'll go with the whitest guy available." What? She was really annoying with her continual whining about people 'not being open'. I am getting these weird Dawson's Creek flashbacks from the Hans and Brittany pairing and I never even watched Dawson... Are Kendal and Rosanna the same person?
  15. I've seen several people as why their posts are framed in yellow. This shows where you left off (right?) but I think it's just the color that looks like you have maybe done something bad as the yellow frame seems to remind of a warning. I suggest changing the color of those boxes to something less ominous.
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