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S23.E01: Week 1 - Live Premiere


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The Season 23 premiere features Colton Underwood. Among the women vying for his affection: a pageant star who calls herself the "hot-mess express"; a confident Nigerian beauty with a loud-and-proud personality; a deceptively bubbly spitfire who is hiding a dark family secret; and a California beach blonde who has a secret that ironically may make her a perfect match for Underwood.

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2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Did Heather's parents lock her up in a nunnery? She is beautiful and never been kissed.

I’m thinking social anxiety...... (not disagreeing she’s beautiful) 

 

One of the women is a Sib! I’m a Sib. This is so exciting. I missed her name but she is the woman, her Mom or grandma said Colton was better looking than Brad Pitt. 

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Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Mom's in federal prison for embezzlement.. well isn't that special.

My new favorite!  She’s going to be bitchy, I can feel it.  Plus she looks like an Olsen twin.  Yep, that’s my girl. 

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1 minute ago, saber5055 said:

YES! I washed mine. There's plenty of time. You could wash it twice and not miss anything.

I scoured my bunions.  There is plenty of time before the real cheese hits the fan. 

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Okay, Colton saying he was a fat kid with no friends struck a nerve with me so now I have to like him. Thanks a lot show for ruining the snark for me.

WTH with all the live party business. I don't recognize any of these former Bs and B-ettes.

CH: "Burning question: Will Colton lose his virginity on his journey?"

Me: I could give a care. I'll need to buy booze by the crate if I'm going to play the Virgin Drinking Game this season.

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I'd love it if after all the hype Colton feels fireworks and decides to nail someone night one back at his hotel. "Okay, so now that we have THAT over with... let's move on with the season." Because I'm not sure if I can handle the show and everyone involved talking about it every five minutes for weeks on end like he's the last man on earth and has to save the human race.

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5 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Okay, Colton saying he was a fat kid with no friends struck a nerve with me so now I have to like him. Thanks a lot show for ruining the snark for me.

WTH with all the live party business. I don't recognize any of these former Bs and B-ettes.

CH: "Burning question: Will Colton lose his virginity on his journey?"

Me: I could give a care. I'll need to buy booze by the crate if I'm going to play the Virgin Drinking Game this season.

I feel bad about making fun of him.  So he’s a famewhore looking for a social media career.  I’d do the same if I weren’t an ugly old hag.  It’s not like he’s Blob, or that awful flapjack guy. 

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If Colton hadn't signed up for this, I would feel bad for him. All this obsession with his virginity is getting super creepy. But, I assume he knew all of this was coming, so he is probably fine with it. Presumably. 

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Just now, tennisgurl said:

If Colton hadn't signed up for this, I would feel bad for him. All this obsession with his virginity is getting super creepy. But, I assume he knew all of this was coming, so he is probably fine with it. Presumably. 

Oh he’s all in on it.. it’s his “story”. 

“Being the first virgin Bachelor is scary”. Yeah I’m sure it’s so scary. It shouldn’t even be a thing beyond something mentioned in passing.. it makes me feel so icky.  You know what else makes me feel icky? These hot tub shots complete with freezing women lined up waiting for their turn to get in. Why do I subject myself to this nonsense? Every. Damn. Season. 😭

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1 hour ago, tennisgurl said:

Maybe I just live under a rock, but is being a virgin THAT big of a deal? Yeah for a guy of his age and with his looks, its not what I would guess, but is it such a huge deal? People are acting like Colton was born on Saturn, not that he just hasn't stuck his dick into anyone yet. 

Or maybe they're focusing on the virgin thing because there is literally nothing else interesting about Colton? Almost like Colton is super boring...

 

I didn't think it would be so much of a big deal but it is.  I think it's because he's not a virgin due to a religious belief.  I think it's really sad that he's gotten this much grief over it.  I think it's great that he is a virgin.  However, he's not really a virgin virgin in that I'm sure he's done *everything but PIV, right? 

*I've read that there are girls (maybe Colton, too?) who believe they are virgins since they do everything including AS but just not PIV.  That is lunacy.    

 

Full disclosure:  I'm not a virgin.  Having sex with your bf/gf was common in the 80's at my high school.  Literally all of the people I hung out with were not virgins.  Later in life I became a Christian and got to know a lot of virgins.  Some it was for religious reasons/good morals/no opportunity.  I wish I had done things differently. 

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1 minute ago, crgirl412 said:

I didn't think it would be so much of big deal but it is.  I think it's because he's not a virgin due to a religious belief. 

I think it's a big deal because this show is MAKING it a big deal. Simple as that. It's this season's hook, to make it The.Most.Drah.Matic.Season EVAH.

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Thank God those were fake butterflies, I was seriously creeped out for a second!

The ladies this year really are super beautiful this season. Even though some of them seem a teeny bit...odd.

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