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  1. Wandering Snark

    BB in the Media: Outside the Fishbowl

    I liked the comment: "It’s not confusing, it’s racism."
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    Week 2: July 15, 2019-July 19, 2019

    Wow, I think she's been around and talking to Weston. And they both came down with the same virus that kept them off the show! But seriously, she had to be sick right? I mean we haven't seen her in DAYS and there was even a n elimination via text! Man that eating comp is going to give me nightmares, especially as the one thing I hate more than strawberries is artificial stawberry flavor, like in ice cream. *puts hand over his mouth* Oh deer gahd... *shudder* Anyhow, that was a really cold way to do an eviction/"dumping". I can't help it with the way certain other reality shoes have been going so I'm just going to say that maybe people didn't like seeing a mixed-race couple and looked past them as 'compatible'. I'm just sayin'. I hate to see Christen go because I thought she was really attractive and spoke without using 'like' in every pause. #byebye #callme With the wonderful things we found out about Carnac recently he didn't turn out to be too magnificent, so he can go. Now if we can just get Caro to stop with the baby voice already! #pleasestop #noreally We now have three singles so I wonder how many people will emerge from the party boat? I'd guess three girls and a guy (since Winston enter solo)? That would leave two people extra that would get "dumped" then.
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    S21.E11: Live Eviction #3; Battle Back #1

    The guy's a sucker for a good rhyme obviously. Of course, it just made me think:
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    Week 2: July 15, 2019-July 19, 2019

    She doesn't even need a new guy, she is in continual flirt with everyone mode. And man that baby talk stuff gets on my nerves. But imagine the season w/o her and I dunno... some of these people are pretty/boring. I think that it'll be a Liz/Zac landslide in the couples vote as well.
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    Week 2: July 15, 2019-July 19, 2019

    Yeah his whole "tier" plan of opening up with level two having a sex prerequisite was pretty nasty. That and his "I've been working on this since I was 16!" as well as his saying he has a 'degree in women' makes him quite the catch... Personally I was too filled with second-hand embarrasment to determine who was 'hottest' among either sex but I cringed most at Cashew and any guy that inexplicably did the "bandana between the legs" thing *shudder*
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    S21.E11: Live Eviction #3; Battle Back #1

    And, of course, the one white guy that IS sent to CC never has to spend a day/night there before he's elevated back to his rightful place in the WhiteHouse. 🙄
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    S21.E11: Live Eviction #3; Battle Back #1

    And now to hear from the newest evictees, it's The Minority Report with Juyileey Chen-Moonves.
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    Week 2: July 15, 2019-July 19, 2019

    Agreed. "Cashel opens up to Dylan in a brand new episode of 'Two Dudes, One Outfit.'" killed me. Because the camera came in from behind them and they are wearing the same white shirt sure, but it then spins around to the front and... well, they are wearing the same outfit. I love when he leads us into the convos like that. Also his "and there's the pool that nobody uses" (approx) was great too.
  9. Wandering Snark

    S12. E06. Art of War

    Nobody wanted a T-Rex that just ate a hooker and has her fishnets stuck in his mouth either...
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    Week 2: July 15, 2019-July 19, 2019

    *laughs* Oh my, you are so right. Yeah, that was wierd... she went for a full on makeout-starter kiss and snagged his lower lip as he tried to move away, it was like an airport 'I'll miss you on my trip' kiss not a goodbye forever exit... awk-ward!! I've seen a lot of comment on the surprisingly dignified way these "islanders" have been treating each other even while 'stealing' someone's partner. It will be interesting to see how it goes when there are less and less OG's, but damned if this season on Big Bother couldn't use a little civility! I find myself enjoying this summer fluff oh so much more than BB right now. I thought for sure this would be drama city but it's been anything but. Kinda refreshing really.
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    S12. E06. Art of War

    In my above rant I forgot to mention the question here to me was, have you ever seen a cross-stitch pillow with a realistic eye in the middle of it?
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    S21.E10: Power of Veto #3

    The only problem here is that the "other person" will likely be another one of the assholes in her alliance 😫
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    S21.E10: Power of Veto #3

    My only solice in this epi (besides Nicole's "Okay, I'm going to say it, it's YOU Bella and everyone knows it") was that the shit was going down and not a single member of the Bastard Squad said 'Oh, wait, where's Jack?? He should be in on this convo! Someone go get him!' He of course made up for lost time escalating things and stirring up his little squad.
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    S12. E06. Art of War

    Amen. But they just want drama now apparently, that and to be able to continue to just make up and change shit whenever they want. You can have an unfinished tattoo if the finished parts are good, you can even have tattoo of the day. Well, we're sending you home because this is clearly an unfinished tattoo (no matter your canvas). Trauma is a big deal, ehhh trauma is no big thing if we like you and/or your tattoo. We want consistency here. Well the women might actually win something and Oliver wouldn't go for that (His "You just have to win" was fucking infuriating because the DON'T win because of YOU being a judge, Pecker.) so instead of consistency we're rewarding this one on who's looks better from far away no matter how beat to shit it is up close. We want cross-stitch tattoos, like Grandma's pillows. Well, you did do a very well executed cross-stitch tattoo but cross stitch tattoos aren't cool, so we're giving it instead to one we thought was cooler and then taunting you for not ever winning.
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    S21.E10: Power of Veto #3

    Wow, I've seen some shit on this show but these people?? There isn't a strong enough word for how much I hate them and how vile I think they are. I am so close to tapping out on this terrible horrible season. I didn't sign any waivers to relive my high school days...
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